Three word story

Bay_Wolf · Post by **Bay_Wolf** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:33 pm

performed on his

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:42 pm

kidneys, because scientists

Jongamer · Post by **Jongamer** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:02 pm

were bored, and

lifeisbetterwithketchup · Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:43 pm

wanted to check

Nonsense Man · Post by **Nonsense Man** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:43 pm

also extremely drunk

Kyo · Post by **Kyo** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:03 pm

They're pinky and

Joes2Silly · Post by **Joes2Silly** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:18 pm

dull, but it

HotDog-Cart · Post by **HotDog-Cart** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:39 pm

doesnt matter as...

typamc95 · Post by **typamc95** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:49 pm

Radio-Active Donkeys

Jongamer · Post by **Jongamer** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:29 pm

can do barrell-rolls

HotDog-Cart · Post by **HotDog-Cart** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:17 pm

,slippy can too.

limpport · Post by **limpport** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:26 am

This thread died

Negative_Creep · Post by **Negative_Creep** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:09 am

because your mom

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:10 am

And so did the story. The end of a sentence is not the beginning of a new story; god damnit.

Story

Once upon a time, there was a lab rat. Before each night, this lonely rat would have tests performed on his kidneys because scientists were bored and drunk, and wanted to check if the number of kidneys in the rat had changed. To their surprise, it had. The rat now had three kidneys. The scientists marveled in their discovery, and started breeding triple-kidneyed humans to steal kidneys out of and sell of the black market. The end.

Not a story

Once upon a time, there was a lab rat. Before each night, this lonely rat would have tests performed on his kidneys because scientists were bored, and wanted to check also extremely drunk. They're pinky and dull, but it doesn't matter as radio-active donkeys can do barrel rolls, slippy can too.

Neildo_64 · Post by **Neildo_64** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:29 am

The end of a sentence is not the beginning of a new story

I agree. If we are to keep this thread going any longer at all, we need to actually work together to make a story, meaning full sentences and more than half a page of words that make sense. Maybe some basic pre outlined storyline would help (ie. there was a boy who had a dog and the dog dies and comes back as a zombie and ends up taking over the world.)