"Real" Pokemon? Yeah, right....

nightwheel · Post by **nightwheel** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:24 pm

I hate to sound like a total Noob but I once thought Pokemon were real

. But to find them, me and my friends thought you had to go into the Brumda Tringle to find them. Thankfuly, I don't think their real anymore.

Bibin wrote:Who's up for a theological debate with them?

With pleasure

Tibia · Post by **Tibia** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:27 pm

The thread about "marrying your Pokemon" is alarming. Really alarming. It shows these are mostly kids, as there was one great remark along the lines of "I'll marry my Pokemon for SURE!!!!! but we won't do it." On the other hand, bestiality anyone? *shudder*

And what is it with all the "Gangsta Blingg" sigs and avs? It doesn't even look appealing.

khaag · Post by **khaag** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:32 am

It's fake guys. -_- Thank god...

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/i ... wtopic=509

Apparently a bunch of 4chan guys started this to eventually troll the aforementioned digimon forum.

Now, I know what you faggots are thinking. "OMG POKECLIPSE GOT SO BUTTHURT THEY HAD TO PRETEND IT WAS FAKE TO AVOID DA TROLLZ!" You can mentally block out all the evidence I'm going to lay down, but it's there, fags.

It's a shame we couldn't keep this going longer, but it was worth it. Every copulate retard I saw on AIM with "kush", "blow", and "paintball" somewhere in their name. A callout goes to "Elongated Feline" for being the most copulate obvious. Not even Pokefag children are dumb.

I would like to come out and say I spearheaded this whole thing. I posted anonymously on /v/ when I said it, so I can't have REAL proof of it...but it was me who made the initial offhanded comment to start this. I know all kinds of faggots always go "IT WAS MY IDEA!!", so I regret that I cannot prove this. But needless to say I'm impressed with how much /v/ can band together. I was beginning to think /v/ was becoming /b/, but you proved me wrong so hard. My stupid offhanded comment became what was and would've been the greatest trolling endeavor ever.

Oh hell, it was.

This started as an effort to troll Digiclipse. It's a site that had people who honestly, TRULY believed in Digimon and the digital world. /v/ discovered it on Friday. My idea was to take the piss out of them with Pokeclipse, and we'd build up posts for a week and then spring in on Digiclipse to troll them, and have nerdrage arguments about which of our fictional worlds were real.

But then Digiclipse was hacked, and we momentarily felt without purpose.

But then, something amazing happened! We gained popularity thanks somewhat to /b/ (who we dropped this to initially without telling them it was a troll site, so they'd troll us to add to the realism), but mostly due to GameFAQs and WoW. So we were planning on carrying this joke for a while.

And now the credits.

First, a big thank you to some of the communities and who contributed their retarded belief.

Dr. KillGood · Post by **Dr. KillGood** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:36 am

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Go /v/!

warmachine · Post by **warmachine** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:38 am

I was about to say... I'd eat my hat if this was not the work of 4chan. It's one thing when a prank makes you laugh; it's on a whole other masterful level when it genuinely alarms you.

Marrying Pokemon, seriously? That's just creepy.

NiN^_^NiN · Post by **NiN^_^NiN** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:57 pm

I have a pikachu it wasn't a pikachu originally it evolved from lots of surgery and dog tra...i mean pikachu training

Kyo · Post by **Kyo** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:51 am

That's brilliant. It's amazing what 4chan can do to the internet

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:01 pm

Kyo wrote:That's brilliant. It's amazing what 4chan can do to the internet

I'm more impressed with 711chan and the protest against $cientology they have been doing lately.

Aguiluz · Post by **Aguiluz** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:43 pm

What is $cientology?

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Anyway.... I don't believe in Pokemon. Ever.

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:00 pm

Tibia wrote:On the other hand, bestiality anyone? *shudder*

There is PokÃ©mon yiff

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:39 pm

vb_, dont bring up that disgusting crap. Skitty X wailord wtf?

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:41 pm

Why would you people think this is real? The 'world is flat' was obviously a joke. I figured this was BS, but didn't consider it being a work of /b/.

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:41 pm

Why would you people think this is real? The 'world is flat' was obviously a joke. I figured this was BS, but didn't consider it being a work of /b/.

Oh, and what happened to the first and second rules?

Dr. KillGood · Post by **Dr. KillGood** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:07 pm

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/

Aguiluz · Post by **Aguiluz** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:34 pm

vb_master wrote:
Tibia wrote:On the other hand, bestiality anyone? *shudder*
There is PokÃ©mon yiff

Ewww....

I could say that people who belive in real pokemon are just watching and playing too much.

Flat Earth? I think... 70% no, 30% yes.