fav comedian

SZF2001 · Post by **SZF2001** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:45 am

Whats yours?

Mine has to be Eddie Izzard. Brilliant, I tell you!

Post by **Skyone** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:22 am

Oh pshh, Mitch Hedberg.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:23 am

George Carlin

Dr. KillGood · Post by **Dr. KillGood** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:26 am

That redneck, guy.

He lives in the same state as me! =D

samus · Post by **samus** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:02 am

mitch hedberg...

"I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You'll never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize that you can still..get up there."

SZF2001 · Post by **SZF2001** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:53 am

Ah yes, Mitch!

"If I want two thousand of something, I'll eat some rice"

sgtpepper · Post by **sgtpepper** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:36 am

It's a tough choice between Steven Wright and Demetri Martin...

"Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you always put your two cents in?... Somebody's making a penny" - Steven Wright

"One time right in the middle of a job interview, I took out a book and I started reading. The guy says 'What the hell are you doing?' I said let me ask you one question: If you were in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, then you turned your lights on, would they do anything? He said 'I dunno,' I said forget it then, I don't want to work for you." - Steven Wright

"I heard this woman one time say 'I like kids.' That's nice, little weird though. It's like saying 'I like people, but only for a little while'" - Demetri Martin

"Every food fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal" - Demetri Martin

wallydawg · Post by **wallydawg** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:18 am

im against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
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a severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer

Shadeslayer · Post by **Shadeslayer** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:10 am

Robin Williams but he doesn't do enough stand up.

nightwheel · Post by **nightwheel** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:28 pm

Dr. KillGood wrote:That redneck, guy.

He lives in the same state as me! =D

Ahh your taking about Daniel Whitney, A.K.A Larry the Cable Guy.

My favs are Jeff Foxworthy and the late Jim Varney. Most of you know Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell

Jongamer · Post by **Jongamer** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:59 pm

Adam Sandler, although I don't think he does stand-up.

Electric Rain · Post by **Electric Rain** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:52 pm

Lewis Black.

Lactose intolerant milk? Kiss my d**k! If you're lactose intolerant you can't drink milk. So what's in the f***ing carton? Get it out of there, get it away from my milk. It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself.

You know what they would do? They would come to my elementary school with films to show me how to protect myself from a nuclear-f***-holocaust. They would show this giant nuclear-f***ing-bomb just blowing the s**t out of everything. Goats and monkeys flying everywhere. The windows of the elementary school blown out, the teacher banged up against the f***ing blackboard. But there were the children... hiding safely under their desks. And I thought wow... if this was a real attack... when the all clear sounded... I can get up and go out to the playground and MELT!

I knew it was way too cold this winter because I have not had one thought. I have NOT been able to complete a sentence in my own head. I find myself wondering, going; You know, I should really - F*** IT'S COLD!

It's best if you can see the gestures he makes with his hands and his eyes, though.

I recommend his HBO stand-up "Black on Broadway". All of the above quotes are from it.

Aguiluz · Post by **Aguiluz** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:23 pm

My favorite is "Dr. Ashen."

youtube.com/ashens

ghosstt · Post by **ghosstt** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:58 pm

Bill Engvall then Demetri Martin

ganonbanned · Post by **ganonbanned** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:17 pm

Nobody said jerry seinfeld!!!

I suppose he's pretty generic though.

I would say michael richards, but than I'd be racist.