Serious injuries?

Sword_Gun · Post by **Sword_Gun** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:11 am

My Sledding injurt beats yours, It was on some kind of Canadian Funniest home videos sort of thing.

Happened last year, I went sledding, and the hill was BLACK ICE, extremely slippery, and My Crazy Carpet was Sex wax on it (What they use on surf boards), I went down the hill (and even the ground was BLACK ICE), and I ran face first into an Pure Iron Basketball net pole.

Almost broke my jaw.

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:45 pm

surprisingly i've never broken a bone. when i was a baby i cut open my chin by falling off a table. i slobbered the stiches out

. last year i broke 2 of my teeth and got tons of microfractures in 1 of them from a scooter accident. i've fallen out of trees and cliffs and stuff and twisted my ankles and stuff in very bad positions but my bones just don't break. i also ran into my garage door at about 20-30mph on my bike and flung over the handles and rammed my head into the door withut even a scratch (i put a nice crack in the garage door though

). once my older brother was trying to beat my up and he punched my in the head as hard as he could and went to the hospital because he sprained his wrist really bad. i didn't get hurt though. i tryed to roller blade down a steep bumpy hill and ended up tumbling all the way down and when i got all my bandaids and stuff i looked like one of those cartoon people after a bad accident. the 1st time i went skiing, i went down a big steep slope and was going about 50mph (i trying to zig-zag like you're supposed to but i just can't

) and almost ran into a big metal ski-lift post. my solution: roll out of the way all the way down the hill. it could have been bad becasue i almost got run over by a lot of skiers and almost rolled over everybody below me but i didn't so it was fun

blackbox_dev · Post by **blackbox_dev** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:07 pm

@daguuy

Your lucky... VERY LUCKY!!

Kenny_McCormic · Post by **Kenny_McCormic** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:48 pm

last summer got an infection (cellulitus) in my right shin 5 days in a hospitol on an iv fedding me vancomiasin the most potent antibiotic on the planet it burned going in. at least they had cable and i got my own room

sam fisher · Post by **sam fisher** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:12 pm

So it was a MRSA infection that caused your cellulitus then? Of not, they would of given you a weaker one. You are probably telling th etruth though, as Vancamiasin doesn't pass through the stomach wall and thus must be given intraveniously. I have Gentamiacin before which is si,ilar to Vancamiasin in how it works.

Vancamiasin isn't the most potent. Its just rarely used as the way it works causes, often, heavy damage to your own cells, making patients quit ill. Heavily ill and elderly people can actualyl be killed by it.

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:46 pm

Okay, chalk me up for serious injury number 2. Today kids, I will sing a song about what happened to you good friend ShockSlayer!

Well, one nice day
Not a cloud in the sky
ShockSlayer fell and banged his eye

He fell out the tree
the very next second
and he hasn't seen his heatsinks
since June 22nd

He fell on the ground
and almost broke his leg
He screamed in pain
And then he saw Meg

She helped him up
She gave him a bandaid
She watched him bleed
While drinking Kewl-Aid

And then I got hot glue in my toe nail. Ow.

(Oh, and the song was just for fun...)

Metroid fan · Post by **Metroid fan** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:35 pm

Well I have gravel in both of my knees (don't ride your bike no handed and try to turn sharp). When I was little I was in my grandpas boat and got third degree sunburns on my arms and they had to take off the skin oww. And once I was making a wooden car and I had a gouge (curved knife) and I was taking it in the same direction as my other hand and cut the area of skin between my thumb and the bottom knuckle of my pointer finger. The cool thing was it didn't even hurt, all of the nerves fell out and I didn't feel a thing, but blood shot everywhere it was cool

.

Post by **CronoTriggerfan** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:38 pm

I slit my finger to the bone with an X-Acto knife attempting Ben's hand-built SNESp (NEVER AGAIN

). It was odd, because I just looked down at it, empty, then the blood rushed in. No pain, except when I idiotically poked the bone with a toothpick to see what happened. Ouch.

CTFan

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:46 pm

Epidymitis, enough said (look it up)

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:47 pm

gamer2 wrote:Epidymitis, enough said (look it up)

Ouch.

Post by **CronoTriggerfan** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:56 pm

vb_master wrote:
gamer2 wrote:Epidymitis, enough said (look it up)
Ouch.

Tell me about it

! That would suck. By the way, like the new avatar?

CTFan

gamecube6 · Post by **gamecube6** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:37 am

Sword_Gun wrote:My Sledding injurt beats yours, It was on some kind of Canadian Funniest home videos sort of thing.

Happened last year, I went sledding, and the hill was BLACK ICE, extremely slippery, and My Crazy Carpet was Sex wax on it (What they use on surf boards), I went down the hill (and even the ground was BLACK ICE), and I ran face first into an Pure Iron Basketball net pole.

Almost broke my jaw.

i wouldn't say it beatsyours, maybe equals it

dman762000 · Post by **dman762000** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:42 pm

Well back in '89 when I was 13 I was riding a minibike and a drunk driver came around the curve I was on and hit me head on doing about 65 or so, I broke both legs on the handle bars as I was coming off the bike, broke my thumb, blew out both knees, popped both hips out of socket, dislocated my pelvis, compressed a few vertebre in my back, slid down the gravel road several feet cutting up my face and chest, got a severe concussion and jammed every finger on both hands so bad that I could not even move them for two weeks, spent a month in traction, a month in body cast and another month re-learning how to walk, I lost 3 months of my life and am racked with constant pain for the rest of my life and the drunk that hit me got.............a $1000 fine. It's cool though, cause I know his name and have a base-ball bat waiting on him if he ever comes back into the area.

p.s. sorry about the rant. It was a lot of injuries all at once and it gets me a little riled up.

sam fisher · Post by **sam fisher** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:56 pm

Yup, I mean he could of killed you! He should be in jail, and probably would be in an English court. Although maybe only for a few months.

sock2828 · Post by **sock2828** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:28 pm

The worst thing that happend to me was a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely bad sun burn wher my shoulders and half of my back wher coverd in hundreds of tiny blisters i couldant sit back for 3 days