If you game consoles could talk.....

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:31 pm

....what do you think it would be saying?

My PS2 would be saying "QUIT PLAYING FINAL FANTASY VII! XII is out!"

Post by **Triton** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:34 pm

my n64s would be saying "AHHHHH OH GOD THE PAIN, AHHH MY GOD IT HURTS! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH X_X"

JKO-K6 · Post by **JKO-K6** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:35 pm

My Xbox would say: "Why did you broke my PSU after sooo long time playing happily with me?

"

My GameCube would say: "HEY! I'M HERE! Come and play with me! Don't forgot me!"

My N64 would say: "In your face GC! She play with me more often than you!"

And my Genesis would say:" ...I'm popular..."

Post by **bicostp** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:37 pm

My PS2 is saying "Yay vacation!

" (I need to fix my controlelr sor get another set... for some reason everything but the analog sticks and analog button doesn't respond.)

My PSX is saying "Yay retirement!

". The NES is spouting some geriatric ramble, and I'm not quite sure what the Genesis is saying... probably "It's dark in this box."

Actually, a lot of my consoles are probably saying something like that; I don't play too many console games anymore. (At least not on their original hardware

)

Nonsense Man · Post by **Nonsense Man** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:44 pm

My Gamecube is saying " Take me out of the closet!!"

My Wii is saying " In your face Gamecube!!"

My N64 is saying " Take me out of the drawer or take PSX out."

My PSX is saying " Take me out of the drawer or take N64 out."

Krepticor · Post by **Krepticor** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:45 pm

the SEGA CD is looking all paranoid saying "I have to be more careful to not blow another fuse"

the N64 is saying "why am I in the Back? "

my intellevision is saying "its dark in here!"

my Ps2 is complaining he needs a break while the xbox is complaining that he isn't played enough

The Wii is laughing saying 'you payed how much for me?"

The JVC x Eye says "you payed how much for me and I am what?"

The Snes is saying "why did you put a s-vdeo port on me"

the NES is saying "I soooo need dual mono, mabye a case mod"

All of them are pointing and yelling towards the neo-geo saying "how come he is the only one in RGB?"

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:09 pm

N64p - <he man>I have the Power!!!</he man>
PS2 - *cough*sputter*kill me now*ack*cough*
Gamecube - get your brother off of me! ahhh!

sgtpepper · Post by **sgtpepper** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:30 pm

N64: Wow I feel awkward being upscaled to HD... everything is all blurry

PS2: Do you own any other games besides Guitar Hero 1 and 2?

Gamecube:

I've been replaced by the Wii

Wii: Why don't you quit screwing around Mii characters and play some Zelda?!

PS3: Mwahahahaha I have HDMI and Bluray capabilities.... n00bs

Atari 2600 (under my bed): I wish those damn cats would quit chewing on my video cable...

Rekarp · Post by **Rekarp** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:40 pm

PS2- He doesn't talk much but he listens to rock music all day.

NES- "MUHAHA! I saw forever enslave you with my Blue flashing Screen of torment!"

SNES- "Do do, do do do do doooo, do do do do dooo, do do do, do do do do do do dooo, do do do do do do ooo ooo, da na na na nana na, na, na na na na na na na na na na na...."

SNES mini- "Its so cold on this workbench"

N64- *spazes* "Do a Barrel Roll! Do a Barrel Roll! Do a Barrel Roll! Do a Barrel Roll!"

Genesis- "It's lonely in this drawer."

Atari Lynx- "I shall eat your AA batteries and then YOUR SOUL!"

Wii- "I feel like partying tonight"

Gamecube- *whimpers* "For all that we have been through and you treat me like this!?"

Remains of an Atari 2600- *lies motionless ontop of my bookshielf waiting to ambush me when I least expect it*

Virtual Boy- "Warning I may cause eye cancer in California."

Jongamer · Post by **Jongamer** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:51 pm

Snes:"Thanks for saving me from the god forsaken dirt hole called Goodwill, by the way how much did you pay for me?"

N64"Why the Hell did you leave me on for a streight week and forget about me?"

Gamecube 1&2"I hope this Triton guy knows what to do with my insides, because I don't wanna become a pile of garbage."

Gamecube 3"Quit playing that POS game Rainbowsix 3 and go out and get Splinter cell for about 6 bucks at EB, and what this I heard from the other room about you getting a Wii? YOU BETTER friggin' not replace me!"

PS2"Are you going to play ANYTHING besides Gran turismo 4 and God of War."

NES "I'm so friggin popular, I accually got a LED Replacment and a disabled lock-out chip, and more than one person accually plays me, and plus I GOT A WHOLE friggin' tv to myself!!"

DS "Hey c'mon you know ya wanna play EBA and New super mario bros, and yoshi's island 2.

PC "ACKKKK!!!!!!!!! You friggin' blew my PSU you stupid F**k.

Yeah my computer has a bad mouth

Gump-in-space · Post by **Gump-in-space** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:20 pm

PS2 "Okay serrioussly its bad enough that you gave me to your dad, but now I'm on top of a freakin' printer in the garrage. No fair!"

Dreamcast "Sometimes I'm so awesome it hurts."

Genesis "RAPE! IT'S RAAAAAPPPEEEE!!!"

JKO-K6 · Post by **JKO-K6** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:25 pm

My DS: "Touch me! Touch me here, down there... Come on! Touch me! TOUCH ME!!"

My GameBoy Advance: "*Snif*, That perv DS stole my popularity... *snif*

My GameBoy Color: (Actually nothing, R.I.P.)

My Camera: "Hey i... (Battery died)"

johnbjuice · Post by **johnbjuice** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:49 pm

My N64 - "I can't believe you play me every day and I've never left this pillow..."
My Ripped Apart N64 - "I feel so naked..."
My DS - "Stop playing Animal Crossing! You don't have WiFi!"
My GBA SP - "Ow...my screen...I think I'm dripping...I......ack......X_X"
My Gameboy Color - "I miss you! This Ryan guy only plays Kirby on me."
My Gameboy Pocket - "I'm a pimpin' gangsta Gs wit da green LEDs!"
My PS1 - "Come on! You could try playing Final Fantasy Tactics again! Don't sell me! Please!"
My Gameboy Brick - "This glass case is truly flattering, but really, I would like to be played on...someday..."
My SNES mini - "Come on! Portablize me! Please! You're no fun."

lifeisbetterwithketchup · Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:58 pm

Gamecube - "Plug me in. Please? Just because that naughty Wii can play my games doesn't mean you should neglect me!"
PS2 - "Loading..."
Xbox - "Do you ever play, you know, Xbox games?"
N64 - "Do a barrel roll!"
NES - *blinks* "Fix me!"
Wii - "WARNING! HEALTH AND SAFETY!"
GBC - "I'm sorry your PokÃ©mon Silver save died.

"
DS - "I know Diamond and Pearl come out soon, but please, be merciful, no more entire-battery-charge-draining gaming sprees!"
GBA SP - "Tri-wing screwdriver, Schmi-wing screwdriver, you can still *TRY* to open me to copulate around."

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:36 pm

X64: I cant see! I need a screen! *jumps in shipping box*
S64: Wee! My cartridge is mobile *jumps in shipping box*

My Home n64: Look at me! I have a fan! and Leds! and A blue power led!

Wii: Fix the sensor bar like it was! NOW!
Wiimote: The Led mod made me feel cool, resume licking!

Gbc: "I'm an aztec style, in a fancy crap pile"
DSlite: Take me to the hospital, I'M DIEING!

Xbox: I need a home

Dead n64 mobos: *drunk*15 fried on a dead man's chest! Yohoho and a bottle of flux!*drunk*

Gc: I'm coming home!

SS