Plans incase of zombie attack

madc0w · Post by **madc0w** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:58 am

Heres my plan. I grab my zombie kit (mostly knives and other tools) and call my friend matt. He loads his SUV with food and his zombie kit, and guns it to my house. Then we gun it to CVS, backing the car into the entrance. The car blocks entrance, but if we want to leave, we can just drive the car out. The only other windows are high up, and could easily be heavily taped over. CVS is chock full of food, and the only perishables are like milk and ice cream, so we'd be able to survive for awhile.

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:55 am

http://forums.benheck.com/viewtopic.php ... ght=zombie

Here's the old zombie survival thread if anyone wanted to read it.

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:16 pm

Dudes. You get a barge. Load it up with food and supplies. Stay away from land for a few years until all the zombies die out.

typamc95 · Post by **typamc95** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:33 pm

Revised plan-
Go to the closest sports car dealer ship for a Ferrari, Them to toms pawn for the guns. From there, I go to eley's {Grocery store Next door to tom's pawn} were I would barricades the front doors with the aisle's and use the fire escape to enter and exit the building, I would eventually travel to the gulf of Mexico, where me and other survivors would collect food and board a cruise liner and ride out the apocalypse in style.

Shadeslayer · Post by **Shadeslayer** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:39 pm

I would head up to michigan out in the boonies. Grab me and my friends (who have lots of guns and lots of ammo) and sit in the woods. We would all learn how to survive in the wild. Zombies aren't going to be able to live in the cold up there in the winter and in the summer we go out to an island I know of.

tyromaniac · Post by **tyromaniac** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:02 pm

Zombies killed the Roanoke settlers.

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:03 pm

Actually, I think it was settled in the last thread that zombies are dead and don't emit enough heat to withstand winter. So Russia, Northern Canada, and Green/Iceland (Oh, and Alaska, the part of Canada the Americans bummed off the Russians) are all zombie-free zones.

Post by **benheck** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:21 pm

I would weld spikes onto the front of one of my Escorts (while smoking a cigar, so it looks cool) then drive around "spearing" zombies.

It would also be important to say clever/cheesy one-liners whenever possible. Such "I am the master of unlocking" and/or "Hope this is not [insert your friend's name here]'s blood..."

I didn't see I am Legend, but from the trailers I wondered how he kept his Mustang in such great shape.

Ford - A Zombie Apocalypse Revolution. (With Exclusive Sync by MS)

ZN13 · Post by **ZN13** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:45 pm

I would probably run down to the Honda dealership (literally, it's almost my neighbor

) and get a bike, a cruiser with good gas mileage, then, if I was lucky enough to have the gun show in town, I would go there. It has all I would need, weapon wise. I'd get full tactical suit, rifles knives, some first aid stuff, binocs, and lots of ammo. Then I'd just keep moving and getting food on the road.

MrTroy · Post by **MrTroy** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:04 pm

I'd spend the rest of my life PO'd that no one is posting on the internet anymore.

ChrisS · Post by **ChrisS** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:06 am

Screw that. I'm getting bit and joining in the undead flesh eating orgy.

Also.............Resident Evil Extinction was pretty weak. Not that the other two were masterpieces or anything, but Extinction was real weak.

No one can touch George A. Romero's films, excluding that Land of the Dead piece of crap.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:45 am

ChrisS wrote:Screw that. I'm getting bit and joining in the undead flesh eating orgy.

Also.............Resident Evil Extinction was pretty weak. Not that the other two were masterpieces or anything, but Extinction was real weak.

No one can touch George A. Romero's films, excluding that Land of the Dead piece of crap.

Resident Evil 1 was originally suposed to be written by George A. Romero

Read the script

demonofaj · Post by **demonofaj** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:41 pm

I got it. I have the foolproof zombie escape plan right here. First, I leave PBANDJ sandwiches behind the bookcase to stall the undead menace. Doing so, I will get on my motor bike, and ride into town, only to have a giant tanker freaking explode leaving me stranded. Thus I fight my way through some horde, and find refuge in a gun shop. The owner almost kills me and then apologizes as he thought that I was one of them. (anyone who gets the part in italic (what game it's from) get's a cookie). Then I wait for the fat man to be eaten (which he is), get some guns, blow some heads apart, and find a big van and attach spikes through the grill. I find family and food. We make holes in the lower part of the van so chainsaws can be used to cut them apart, because as we all know the Dawn of the Dead remake is as real to a zombie outbreak as you'll get. So I kill a zombie, and my friend goes, "No, this is wrong, this is blasphemy, this is madness!" I respond with "Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!", and kick his ass into a hole. The end.

vskid · Post by **vskid** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:06 pm

Ok, I don't really have a plan, it just kinda depends on how it all happens and what kind of zombies we're talking about.

As far as supplies go, we have 3 shotguns, 3 high power rifles, 3 handguns of various calibers, and 7 (or so) .22 rifles. Four-wheel drive vehicles are a 1994 F-350, 1993 Explorer, and 2002 Yukon XL (plus 2 4x4 ATVs). Downstairs, theres enough food to feed my family (of 7) for, at the very least, one month. In the garage theres 4 ~50 gallon barrels with water in them (might taste kinda sick, haven't changed the water for a few years). We also have a camp trailer we could live in.

Heres some various things we could do. All needed supplies would be loaded into one or more of the 4x4 vehicles. First stop in almost any scenario would be Walmart or a grocery store (to top off on food, maxorize the credit cards since there'll be no one to owe money to) and somewhere that sells ammo (we don't have much). Then it'd be to the gas station, though it doesn't have to be too soon since my dad has us keep them at 1/4th of a tank or more, its better for the fuel pump. Then we'd either hide out in the mountains, Antelope Island (that big island in the Great Salt Lake), or at my grandparent's house, they live out in the middle of nowhere in Idaho. Then we'll set up defenses. This is assuming theres any hope of survival and that the zombies aren't too superhuman. If humanity is 100% screwed and the zombies are super fast/intelligent, I'll get some friends, a shotgun each, and a bunch of shells. Then we'd go down in a rain of spent shells and zombie innards.

Metroid fan · Post by **Metroid fan** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:10 am

Kurt_ wrote:Actually, I think it was settled in the last thread that zombies are dead and don't emit enough heat to withstand winter.

Not the zombies/vampires in I am Legend. Their body temps are like 115 degrees. In the end I would probably sharpen a pair of shovels and run around the town slicing zombies in half, and then grab a shotgun and a sniper and some hand grenades and blow them to pieces. Or I guess I could try to find a cure for it...