A joke of epic proportions!

Dr. KillGood · Post by **Dr. KillGood** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:13 pm

HIGHLIGHT FOR ANSWER!

Q: What do a computer and air conditioning have in common?

A: They both work great until you open Windows!

Funny yes, no? Anyone got any good jokes?

nightwheel · Post by **nightwheel** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:57 pm

LOL

OMG Chuck Norris I Right Behind you!! that was the joke

wallydawg · Post by **wallydawg** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:09 pm

chuck norris jokes are old and not funny

hy phrend · Post by **hy phrend** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:18 am

wallydawg wrote:chuck norris jokes are old and not funny

...owned...

Krepticor · Post by **Krepticor** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:29 am

hey chill chuck norris is so bad he refers to himself in the fourth person...I see what you mean

wallydawg · Post by **wallydawg** » Thu May 03, 2007 1:16 pm

Krepticor wrote:hey chill chuck norris is so bad he refers to himself in the fourth person...I see what you mean

The only one that was ever any good was how Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Thu May 03, 2007 2:07 pm

they both don't work when you put windows on them.

.........not

Twisted Warthog · Post by **Twisted Warthog** » Thu May 03, 2007 3:13 pm

Chuck Norris doesent read books he stares them down until he gets the information!

lifeisbetterwithketchup · Thu May 03, 2007 3:31 pm

(music related)

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

(highlight for answer)
A Flat Minor!

ganonbanned · Post by **ganonbanned** » Thu May 03, 2007 3:54 pm

haha but no haha

khaag · Post by **khaag** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:29 pm

If there was more than one girl on here, I wouldn't post this joke, and I am in no way a sjovinistic pig, but...

Q: Why don't women wear watches?

(highlight for answer)

A: Because there's a clock on the stove

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:38 pm

Ahh that's a great one. But so mean.

I have to say, although chuck noris jokes are expired, last sundays family guy chuck norris joke was awesome.

Something along the lines of this:

Family Guy #1: "I hear Chuck norris is so tough, he doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another fist"

Family Guy #2: "That's ridiculous"

*Chuck norris walks into the scene, and punches Family Guy #2 with a fist that comes out of his beard.*

It's family guy unexpected funny. Anybody seen that one?

nightwheel · Post by **nightwheel** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:46 pm

ganonbanned wrote:haha but no haha

Ummmmmm, That make no sense

Twisted Warthog · Post by **Twisted Warthog** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:52 pm

I swear i think this Nightwheel guys a robot is it just me or does he act really really weird. Yes! I loved that Family Guy too, but i have heard that Norris joke before.

nightwheel · Post by **nightwheel** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:54 pm

I am not a robot but I do act weird. But I can be serious when I need to be.