If you game consoles could talk.....

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Super Cameraman
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Post by Super Cameraman »

NES- YES! I get to be played! In your face Gamecube!!!
SNES- StuntraceFX again!? That game sucks!!!!!! *THWACH*
N64- You lug me all the way to Florida in a suitcase, and you forget to bring the AV cables!? You are a moron!!! (True story...)
Gamecube- ...You traded me for a broken DS flash card??...
DS- Agents aaaaaaaaaare..... GOO!!!! (Man I love Elite beat agents... or as my friend calls in "Defeat the Asians." That's what he thought I said when I told him what I was playing!!!)
Wii- You camped out 9 hours for me and you play your DS more!? TRAITOR!

Oh yeah.

MAME- QUIT INSTALLING EMULATORS ON ME!!! 5000 GAMES AREN'T ENOUGH!?!?!

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Post by Metroid fan »

NES Ahhhh I love to have zelda played on me...
SNES PLEASE NO MORE ZELDA LINK TO THE PAST GLICTCHES I HURT!!!
N64 You could play kirby on me! Just use me please!
GC I miss chris and playing metroid prime :cry:
Wii WHAT you waited 19 hours in line and you haven't used me for anything more than a GC!
Genesis I wish I was dead...
PS2 I wish chris would beat Shadow of the Colossus
DC Come on just leave me alone I'm old! NO not one more game of test drive 6!
11 other NES's X_X
Brick boy I wish chris would use me now and then but no I just sit in a drawer.
Gameboy pocket <3 I love to play kirby
Gameboy color X_X
Gameboy advance I hate trading pokemon all day long...
Gameboy advance sp Ditto
DS Chris do you remember me I'm at your friends house
DS lite I'm nothing more than a GBA am I

Wow I have a lot of freaking systems and I'm not sure if that's all of them... Well I hope that's all of them.
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Post by Unidentified Assilant »

PC - "I'm only a dell, go on easy on me :("
PS2 - "Umm? Hello?"
Xbox - "Another episode of South Park :/"
Dreamcast - "Buy some new games k?"
GBA - "It's dark in here"
Amiga - "I'm bored"
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Post by v3ndetta »

My PC: Can't u upgrade me?! I'm the important one!

My Wii: Stupid Guitar Hero 2, i never get played anymore!

My Ps2: Can't you play something else besides bloody GUITAR HERO 2?!?!?!

My hacked PSP: Memory....stick...cant....hold...any....more....stuff...

My normal PSP: Why the hell did i upgrade to the latest firmware?! f**k Sony and its f**king firmware!!!

My Fat Ps2: So hungry.... must have more discs....I never get used....anymore...

My n64: I personally dissaprove of the language and themes used in Conkers...... wait, what are you doing? NO don't take my Cartridge out!!! NOT THE RUMBLE PAK!!! NOOOOOOO!!!

So thats what my consoles would say :lol: :D

I don't even know if thats all of them.
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Post by Ramon »

My PC would say, "*panting* Wait!"
My PSOne would say, "Where am I? I can't move!"
My PS2 would say, "Haven't you had enough of Guitar Hero? Go play something else!"
My GBA would say, "You should go buy more cartridges for me. You will buy new ones, right?"
My Famicom uhh... Thingy would say, "Stop wasting time working on me and go play Guitar Hero or something!"
My GB Pocket would say, "I'm still alive and well, you know!"
My Dreamcast would say, "Come on. Portabilize me. You know you want to..."

:lol:
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Post by Metallica Man X »

My NES: I like the green light in all....but why won't you take me out of the darn basement!?!? It's Cold down here!
My NES v2 (recently aquired): WOH, this house is so...CLEAN! Jeez! I want a bath!!
My Super: Errrgh...dad gets a new LED...and what do I get? NOTHING! COME ON! Fix that dag burn power connector already!
My GC: I feel so neglected....why do my ancestors get more attention!?
My DS: Please stop playing FFIII at work...Pleeeeeeaaaaasssse!!I 'll give you a cookie if you do! =)
My Genesis: I like the speaker position....but really...the vibrations are killing me!
My Sega CD addon: PLAY ME!!!!!! I NEED TO FEEL THAT GENESIS'S **** INSIDE ME!!! COME ON ALREADY!!!!! IT'S SOOOOOO DARK IN HERE!!!!! I NEED some Love!
My PC: All you do is listen to music and play Starcraft...come on! I"m a new machine! that game is 10 years old! Get with the 21st century already!
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Post by wallydawg »

Too lazy to all of my systems.

PS2: I am not just a Sega Genesis stand.
3DO: Longboxes, coolest packages ever.
N64: Jungle Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
SNES (from dirty thrift store): LOL Jaundice
2 SNES (minty clean): You say to us, "You want ice cream cone?" both of us say yes
Game Gear: Way to break part of my screen opening me up
Genesis model 1: Kneel before the power of my 112 game library
Genesis model 2: Damn my crazy r/f cords, can't just use a standard
Genesis model 3: I'd be a portable by now if my owner wasn't a stupid
NES: find more game boxes a lot of your games bare
DC White #1: Getting traded for a 32x 8)
DC White #2: Trade me for an SMS or Sega CD lol
GBA: Yahtzee!!!! (that's all I play on it, use the ds intstead)
Yobo Famiclone: The nes advantage controller you use on me is bigger than i am!

too lazy to do writeups for:

saturn, tg16, n64 black, dreamcast black, ds lite, purple gamecube, ps1, blue game gear, atari flashback 2.0

I think thats it
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