Monty python and the holy grail!
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[/quote]bevo wrote:Holy Grail is good especially the bit with the average wind speed of a swallow. However Life of Brian is so much better.
What do you mean, And African Swallow or a European Swallow?
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Are you people insane?
HAVE YOU STOPPED WATCHING THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE?
as punishment you shall cut down the largest tree in the forest with...A HERRING!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVE YOU STOPPED WATCHING THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE?
as punishment you shall cut down the largest tree in the forest with...A HERRING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I laugh in your geeneral deerection.Retromaster wrote:Are you people insane?
HAVE YOU STOPPED WATCHING THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE?
as punishment you shall cut down the largest tree in the forest with...A HERRING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laugh and the world laughs with you; It's inhabitants are an entirely different story.
and the Lord spake, saying,
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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the apocalypse is here.....now that you have stopped watching this movie, we are all doomed...
good thing I have an IRA!
"Hey i have a dead one here!"
"im still alive!"
"this man says hes not dead!"
"he will be in a minute, just wait..."
"IM HAPPY! IM ALIVE AND HAPP-WACK!"
"hes dead now..."
EDIT: does bic like monty python?
good thing I have an IRA!
"Hey i have a dead one here!"
"im still alive!"
"this man says hes not dead!"
"he will be in a minute, just wait..."
"IM HAPPY! IM ALIVE AND HAPP-WACK!"
"hes dead now..."
EDIT: does bic like monty python?
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I'm a spammer...?
why....???
I'm just bumping a good thread.
why....???
I'm just bumping a good thread.
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is posting a lot bad? I know I saw you are not supposed to post a lot in the rules, but this isn't much. what's wrong? I'm trying to give people something to talk about. I tried to reply fast because I am glued to the -page right now. please do not call me spammer for such reasons
Does bic like python?
Does bic like python?
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actI.sceneii
Here's the whole scene...Prepare yourself.
ActI.scene ii.
-"Bring out your dead!"
-"Here's one"
-"Ninepence"
-"I'm not dead"
-"What?"
-"Nothing. Here's your ninepence."
-"I'm not dead!"
-"There. He says he's not dead"
-"Yes, he is."
-"I'm not!"
-"He isn't?"
-"Well, he will be soon. He's very ill."
-"I'm getting better!"
-"No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment."
-"Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations"
-"I don't want to go on the cart!"
-"Oh, don't be such a baby"
-"I can't take him."
-"I feel fine!"
-"Well, do us a favour"
-"I cant"
-"Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long"
-"No, I've got to go to the Robinsons. They've lost nine today"
-"Well, when's your next round?"
-"Thursday"
-"I think I'll go for a walk"
-"You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?"
-"I feel happy, I feel happy"
~~(characters look around checking for witnesses)~~
~~~{whop!}~~~
-"Ah, thanks very much. "
-"Not at all. See you on Thursday"
-"Right. All right."
~~~[Coconuts clopping, Arthur enters with Patsy]~~~
-"Who's that, then?"
-"I dont know. Must be a king."
-"Why?"
-"He hasn't got sh!t all over him"
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You can thank my 7th and 8th grade teacher for this knowledge.
I did a re-enactment of this scene, we used like 20 extras. which was almost the whole class.
I was the director and the man laying in the cart. (so i could keep an eye on everything...hehe) I wanted to play Patsy, but my friend Jay looked too much like him...
So thanks, Mr. Green, I've finally used some of that rubbish you taught us in school.
-PM44
PS. Here's a .wav of king arthurs theme:
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/k-arthur.wav
It's been a while since I've gotten on here.



