Largest known star...oh my god...

Post by **benheck** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:15 pm

Michael Bay should make a movie where that motherf'in star is headed towards our Solar System, and they have to send a bunch of... um... "lavatologists" up so they can stop it before Earth is melted.

Along the way we hear a bunch of Aerosmith songs and animal crackers dance on a buck-toothed brunette's stomach.

The name of the movie can be "SUPER-STAR" (I don't want to miss a thing)

Super Cameraman · Post by **Super Cameraman** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:20 pm

How would we stop that from coming towards us!? That's like.. the sun coming towards... me! And if it came close enough the entire world would just ignite. That would suck.

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Post by **benheck** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:56 pm

I don't agree.

Michael Bay + Aerosmith + Far too many closeups = Solution

Electric Rain · Post by **Electric Rain** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:47 pm

benheck wrote:Michael Bay should make a movie where that motherf'in star is headed towards our Solar System, and they have to send a bunch of... um... "lavatologists" up so they can stop it before Earth is melted.

Along the way we hear a bunch of Aerosmith songs and animal crackers dance on a buck-toothed brunette's stomach.

The name of the movie can be "SUPER-STAR" (I don't want to miss a thing)

Hmm... I dunno... I think YOU should make that movie...

Post by **benheck** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:59 pm

"In a universe (not world) where there's a really big star...."

nightwheel · Post by **nightwheel** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:36 pm

How about you make the movie yourself then Ben. Might be even able to pitch the idea to a big Hollywood studio. Like MGM or Fox. And maybe they will even let you Direct the movie. But this is just a thought

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:58 pm

twilightprincess wrote:Well the only planets in our solar system that we could live on would be the rocky ones (mars, the moon, mercury, umm venus) But most of them are too hot or too cold, plus we need good atmosphere and gravity, and soil that can have plants grow. But god It will probably take thousands of years.

There's the Jupiter moon, Io I think. And if we find a way to make it to that Earth-like planet they found a few months ago, then we'll be set (of course, that planet is like 1 or 2 light years away..)

Oh, and nice name Metallica Man X, currently listening to Fade to Black.

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:10 pm

benheck wrote:I don't agree.

Michael Bay + Aerosmith + Far too many closeups = Solution

In his family film, he'll need to add in some "stupid toy movie" robots, he'd be perfect for this, as he's a non-fan of mega-huge stars flying towards earth, so his ideas would apply to other non-fans.

vskid · Post by **vskid** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:26 pm

soundwave wrote:
twilightprincess wrote:Well the only planets in our solar system that we could live on would be the rocky ones (mars, the moon, mercury, umm venus) But most of them are too hot or too cold, plus we need good atmosphere and gravity, and soil that can have plants grow. But god It will probably take thousands of years.
There's the Jupiter moon, Io I think. And if we find a way to make it to that Earth-like planet they found a few months ago, then we'll be set (of course, that planet is like 1 or 2 light years away..)

Io is volcanic and all screwed up by being so close to Jupiter. Europa, on the other hand, is thought to be covered in ice and possibly have an ocean underneath. And I think that planet is at least 5 lightyears away, thats about how far away it is to the star closest to us (after the Sun).

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:34 pm

Ah, its 20 light years away, I knew there was a 2 somewhere..
Anyways, we need warp 9, or Guild Transporters, either will work.

bacteria · Post by **bacteria** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:31 pm

benheck wrote:Michael Bay should make a movie where that motherf'in star is headed towards our Solar System, and they have to send a bunch of... um... "lavatologists" up so they can stop it before Earth is melted.

Along the way we hear a bunch of Aerosmith songs and animal crackers dance on a buck-toothed brunette's stomach.

The name of the movie can be "SUPER-STAR" (I don't want to miss a thing)

I read somewhere that the impact of what they attempted in the film (silly and impossible as it was) would have been about as effective as a fly letting rip. Basically, if a very large rock comes towards Earth, bye' bye'.