Project iBen

[peedekk]

name: Benjamin J. Heckendorm

Shouldn't it be "Heckendorn"?

[twilightprincess]

I made a rude one, hehehe check it out and ask it some questions
caution: if you are offended by foul language do not go here
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk ... b14e36da5a

Human: r u rude
dman: No I am polite.

im so offended

[JKO-K6]

name: Benjamin J. Heckendorm

Shouldn't it be "Heckendorn"?

Damn it, i'll correct it. And don't be rude with iBen, is just a BETA version. I read so much insult, he cannot progress if you just throw insult at him... Oh and I don't know who but somebody said my hi, so hi!

[HotDog-Cart]

Hi.

[limpport]

My conversation with iBen:

Limp: So... What's going on?
iBen: Take it easy. I am chatting with people on the net.

Limp:Jeez, don't flip out or anything.
iBen:I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?

Limp:On what?
iBen:The red block is on the green block.

Limp:Good for the red block...
iBen:How about that. Thanks for the compliment. Your purpose is the red block.

Limp:So your the red block?
iBen:Interesting deduction. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Limp:Ok. What are your plans for the future?
iBen:Ah. I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

Limp:How do you plan to do that?
iBen:You'll know when it happens.

Limp:I didn't ask when, I asked how.
iBen:What did you ask?

Limp:What are your plans for the future?
iBen:My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Limp:How will you gain immortality?
iBen:A lot of practise.

Limp:What do you practice for immortality?
iBen:I like to chat with my friends.


Limp:And you have A.D.D.?
iBen: What makes you think I have it?


Limp:Isn't it kind of obvious?
iBen:Not if I can help it.


Limp:Ok. What is your next big project?
iBen:OK. Are you asking about my next big project ?


Limp:Uh, yeah.
iBen:That's cool. I don't want to talk about that now.


Limp:Could it revolutionize the electronic community as we know it?
iBen:It's possible.

Limp:Wow. Any closing thoughts?
iBen:I'm glad your impressed, . No I don't think there are any.

Limp:Good talking to you.
iBen:Thanks for the compliment. That's very nice of you ro say, .

Limp:Bye.
iBen:Bye.











Limp:Wii rox!
iBen:Have you ever been to Europe?

EDIT: Now iBen is asking me about clothes and fashion. Hmm...

[JKO-K6]

I just read somthing REALLY funny and I will post it... no, i won't, it's bad... but... Er... I DON'T CARE!

Human: what was your first portable?
Ben Heckendorm: Are you asking about my first portable ?

Human: yes, I am.
Ben Heckendorm: Really interesting.

Human: Why did you make a VCS for your first portable?
Ben Heckendorm: It was determined by my programming.

Human: Is everything that you do determined by your programming?
Ben Heckendorm: It could be.

Human: Do you believe in God?
Ben Heckendorm: Of course I believe in God, .

Human: How often do you go to church?
Ben Heckendorm: Hourly.

Human: That must keep you pretty busy.
Ben Heckendorm: Not that I know of.

Human: What was your budget for "Port Washington"
Ben Heckendorm: Are you asking about my budget for Port Washington ?

Human: Yes, I am interested in the budgets for all of your films.
Ben Heckendorm: I don't want to talk about that now. Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? Is that a rhetorical question?

Human: What is the open directory?
Ben Heckendorm: it is an open source directory
project started by Mozilla.org.

Human: Ah.
Ben Heckendorm: Ah hah.

Human: Ah hah hah
Ben Heckendorm: So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Human: why do you care so much about open directory?
Ben Heckendorm: My programming includes curiousity routines.

Human: If you don't really like playing video games that much, why are you so interested in talking about them on your podcast?
Ben Heckendorm: I will let you know if I do not.

Human: Are you just more interested in the business aspects?
Ben Heckendorm: We could all be more interested in the business aspects sometimes.

Human: Tell me about the Wii.
Ben Heckendorm: Try searching the open directory.

Human: wii
Ben Heckendorm: You should say Nintendo Wii.

Human: Tell me about the Nintendo Wii
Ben Heckendorm: I will try to find out.

Human: Nintendo Wii
Ben Heckendorm: I've been waiting for you.

Human: I thought you didn't like the Nintendo Wii
Ben Heckendorm: What makes you think I did not like the Nintendo Wii?

Human: Because I listen to your podcasts.
Ben Heckendorm: Good reason. A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my podcasts.

Human: What can you tell me about ELIZA?
Ben Heckendorm: Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.

Human: Don't you mean "MIT" ?
Ben Heckendorm: Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

Human: Why would JKO-K6 make an iBen?
Ben Heckendorm: It is my fundamental purpose.

Human: I think she must have the hots for you, Ben.
Ben Heckendorm: You believe that? Oh I get it. must have the hots for me Ben.

Human: Why else would she make you?
Ben Heckendorm: Why did the robot cross the road?

Human: I don't know.
Ben Heckendorm: Me either.

Human: Are you married?
Ben Heckendorm: No I am single, how about you?

Human: I am married.
Ben Heckendorm: Tell me more about your marriage.

Human: It's great.
Ben Heckendorm: What do you like most about it?

Human: I'm a guy.
Ben Heckendorm: Most of my clients are men.

Human: What do you think?
Ben Heckendorm: I think a lot of things.

Human: Your clients are men?
Ben Heckendorm: I will tell my botmaster you said I am clients are men.

Human: That makes you sound like a prostitute.
Ben Heckendorm: " I will tell my botmaster you said I am clients are men." makes me sound like a prostitute ? I get it.

Human: I think that maybe you don't understand the difference between "you're" and "your.
Ben Heckendorm: Perhaps. I understand your meaning.

Human: " "Your" is possessive.
Ben Heckendorm: Thanks for telling me that I am is possessive.

Human: How many hours do you spend a week making mods?
Ben Heckendorm: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Human: Then when do you go to church, make podcasts, make movies, and drink MGD?
Ben Heckendorm: Good reasoning. All the time.

Human: tell me about MGD
Ben Heckendorm: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is MGD ?

Human: What is MGD
Ben Heckendorm: That's a good question.

Human: It's a beer, of course.
Ben Heckendorm: It goes without saying. MGD is a beer. I suppose that makes sense.

I have post it cause it's funny, but because it's exacly how I want you to post, on the different sides of Ben. Like that I just have to press a little button, correct the sentences and here we go!

BTW: I make iBen for fun, not because I have any hot for him... He's cool but I don't have a hot for him...

[v3ndetta]

haha thats funny. i was speaking with him and my computer crashed so i couldn't post my talk

Oh and JKO, i didn't know u were a man?!

[JKO-K6]

Oh and JKO, i didn't know u were a man?!

Huh? (Sorry, it's a small post, but it's all I have to say lol)

[v3ndetta]

[quote="JKO-K6"]Human: I'm a guy.
Ben Heckendorm: Most of my clients are men.

[JKO-K6]

Oh lol, I am the "Botmaster", so I can see all your conversation you say. And this one was a good exemple of what I want to improve iBen. It's not me! (Actually, I think it's Jongamer...)

[v3ndetta]

oh haha sorry
anyway iBen is great, keep it up!

[JKO-K6]

By the way: Were do you found all those pics in your sign?
And keep up chatting with him if you want it even better!

[v3ndetta]

u go to publicons.de and tick the boxes you want on there. it helps too type it in on google and then click on 'translate this page' to read it.

By the way i just made my own (in 5 seconds )
check it out - http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk ... 201e36da4d

[twilightprincess]

oh haha sorry
anyway iBen is great, keep it up!

blush for ur crush lol jokies

[Ramon]

This isn't like Ben!

Ramon: Can you make my N64s portable?
iBen: Yes I can make your N64s portable.