I'm Sorry.

[sam fisher]

Hello Benheck.com Forums,

It is Sir. Pancake Goblin, who whether you already knew or not, will for the remainder of time be known as Jeff, who is either someone who was unfortunate to be banned, some banned guy, or the antichrist. Whatever.

I'm not here to cause a fight, and I'm not here to do anything wrong. I probably won't even be here again anyway, I'm not supposed to be posting.

As quite a few still remember, I was banned in around Mid April. The final straw that night was simple. We had a post your site thread, and I posted a list. At the time, there was a Pornographic password list link in the index. I uploaded it for a member on an Oasis forum. Thats all. I didn't eve use it, I swear!

Sword_Gun saw this and pointed it out beyond belief, PM'ing every staff member he could think of, and messaging them, and posting all the proof on the thread, without telling me. Thats when I snapped.

I had become very hateful in the upcoming hours, flaming him, and many staff. I've come to terms with him and Gannon, unfortunately not so much with Lucretius, Spongebuell and Bicostp (of whom I don't know when i've talked to him so i don't get what he has against me).

Bic, whatever I've done, I'm sorry. I don't know, so I'm not going to go into it.

Spongey, I know what I've done. I was extremely threatening. And I bugged you beyond belief about my ban. I'm really sorry for this, I was really stuck up.

Luc, man, I don't get you some times. You've been really offensive about me before I returned the favour, but its all fair play I guess. I've said some bad things in the past, and quite recently come to think about it. But hopefully, it wont happen in the future. But I really want to end our problems. What I saw in the thread today? It hurt. Especially how you assumed I was pretty much using Gamer2 as a dummy. I don't know what to say.

What happened to the time we used to not hate each other, and were as close to friends as a forum could bring us? Incidentally, you weren't a mod then, but thats not the blame. I still talk with Triton and vb_master a lot, so its not that.

I'm just really sorry. I know we're the ones who have the most problems with each other in this.

Everyone else?

Sword_Gun, I'm really sorry for yelling at you that day.

vb_master, I'm sorry for trying to force you into things the first few days.

Sam Fisher? I'm sorry for ignoring you on MSN.

Gamer2? I'm sorry for not shipping your PS2 (It'll ship next week for sure), and for ignoring you.

Everyone else?

I'm sorry for lieing, posting as Prototype, blantantly as me, but posting regardless.

I'm sorry for being the goblin all but spongey seemed to like. It made you think i'm a different person then I was, until my infamous garage sale post. I created a new character in this world, that could have been summarized as "Jeff again".

I'm sorry for the porn on my site, it wasn't for my purposes, I swear!

I'm sorry for never making a portable but being in the top 25 posters anyway.

I'm sorry I've lied.
I'm sorry I've advertised.
I'm sorry I've flamed.
I'm sorry I've ban dodged.
I'm sorry for the Oasis uploads incident.
I'm sorry for using the forums as a blog.


I'm sorry.

If I forgot you, and think I wanted to mention you, PM me and I'll edit it post-haste.

Peace, Love, and Live Forever,
Jeff

I'm liking that edited version now Jeff. If you remember I DID NOT ASK FOR IT! I noticed it there when checking all your domains as BPoG was book marked as I was to be a admin there then I thought 'copulate It'. Anyway, I THREATENED TO REPORT YOU YOU IDIOT!

Last Questions:


1) Is it true that you have created a successful Nuclear Fusion reactor that is stable?

2) Have you invented a machine that harnesses the power of 1000 supernovas simultaneously to fold space time to our will?

[PancakeGoblin]

Dude, exactly what questions were you expecting? "Jeff, *sniff* why?" No one is that 'into' you, trust me.

Shut up Luc. Seriously.

I never expected that.

I wanted to appologize, that was all. You're making me out to be an antichrist bank robber who shot everyone in the foot, watched them bleed, call ambulences, and came back years later with a gun to their head to mug them.

Good job!

I just want to make sure everythings right.

You know who this is because of?

Take a wild guess.

copulate accuse me of starting gamer2's thread...

Anyway, sorry for that rant.

Luc, *sniff*, why?


Signed,

Prick-Pusher

[PancakeGoblin]

WHOA I shouldn't have signed that petition I take that back you do need a ban that rule has now been broken with you too many times and you need to be banned for it... Sorry jeff but thats what you get for crap like that!

He feels he has the need to apoligize. I bet if you were in his shoes you would do the same thing.

Thank you! Tell that to luc please? He seems to ignore what i'm saying .

(sorry)

[PancakeGoblin]

I'm liking that edited version now Jeff. If you remember I DID NOT ASK FOR IT! I noticed it there when checking all your domains as BPoG was book marked as I was to be a admin there then I thought 'screw It'. Anyway, I THREATENED TO REPORT YOU YOU IDIOT!

Last Questions:


1) Is it true that you have created a successful Nuclear Fusion reactor that is stable?

2) Have you invented a machine that harnesses the power of 1000 supernovas simultaneously to fold space time to our will?

Yeah, we figured that out.

1) Yeah, its running the benheck servers!
2) Yeah, its being aimed at April 19th, 2006 at the moment.

[bicostp]

Yep, he broke another rule.

Yeah, quiet luc. I'm the one who's trying to applogize to you and you're giving me the digital finger. I'm sorry, but sometimes you act like such an ass.

We gave you more chances than anyone else who was breaking rules but you blew them all. If you hadn't made a plethora of multi accounts while your main account was banned, none of this would have probably happened. (At least not yet.)

Guess what this is?
<img src="http://www.usd.edu/smm/Violins/Amati526 ... OnlyLG.jpg" width=10>

It's the world's smallest violin and it's playing just for you. Honestly I don't give two heaping piles of excrement if you are sorry. We gave you many chances, but you belw it every time. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

Shoo!

[sam fisher]

Luc's just crankey without his daily dose of linsey lohan. We'll get that to you really quick Luc!

Jeff, Apologies don't work well on forums.

You think this forum is strict? I have never been banned here.

On GP32x.com I have been banned various times, mostly due to retaliating to idiots doing stupid things on forums *WINK WINK*.

Hell I have been banned 5 times on one account and 5 more on various others.

[sam fisher]

I'm liking that edited version now Jeff. If you remember I DID NOT ASK FOR IT! I noticed it there when checking all your domains as BPoG was book marked as I was to be a admin there then I thought 'screw It'. Anyway, I THREATENED TO REPORT YOU YOU IDIOT!

Last Questions:


1) Is it true that you have created a successful Nuclear Fusion reactor that is stable?

2) Have you invented a machine that harnesses the power of 1000 supernovas simultaneously to fold space time to our will?

Yeah, we figured that out.

1) Yeah, its running the benheck servers!
2) Yeah, its being aimed at April 19th, 2006 at the moment.

No, I got angry with you and even threatened legal action...

[PancakeGoblin]

Yep, he broke another rule.

Yeah, quiet luc. I'm the one who's trying to applogize to you and you're giving me the digital finger. I'm sorry, but sometimes you act like such an ass.

We gave you more chances than anyone else who was breaking rules but you blew them all. If you hadn't made a plethora of multi accounts while your main account was banned, none of this would have probably happened. (At least not yet.)

Guess what this is?
<img src="http://www.usd.edu/smm/Violins/Amati526 ... OnlyLG.jpg" width=10>

It's the world's smallest violin and it's playing just for you. Honestly I don't give two heaping piles of excrement if you are sorry. We gave you many chances, but you belw it every time. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

Shoo!

Okay, Bic, before you shoo me, why are you annoyed at me?

Oh, and I said that to Luc because it wasn't as a mod or anything that I wanted him to forgive me, I meant as a person.

I know you're both great people, thats why I've not flipped out again tonight.

Prick-Push

[sam fisher]

You insulted Luc, but not as a mod....wtf...you cant pick and choose!

You can't insult a World Leader and then say you didn't mean it as a 'against that world leader' comment.

[bioniclebert]

Ok these threads, the jeff one, the petition, the luc. one, are all posting waay too fast.

As per this topic, obviously luc and jeff have their differences. Jeff however has quite a disadvantage, as he's been banned multiple times, and luc is a mod. As far as my opinon goes, I'm going to look over the posts from luc, and see if it's as bad as you say. As far as the quotes already stated goes, he posted things that should be told, such as using the search function, and a little less spam.

However, the way you introduce things can be a little intimidating when it comes from a moderator speaking in a negative tone. It almost caused me to get out of here in the beginning!

Jeff, I don't know how (or why) you came back, and the identity revealing dosen't help the situation. I wouldnt be suprised if you are going to get permanently banned again. Let this be a lesson learned, to everyone.

[PancakeGoblin]

Probably my last post as I know i'm done soon.

Whether you side with me, or not, I don't care. As thats not what this is about. If I'm back eventually, yay.

If not, whatever.


All I wanted was forgiveness, I unleashed a problem.

To people who thought this was a scheme, I hope you have a good life, but trip along the way on these forums.

To the people who understand, even if they disagree, thank you. You are all great people.

I wish on you peace,
I wish on you love,
and I wish on you to live forever.

(Oasis - Live Forever)

Maybe I don't really want to know
How your garden grows
I just want to fly
Lately did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks it to the bone

Maybe I just want to fly
I want to live I don't want to die
Maybe I just want to breath
Maybe I just don't believe
Maybe you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Maybe I don't really want to know
How your garden grows
I just want to fly
Lately did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks it to the bone

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I want to be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever
We're gonna live forever
Gonna live forever
Live forever
Forever

Goodbye Probably,

Prick-Push Jeff



Now, to finish me off, some Oasis.

(The Masterplan)

Take the time to make some sense
Of what you want to say
And cast your words away upon the waves
Bring them back with Acquiesce
On a ship of hope today
And as they fall upon the shore
Tell them not to fear no more
Say it loud and sing it proud
And they...

Will dance if they want to dance
Please brother take a chance
You know they're gonna go
Which way they wanna go
All we know is that we don't know
What is gonna be
Please brother let it be
Life on the other hand won't let you understand
Why we're all part of the masterplan

I'm not saying right is wrong
It's up to us to make
The best of all things that come our way
And all the things that came have past
The answer's in the looking glass
There's four and twenty million doors
Down life's endless corridor
Say it loud and sing it proud
And they...

Will dance if they want to dance
Please brother take a chance
You know they're gonna go
Which way they wanna go
All we know is that we don't know
What is gonna be
Please brother let it be
Life on the other hand won't let you understand
Why we're all part of the masterplan

(Let There Be Love)

Who kicked a hole in the sky so the heavens would cry over me?
Who stole the soul from the sun in a world come undone at the seams?
Let there be love

I hope the weather is calm as you sail up your heavenly stream
Suspended clear in the sky are the words that we sing in our dreams
Let there be love

Come on Baby Blue
Shake up your tired eyes
The world is waiting for you
May all your dreaming fill the empty sky
But if it makes you happy
Keep on clapping
Just remember Ill be by your side
And if you dont let go its gonna pass you by

[Lucretius]

Touching...really...6 minutes and counting...

[sam fisher]

@BionicleBert
'Oh noes you is so harsh I almost didnt stay because posts sounded slightly harsh and too the point!'

copulate suck its up! Its life, He probably has told HUNDREDS of people the same thing nicely. Hes bored with it now and speaks to the point. BIG DEAL.

'Oh noes jeff! Youll get another permenent ban!'

OH NOES CRIES CRIES! WHO THE copulate CARES. Hes still banned from last time. If I was a mod or admin here you would be banned for the terrible lack of logic of your post! Are you 2? hell. Does your body consist of even 2 cells yet? Or are you actually a pair of unjoined gametes! Eagerly awaiting to become a zygote and to form some brain cells to be used for calculating logic!

[PancakeGoblin]

You insulted Luc, but not as a mod....wtf...you cant pick and choose!

You can't insult a World Leader and then say you didn't mean it as a 'against that world leader' comment.

I insulted him as a mod but asked for his forgiveness as a person. I don't want to label him or anyone anymore. He's luc, not a mod.

[blackbox_dev]

Come on, this is a website. Not real life. Can't we all just have fun, get along and let it be?