The Legend of Zelda is Evil

ganonbanned · Post by **ganonbanned** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:58 am

i emailed her CLICK HERE FOR FREE PORN

and she emailed me back "listen i have my period and you DAMN kids arent helping.

. im not kidding

Nicholai · Post by **Nicholai** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:12 am

Why are you harassing her? She's allowed to voice her opinion, even if it's unfactual, and really stupid.

XPCportables · Post by **XPCportables** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:26 am

3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

AMD knock-offs? OMG!!! WTF AMD was the first to release a 64-bit chip. And what do you need a good graphics card for, for hackin? I just got some new hardware and I just use it for gaming.

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

wow, you're going to get some great hacker training while playing this fast paced FPS

Sir Games-A-Lot · Post by **Sir Games-A-Lot** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:57 am

The Anti-Hacking guide Sword_Gun posted better be a joke, because if it's not I think I'm gonna go cry in desperation at the sheer, untempered stupidity some people exhibit, and then laugh at it until I get sick.

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:59 am

Sir Games-A-Lot wrote:The Anti-Hacking guide Sword_Gun posted better be a joke, because if it's not I think I'm gonna go cry in desperation at the sheer, untempered stupidity some people exhibit, and then laugh at it until I get sick.

It was on an episode of The Screen Savers, they said it was a joke. I remember looking at it and saying it was stupid.

Sir Games-A-Lot · Post by **Sir Games-A-Lot** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:31 am

vb_master wrote:It was on an episode of The Screen Savers, they said it was a joke.

Phew, that's good to know (had me going up until about the part with the Soviet Union, after which I think I was 85% convinced it couldn't possibly be real, but it's still nice to be sure

)

I remember looking at it and saying it was stupid.

This describes most of my viewing experience outside the Discovery and History channels.

Sword_Gun · Post by **Sword_Gun** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:37 am

Any spammers should look at my avatar.

XPCportables · Post by **XPCportables** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:40 am

awww. an evil little kitty

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:53 am

Sword_Gun wrote:Any spammers should look at my avatar.

that post makes me laugh mainly because it is spam

i think this lady just got the wrong information and was lied to by many other people because when klefmung emailed her she seemed to, i dunno get a little less stereotypical if thats the right word

vskid · Post by **vskid** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:59 am

Turbo Tax 1.0 wrote:
Sword_Gun wrote:Any spammers should look at my avatar.
that post makes me laugh mainly because it is spam

Ya, but his avatar is more not making new threads, so he was still making spam, but obeying his avatar. He should've only posted it in the bannhammer thread.

Sword_Gun · Post by **Sword_Gun** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:00 pm

I did, but I said it in here also, becuase we had a few spammers in earlier pages.

I think that she was just kidding around, and you guys shouldnt really e-mail her with rude things.