The ULTIMATE battle: Ninja Vs. Pirate!

[johnbjuice]

Pirates are the best. Period.

Why?

Review the facts below -

1. Pirates get more. That's right. Wenches. I'll leave it at that.

2. Pirates can be awesome only using one letter! <a href="http://static.flickr.com/29/44753311_a9 ... RRRR!!!</a>

3. Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day. Yes. Pirates have a national holiday, Ninjas don't.

4. Guns. Period

5. Johnny Depp

6. Naruto

7. One Piece (I am talking about the Japanese version, not the awful 4-Kids dub that changes the show so radically that...well..look here - <a href="http://opguide.bravehost.com/">A gazillion edits!</a>)

8. Pirates have big ships!

9. Pirates are more crazy and fun (Meaning evil), less serious and honorable.

10. <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=cxJNz9tQyLE">Did I mention guns?</a>

In conclusion - PIRATES PWN!!!

[DeathJr89]

guns are for those who can't stand to get thier hands dirty.
i honestly think this is a draw. if the battle's on land, ninja's win. on sea, pirates win.

[johnbjuice]

No, guns are for people who are going to win. Watch the video.

As for you pirate-ninjas or whatever mixtures you are - shame.

Pirates always win because they have more fun, get to wear cooler stuff, and get all the babes.

[Sir Games-A-Lot]

Sorry guys, Mike Rayhawk's DeadlySpaceman Pwns all:

[johnbjuice]

Hey, that picture is from brikwarz! I LOVE that game!!!

[Jongamer]

http://fanboys-online.com/comic.php?cid=68