Ok, here's the final list/a step by step operation.
Just remember this guy is home alone, and its just me and Jack.
Get in through back door, wearing costumes
Find his room
Replace Xbox 360 with Xfake 64, hide xbox 360 in refridgerator
Once inside, hot glue a fresh from microwave hot pocket to his pants Scream "Ready to die?" then scream I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH!
Point a black painted dart gun at him. (Thinking its a real gun, he wont move, and we can make it all work)
Start screaming the name requests during the rest of the operation
Smash Xfake 64 with large hammer, and then laugh
Smack him with the case of the Xfake 64
Set the remains on fire
Dance around it chanting "Go Go Hammy Spammy FOO!" repeatedly
Have gf call his house, Jack picks up phone, pretends it's the guys gf, then he says, "He dont love you no mo foo! He say nevuh come bacck!!!"
Call him names
Tell him he's dreaming
After he's asleep, Put fire ants in his underwear droor(for fun)
Fix everything
Steal from his wallet
Get da heck outta there!
Hopefully I'll be able to make my move....
Thats our plan. We both will have fake guns, so he can't do anything.
Well, its been fun, but I gotta go carry out the operation. I tell you about it tomrrow!
Don't put his 360 in the fridge, The condensed water build up may cause a short out when he turns it on. IF YOU HARF THAT 360 I WILL BE ON THE INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT LEAVING HEATHROW TO SMASH EVERYTHING YOU OWN. Including youSnesP made out of th esame sutff a pencil case I can pierce with a HP pencil is!
There are a lot. Isn't it dangerous to hot glue something to someones face? It would serve him right if he really does do this and gets in crap loads of trouble. Its all made up though. Just like how he invented magnetic aluminium...
Dude, you'd be dead if you did any of that to me. You'd come into my house, I'd run downstairs and kick the gun room door open, grab whatever is within reach/not in case, load the gun, blow you away and call it self defense. Disclaimer: Not really, but you would end up in the hospital.