BenHeck Facts

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:14 pm

When a console dies, Ben Feels it.

Ben once stared at an Xbox, it portablized itself.

When Ben was making the N64p, Shigeru Miyamoto experienced ED

Ben's soldering Iron can kill Chuck Norris

Ok, lets come up some some facts for Ben in the same fashion as the Chuck Norris facts.

Come on people.

Lets go!

cowsgoquack101 · Post by **cowsgoquack101** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:35 pm

I'm pretty sure we've done this before.

Krepticor · Post by **Krepticor** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:38 pm

There is no chin when Ben grows a beard, only a 220 watt weller soldering station

BenHeck and Darth Vader walked into a cybercafe, it was destroyed immediately by shear awesomeness

Between a hot glue gun and soldering Iron, Ben can take down the death star

Ben needs no generator, electricity comes to him

Ben walked into wal-mart and ordered some solder, he got it

Post by **Skyone** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:00 pm

Ben is so amazing, he taught his web host how to divide by zero, soon to find that it is truly not possible and to cause decades of site slow-downs and countless losses of sessions.

Post by **Triton** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:01 pm

/0 OSHI-

Kyo · Post by **Kyo** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:08 am

Krepticor wrote:BenHeck and Darth Vader walked into a cybercafe, it was destroyed immediately by shear awesomeness

The one from Star Wars or the Atari 2600?

dudex77 · Post by **dudex77** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:47 am

Triton wrote:/0 OSHI-

haha in math today we had to do some problem which ended with us having to divide by zero so my answer was 0 / 0 = O shi

Krepticor · Post by **Krepticor** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:36 pm

you do know steven hawking said a black hole is where god divides by zero...

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:40 pm

Benheck passes the Ninja Warrior course, in 3 seconds.

ganonbanned · Post by **ganonbanned** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:15 pm

when benheck goes to the MGC, he sees me:

benol · Post by **benol** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:23 pm

ganonbanned wrote:when benheck goes to the MGC, he sees me:

AAAHHH!!! RED EYE!!!

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:07 pm

Kyo wrote:
Krepticor wrote:BenHeck and Darth Vader walked into a cybercafe, it was destroyed immediately by shear awesomeness
The one from Star Wars or the Atari 2600?

This one.

typamc95 · Post by **typamc95** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:52 pm

BenHeck doesn't stuff hot pens into his Nintendo consoles. He just says "Now".

Website · Post by **Life of Brian** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:10 pm

Ben can throw a console onto the ground and the exploding debris reforms itself into a portable. BAM!

benol · Post by **benol** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:22 pm

Ben thinks these stupid jokes are for sissies like Chuck Norris.