I'm Sorry.

PancakeGoblin · Post by **PancakeGoblin** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:55 pm

Hello Benheck.com Forums,

It is Sir. Pancake Goblin, who whether you already knew or not, will for the remainder of time be known as Jeff, who is either someone who was unfortunate to be banned, some banned guy, or the antichrist. Whatever.

I'm not here to cause a fight, and I'm not here to do anything wrong. I probably won't even be here again anyway, I'm not supposed to be posting.

As quite a few still remember, I was banned in around Mid April. The final straw that night was simple. We had a post your site thread, and I posted a list. At the time, there was a Pornographic password list link in the index. I uploaded it for a member on an Oasis forum. Thats all. I didn't eve use it, I swear!

Sword_Gun saw this and pointed it out beyond belief, PM'ing every staff member he could think of, and messaging them, and posting all the proof on the thread, without telling me. Thats when I snapped.

I had become very hateful in the upcoming hours, flaming him, and many staff. I've come to terms with him and Gannon, unfortunately not so much with Lucretius, Spongebuell and Bicostp (of whom I don't know when i've talked to him so i don't get what he has against me).

Bic, whatever I've done, I'm sorry. I don't know, so I'm not going to go into it.

Spongey, I know what I've done. I was extremely threatening. And I bugged you beyond belief about my ban. I'm really sorry for this, I was really stuck up.

Luc, man, I don't get you some times. You've been really offensive about me before I returned the favour, but its all fair play I guess. I've said some bad things in the past, and quite recently come to think about it. But hopefully, it wont happen in the future. But I really want to end our problems. What I saw in the thread today? It hurt. Especially how you assumed I was pretty much using Gamer2 as a dummy. I don't know what to say.

What happened to the time we used to not hate each other, and were as close to friends as a forum could bring us? Incidentally, you weren't a mod then, but thats not the blame. I still talk with Triton and vb_master a lot, so its not that.

I'm just really sorry. I know we're the ones who have the most problems with each other in this.

Everyone else?

Sword_Gun, I'm really sorry for yelling at you that day.

vb_master, I'm sorry for trying to force you into things the first few days.

Sam Fisher? I'm sorry for ignoring you on MSN.

Gamer2? I'm sorry for not shipping your PS2 (It'll ship next week for sure), and for ignoring you.

Everyone else?

I'm sorry for lieing, posting as Prototype, blantantly as me, but posting regardless.

I'm sorry for being the goblin all but spongey seemed to like. It made you think i'm a different person then I was, until my infamous garage sale post. I created a new character in this world, that could have been summarized as "Jeff again".

I'm sorry for the porn on my site, it wasn't for my purposes, I swear!

I'm sorry for never making a portable but being in the top 25 posters anyway.

I'm sorry I've lied.
I'm sorry I've advertised.
I'm sorry I've flamed.
I'm sorry I've ban dodged.
I'm sorry for the Oasis uploads incident.
I'm sorry for using the forums as a blog.

I'm sorry.

If I forgot you, and think I wanted to mention you, PM me and I'll edit it post-haste.

Peace, Love, and Live Forever,
Jeff

Post by **Triton** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:00 pm

sorry to say it jeff but saying your sorry isnt going to make it all better or make the ban go away, you didnt have one chance you had several and you blew them all, you could have just took the ban like a man and let it lie till the time was up and you would have been better off for it but you didnt, you cheated and lied and weasled your way around it with every chance you got, you did multiple account creation several times which is a big nono plus all the other crap you did. while you may be sorry it isnt going to make it all better, your banned and it was your fault, just move on man.

Nicholai · Post by **Nicholai** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:01 pm

Cool, ban evasion rocks.

blackbox_dev · Post by **blackbox_dev** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:01 pm

Pancake_Goblin was Jeff, eh? You sure fooled me...

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:10 pm

Yep, he broke another rule.

Nicholai · Post by **Nicholai** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:14 pm

How fun, more ban time on his massive sentence.

PancakeGoblin · Post by **PancakeGoblin** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:14 pm

Lucretius wrote:Yep, he broke another rule.

Yeah, quiet luc. I'm the one who's trying to applogize to you and you're giving me the digital finger. I'm sorry, but sometimes you act like such an ass.

Triton wrote:sorry to say it jeff but saying your sorry isnt going to make it all better or make the ban go away, you didnt have one chance you had several and you blew them all, you could have just took the ban like a man and let it lie till the time was up and you would have been better off for it but you didnt, you cheated and lied and weasled your way around it with every chance you got, you did multiple (ahem) creation several times which is a big nono plus all the other crap you did. while you may be sorry it isnt going to make it all better, your banned and it was your fault, just move on man.

I'm not asking for the ban to go away. If this is my last post I will be satisfied.

I'm trying to make sure I've covered my wrongs, thats ll.

I did have several chances, I did blow them all, I know. I know I created multi accounts. It was wrong. But posting this is wrong too.

I am moving on btw, this is the entire point of this post. I'd love to be back, but at this point its not going to happen. I know.

By the way, sorry Trit for constantly nagging at you for just replying with "ya" and "k".

Metroid fan · Post by **Metroid fan** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:15 pm

WHOA I shouldn't have signed that petition I take that back you do need a ban that rule has now been broken with you too many times and you need to be banned for it... Sorry jeff but thats what you get for crap like that!

Post by **Triton** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:18 pm

ya k jeff

have fun at whatever forum you choose to haunt or whatever, i would say you will be missed but general concensus is to the contrary lol. peace out

Post by **CronoTriggerfan** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:20 pm

Jeff, just leave. You used to be okay, but you're turning the forum into a soap opera, and I've got public TV for that. Sorry, man.

CTFan

PancakeGoblin · Post by **PancakeGoblin** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:21 pm

CronoTriggerfan wrote:Jeff, just leave. You used to be okay, but you're turning the forum into a soap opera, and I've got public TV for that. Sorry, man.

CTFan

Oh, and sorry for mysteriously stopping our trade before anything happened.

Anyway, I have about 30 minutes before I'm banned forever, so I'll take remaining questions, then adios, amigos.

Post by **CronoTriggerfan** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:23 pm

Oh yeah, that was YOU who stopped the deal on that lot of video game stuff. Oh well. Forgive and forget I suppose. I guess I'll just re-post it.

CTFan

PancakeGoblin · Post by **PancakeGoblin** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:23 pm

Wow, 5 mods in the same forum, probably watching me. I feel like the president! Just kidding, lol.

Seriously though, good job guys. I could swing out of hand any second....*looks at spam button*...nah. You rule too much.

And answering Triton's question. I still plan to lurk here. That was always part of the plan. You just wont see me post.

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:23 pm

Dude, exactly what questions were you expecting? "Jeff, *sniff* why?" No one is that 'into' you, trust me.

blackbox_dev · Post by **blackbox_dev** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:25 pm

Metroid fan wrote:WHOA I shouldn't have signed that petition I take that back you do need a ban that rule has now been broken with you too many times and you need to be banned for it... Sorry jeff but thats what you get for crap like that!

He feels he has the need to apoligize. I bet if you were in his shoes you would do the same thing.