A joke of epic proportions!

jperryss · Post by **jperryss** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:55 pm

Kurt_ wrote:It's family guy unexpected funny. Anybody seen that one?

Yep, and it was funny. Especially when Stewie called him back later on in the episode.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs and steel balls?

A: Sparky <--- Highlight for answer.

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:56 pm

Godderd from Jimmy Neutron?

Edutainment · Post by **Edutainment** » Sat May 05, 2007 12:45 pm

What do Windows and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

I don't think I even have to tell you the punchline.

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Sat May 05, 2007 2:48 pm

It would help those who don't know who that is.

Does the punchline involve sex?

Gump-in-space · Post by **Gump-in-space** » Sat May 05, 2007 3:02 pm

Chuck Norris is the only man on Earth who can kick you in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris has no reflection. This is because not even glass is dumb enough to stand between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris!

My personal favorite: When Chuck Norris donates blood he denys the needle and instead requests a handgun and a bucket.

Twisted Warthog · Post by **Twisted Warthog** » Sat May 05, 2007 3:26 pm

Chuck Norris's tears are the only cure for cancer. Chuck Norris NEVER cries.

Edutainment · Post by **Edutainment** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:40 pm

Kurt_ wrote:It would help those who don't know who that is.

Does the punchline involve sex?

Punchline to previous joke: They both suck.

It refers to Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky, and how uncool Windows is. It's actually not that funny.

cowsgoquack101 · Post by **cowsgoquack101** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:48 pm

Kurt_ wrote: *Chuck norris walks into the scene, and punches Family Guy #2 with a fist that comes out of his beard.*

You mean Brian, the dog?

What do gay horses eat?

*Gay voice* Hay!

Twisted Warthog · Post by **Twisted Warthog** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:57 pm

Either Haaaaaaay! Or a Happy Meal.

wallydawg · Post by **wallydawg** » Sat May 05, 2007 7:50 pm

Edutainment wrote:
Kurt_ wrote:It would help those who don't know who that is.

Does the punchline involve sex?
Punchline to previous joke: They both suck.

It refers to Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky, and how uncool Windows is. It's actually not that funny.

Being around 10 years late on that joke didn't help much either