well ted was a good man a well baked indevidual who always obeyed the simple pricipal of dont do any thing that coulod harm anouther person, this kind of guiding ideal kept ted from buying things from socialaly erasponsable companys and eating animal products. ted was happy he could help the world in a small way live a full helthly liberated life style and encourage others buy example. well one day Ted tryed a few pills at a party... the pills where strong, ted didnt like them. they brought a dark unpleasant suductive persona out of the dark empty part of teds complicated soal. soon he begain liking the feeling and the pills became more and more tasty. Ted would some times wake up next to strange people and lose track of hole days, what was ted to do? well one day ted was at work dreading the fact that he wasnt out parting or getting those pills. then one of teds coworkers came in just as drunk and high as he was fixing to be so ted left his job. once out side the dark part of ted insictavly took hold. that coworker told ted to go to her house where there would be liqure and more happy drunk women, it didnt take long for any one to realise that ted was an experiance party animal by now and that he was going to have no trubble getting what he wanted. a week latter ted woke up in a bed with another man and two women. (all of witch was fine by me) all that sex and drugs and goofing off, ted blacked it all out. (and by ted you've figured out by now i mean my self). any how the point of the story is that take it eazy and if some thing doesnt feel right it isnt. But the girls whernt finished they woke him up with more to drink, they poured booze in to his mouth, by this time teds hole body ached for substanace so he spat up all the rum they where wasting on his cheaks. fighting every selfish urge to just roll over and continue the party he just coughed out with out thinking... "your all alcohalics...." and passed out.
but the storys not all bad after another day or two he left the apartment and came home to the life he hand neglected and the new chalange of rebuilding his life that was all too familair. (seeing as he had never realy got it all together) well he got back his happy hurb and swore never to do those sexy little pills and rails again. (also drinking was never a big deal in the first place, it was just gross) so with new modivation he bought a PS2 slim and an 8" screen from the local electronics store.
the first thing ted did was make a design for a case, and looking around the web at some cool case mods for handhelds he was inspired by an ipod...
yep only wood would do.
all he needed to do was make it happen, he had the parts he had the time and jesus on a stick he realy wanted to play GTA wile sitting on the can.
so he cut the peaces out. then he meet love, some thing he was never prepared to deal with so instead of being like "hey i love you" he was still pumping with joyless lust and toxic choices to say things like "lets copulate", so she moved across the contry for unrealated reasons and started dating a guy named earl. So ted got all hung up about it and his project sufferd...
his bed felt empty and mroe time passed by
and yet more time passed by
then teds friends decided it was time for ted to try and enjoy some thing new. (but only in casual moderation in a comfortable atmostphire) yes teds friends where real palls they coaxed him to come to a party at a beach at the edge of the city. the bon fire was massave the party was out of controll so ted said copulate it where all going to be atracting the local athoritys here vary soon. so he took some LSD, soon after he grabed two hippys cicks and ran upthe hill. scearch lights and sirnes pearced the empty skyscape. radio beacons killed the music and then the Acid kicked in and every thing got FUNKY!!!! running with the two goddess of peace and well being in ither hand ted ran out on to the main streats, he was only about 10, or 15 blocks from reaching the downtown core. a hand sliped out and another the crowd behind him scatered in every direction, patty wagons started to soround the beach and the block all the exits where sealed off. WACK!!! out of no ware a fist came down at teds waist level, from the perspective ted was having he wasnt sure if he got hit in the gut or pushed to the ground but it didnt matter he was down there. ted reluctantly got up. a hulking drunk bisurk punk anarcist towered over him. "dont touch my girl friend" looking up at that angry almost comical young fool ted witnessed an amazing thing. alittle girl about 5 foot even with a gitar over one shoulder walked up behind him. CRACK!!!!! the bum was on his knees, "hey copulate you," she screamed at him. he tryed to move but she didnt give him a chance she just wailed on him every time the massive muscle of a man tryed to lift his head from the ground. by this time there where tomany new faces and way to many police moving around for them. Ted got up and bolted off this time taking to younger kids off with them explaing that running from that kind of party would give them an idea of what kind of party it could have been. (those kids where way to young to go to that kind of druggie beach party, they sould have waite4d at least a few more years before comiting to being alcohalics.) so with the kids safely away from the party and at the other side of town, ted got a call on his phone "hello? is this that sexy boy... oh ted i want you here right now!!! ted come meat me at my house my room mates back..." it was those two from the orgy a few weeks ago. time for a break from that thing and how the hell was ted suposed to find his way over there "hey woah like totaly sweet vibes are comming from over the hills man Ive got to go" ted hung up the phone he was way more confused and stoned thanhe let on so he continued to the city center. the time displayed it self on the phone. It was almost 12:00, the last bus was comming soon and there he hadnt found any ware to stay. so he started running as he ran he could see more and more crusers russing passed him going to the party. "dope, the cops are still hung up over at the party." so i kept running. then i saw the most wonder full thing, my friends!!! they where about a block away so i ran faster, The colorful hair, the trendy outfits, and that sweet stink of hippie was just a street way. he was in the city core now, definatly almost safe. "hey guys, hows It going?" ted asked hoping for a simple respose "prity great hippie, where going to try and get into a rave tonight" a colorfuly bright haired laddy friend of hios told him. "eh did any one see loaf?" some on asked "what? he got on that bus over there." some one else responed "thats going to seatle" (hint: this was happening in canada at the time.) ted noticed this was not realy going any ware so he ran off. since he was on the main busness strip he just had to take a bus and trip out with out atracting atention to the fact that he was alone and on acid. the bus stoped next to him with out any need to wait and worrie about the sailors who notorisly beat hippies cus they like to get drunk and stupider than usual, and hippies are a great outlit for that kind of excuse. so he was on the bus, 'top floor' he thought. He was realy not in the mood for some ass hole bussdriver staring him down the hole 45 minute ride home, luckly his home town was an old port city so dubble decker busses where the stanard. leaning on the seat infront of him he discovered a conversation with an outher young gentalmen who enjoyed the holy herb and other fine smokables. the too later set off that night and hot boxed an old school bus in the hills of a small town.
yes the party was just what ted needed a jolt to his head and a reminder that fun times can be had and drugs every once and a wile are ok, that and his friends realy need to sort out there lives (expecialy loaf who didnt realy get on a buss to the states but woke up on a totaly difrent beach) the next day ted awoke with a twenty dollar bill telling a strange story.
she said... "you know homes every day you go and do some crazy thing and have some adventure, every time you do that its not because your on drugs, its because you like to have a good time and meet people. the mroe strange the better it seams so just remember if your going to go party it dosnt have to be cus you want to go do drugs, it sould be to meet people and have fun. and dont for get to flap your arms." so Ted was like wow acid takes way to long to ware off.
any ways ted got back to the project and heres more from it.
concerned with air flow ted put vains on the rounded edges so he wouldnt have to worrie about bouth making rouned sides and over heating.
and it worked just fine...
then the attention trurned to the controlls after locating a psone dual shock he ripped bouth up to see the difrence, and after looking and the crap ass shotty construction of the PS2 style dual sock, ted went with the psone style just so it was eazyer to chop up and work with.
the screen was mounted and the project was yet again set aside, yesterday was canada day so ted smoked a quarter of hash to his dome... we shall wait and see how the rest goes so long for now.
