Does anyone have a good rhubarb recipe?

benol · Post by **benol** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:31 pm

Does anyone have a good rhubarb recipe? We found some growing in the back lawn...

But seriously, recipes. All of them. Anything you cook that's good. Post 'em here!

ganonbanned · Post by **ganonbanned** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:49 pm

haha, I asked this one time, topic got locked, lol

benol · Post by **benol** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:55 pm

Yes, but it's a joke title. The question is for all recipes.

ganonbanned · Post by **ganonbanned** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:03 pm

benol wrote:Yes, but it's a joke title. The question is for all recipes.

well I have a a recipe for mike tysons punch.

I found it on angry video game nerd, he was reading a NP magazine and I froze the screen and copied it... here it is

2 cups strawberry koolaid
2 cups raspberry koolaid
2 cups ginger ale
1 box frozen strawberries.

mix, chill for at least 30 mins.

Post by **Skyone** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:06 pm

Yes I got a pretty good spam cake recipe actually:

1/2 cup Benol Lite
1 tbsp Attempted Comedy
10 whole wheat topics-a-day
6 additional responses
90 cans of spam
1 failure to use search button

Preheat oven to 350*F.

Put in large bowl and mix together. Once thoroughly smooth, unload the bowl into a large cake pan and place into oven.

Bake for 18 nano-seconds (conveniently the same time it takes benol to think before hitting the New Topic button). Let cool for 5 minutes, and it's ready to eat!!

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:16 pm

Skyone wrote:Yes I got a pretty good spam cake recipe actually:

1/2 cup Benol Lite
1 tbsp Attempted Comedy
10 whole wheat topics-a-day
6 additional responses
90 cans of spam
1 failure to use search button

Preheat oven to 350*F.

Put in large bowl and mix together. Once thoroughly smooth, unload the bowl into a large cake pan and place into oven.

Bake for 18 nano-seconds (conveniently the same time it takes benol to think before hitting the New Topic button). Let cool for 5 minutes, and it's ready to eat!!

I mean wow that actually made me lol

project_failure · Post by **project_failure** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:26 pm

Yes I got a pretty good spam cake recipe actually:

1/2 cup Benol Lite
1 tbsp Attempted Comedy
10 whole wheat topics-a-day
6 additional responses
90 cans of spam
1 failure to use search button

Preheat oven to 350*F.

Put in large bowl and mix together. Once thoroughly smooth, unload the bowl into a large cake pan and place into oven.

Bake for 18 nano-seconds (conveniently the same time it takes benol to think before hitting the New Topic button). Let cool for 5 minutes, and it's ready to eat!!

Laughing I mean wow that actually made me lol
Skyone
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:06 pm Post subject:
Yes I got a pretty good spam cake recipe actually:

1/2 cup Benol Lite
1 tbsp Attempted Comedy
10 whole wheat topics-a-day
6 additional responses
90 cans of spam
1 failure to use search button

Preheat oven to 350*F.

Put in large bowl and mix together. Once thoroughly smooth, unload the bowl into a large cake pan and place into oven.

Bake for 18 nano-seconds (conveniently the same time it takes benol to think before hitting the New Topic button). Let cool for 5 minutes, and it's ready to eat!!

nice.

cowsgoquack101 · Post by **cowsgoquack101** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:37 pm

Damn Sky, I feel like I should give you money or something for those kind words of comedy...

lifeisbetterwithketchup · Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:59 pm

Yeah, Sky, that was beautiful.

Bay_Wolf · Post by **Bay_Wolf** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:04 pm

That was simply the funniest thing I have read in a long time.

Regards

nightwheel · Post by **nightwheel** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:19 pm

Skyone you are truly the god of Jokes. I am not worthy to experince such funny greatness. Nice one

benol · Post by **benol** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:30 pm

I didn't think it was funny.

Post by **CronoTriggerfan** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:35 pm

Well I think this topic's gone to hell! And Sky, if you thought it was so spammy, why didn't you lock it in the first place?

No matter, I'll save you the trouble. Locked.

Post by **Skyone** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:37 pm

CronoTriggerfan wrote:Well I think this topic's gone to hell! And Sky, if you thought it was so spammy, why didn't you lock it in the first place?

No matter, I'll save you the trouble. Locked.

Because I wanted to bring the lulz, you party pooper.