If Consoles Were Cars...
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the Ps# iz lik3 the pwnz0rz~!!11!!(ONE!)!!1! b/c I sed so!
Truthfully, the PS3 is more like some car that I don't know if it even exists. Here's what the car is like:
-Overly expensive, with features nobody will ever use that costs half it's total price.
- Overly powerful, with overly everything else.
-Underly intuitive. It's just the next model up from some other overly-priced car.
- And the steering and handling hasn't changed since it's first version, other than a longer handle. (Bike handle with strings that tug at the wheels!)
No...there's no way anybody would make a car with that little thought put into it. Why did they make a console that way? Powerhungry Geeks who need to compensate?
Truthfully, the PS3 is more like some car that I don't know if it even exists. Here's what the car is like:
-Overly expensive, with features nobody will ever use that costs half it's total price.
- Overly powerful, with overly everything else.
-Underly intuitive. It's just the next model up from some other overly-priced car.
- And the steering and handling hasn't changed since it's first version, other than a longer handle. (Bike handle with strings that tug at the wheels!)
No...there's no way anybody would make a car with that little thought put into it. Why did they make a console that way? Powerhungry Geeks who need to compensate?
Hey, sup?
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Triton
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bugatti veyron!-Overly expensive, with features nobody will ever use that costs half it's total price.
- Overly powerful, with overly everything else.
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You forgot Sleek and Elegant Looks, and that what that doesnt have.DK wrote:Reliant Robintoby dawg wrote:n64: 1980s comaro, common but still sweet
wii: one of those brittish 3 wheeled cars because they are unique small
and weak.
Here is what I think the Wii is
Ford Fusion is sleek and elegant in design just like the Wii, and another Simularity is that the Fusion is Underpowered to other Popular Mid-sized Japanese cars by about 50-100Hp.
360 like I said is a Shelby Mustang GT
Because it is Powerful, and not out of the main-stream Consumers price range.
and the PS3 would be a Mclaren F1
This Is a pic showing what the PS3 will end up as if it loses all of its exclusives and remains where it is at right now.
Why I chose Mclaren F1, because its the Fastest Street legal car available, just like the PS3 is the fastest Console available (Who cares about PC, we are not talking about PCs here)and I chose this car because its out of most people's reach with cash and its way expensive.
Jongamer wrote:Why I chose Mclaren F1, because its the Fastest Street legal car available, just like the PS3 is the fastest Console available (Who cares about PC, we are not talking about PCs here)and I chose this car because its out of most people's reach with cash and its way expensive.
wikipedia wrote:The Bugatti Veyron 16.4 is currently the fastest, most powerful, and most expensive street-legal full production car in the world, with a proven top speed of over 400 km/h (407.5 km/h or 253.2 mph)
McLaren F1 is to the Bugatti Veyron as an F-22 is to an SR-71.wikipedia wrote:According to Jeremy Clarkson, the host of Top Gear, if the McLaren F1 were allowed to reach 120 mph before the Bugatti started, the Bugatti would still be the first to reach 200 mph.
