Reminds me of one of Steven Wright's jokes-Kurt_ wrote: 2) THEORETICALLY (I know you'd disintegrate due to air friction and all that), if you are in an object traveling at 1 km slower than the speed of light, and you walk/run forwards, what happens? Are you ABLE to walk forwards? It's impossible to travel the speed of light, but is it relative to anything?
One time right in the middle of a job interview I took out a book and started reading. The guy said "What the hell are you doing?" Then I said, "Let me ask you one question. If you're in a vehicle and you're traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, would they do anything?" He said, "I don't know." I said, "Forget it then, I want to work for you."
Comedic genius



