Battle of Annoying Crap in Culture Part 2!!!

[soundwave]

I only watch Cartoon Network and SciFi Channel, there's never any award show crap on those.

[cennar]

Paris Hilton. She's hot, but that's about all she has going for her.

you... she is so nasty! like a sex change gone wrong

[benheck]

Gimp Meatwad!

[gannon]

Enjoy those tacos now, for in a thousand years they will be illegal. Hehehahahaa, think we all know why..
We know why!
Anti-taco legislation! Disestablishmentarianism!

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we know him, There was Sir Santa of Claus: a ape like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried and defecated upon and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of the children. It wasn’t a holly jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed.
I’m not finished.. YOU should have gotten a snack! A warlike race of elves from the red planet landed on the ice encased earth and they were imminently enslaved by the un-evolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys. Using galactic elfin technology toys were made into recognizable shapes, and given names like “trainâ€