DS bashing

Big-O · Post by **Big-O** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:14 pm

This guy is drunk.
This guy get's tech advice from the news....
HAHA this guy makes the worst video the phones freakin ringing...
Where does this guy get his stories? You can hook up an Eye toy to a psp? Since when?

oh you can replace the batteries.... What do you think the ds can do? GOD THIS GUY IS NUTS YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING WITH THE DS THAT CAN DO WITH THE PSP. Sorry guys, I gotta kick this guys ass...

OH YA LOOK AT THIS http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 1059291501

Nicholai · Post by **Nicholai** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:05 pm

It's all satire, and I'm surprised you didn't pick up on this.. he did one on why the PSP sucks aswell, and both videos sound uninformed because it's a JOKE, yall are reacting how he wanted you to.

Post by **CronoTriggerfan** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:07 pm

Really; come on, NO ONE thinks that the PSP is $800, and a game is $100, and that it explodes when dropped on a pillow and that it blew up a neighborhood.

CTFan

wallydawg · Post by **wallydawg** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:09 pm

I did.

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:28 pm

CronoTriggerfan wrote:Really; come on, NO ONE thinks that the PSP is $800, and a game is $100, and that it explodes when dropped on a pillow and that it blew up a neighborhood.

CTFan

You just don't listen do you? Seriously, try to look dumber in this, I really don't think you could. I'll go ahead and repeat what I said before and maybe repetition is just what it takes to get through a think skull such as yours: S-a-t-i-r-e. That's it. It's a joke. Now get the stick out of your ass and laugh it the hell up...

Closed minded, fanboys are vile ceatures, everybody. Don't be one.

Post by **CronoTriggerfan** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:32 pm

Lucretius wrote:
CronoTriggerfan wrote:Really; come on, NO ONE thinks that the PSP is $800, and a game is $100, and that it explodes when dropped on a pillow and that it blew up a neighborhood.

CTFan
You just don't listen do you? Seriously, try to look dumber in this, I really don't think you could. I'll go ahead and repeat what I said before and maybe repetition is just what it takes to get through a think skull such as yours: S-a-t-i-r-e. That's it. It's a joke. Now get the stick out of your ass and laugh it the hell up...

Closed minded, fanboys are vile ceatures, everybody. Don't be one.

On the contrary, I did just that; you mistook my post. I meant that no one should take the review as anything more than a joke, I was not criticizing the reviewer. Sorry for any misinterpretation of my post.

CTFan

Post by **Skyone** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:10 am

Haha, this is funny.

"The touch screen.... probably... takes up... battery life for a.... portable game system..."

No...

"Why would I spend.... $300 on one..."

Eh? $130?

"It's a 19 year old system......"

Try 2 years, buddy.

"It's pretty much the same memory as the gameboy - PRETTY MUCH."

What?

"The Gameboy had a color screen... but changing to a color screen is not... worth paying a lot of money for...."

That was the Gameboy Color - 8 years ago.

"In the Sony PSP they have.... all kinds of new features..."

Comparing to what? You moron...

"Widescreen is the future folks..."

That came out 5 years ago, yes.

"Widescreens... Have the clearest picture."

That's just uneducated. How wide a screen is does not change it's ratio of resolution.

"...I heard that on the news."

"You can play UMD's on a PSP - Can't do that on a UH DS."

That's because UMD's were made for PSP as a marketing ploy - smartass.

"I heard that on the radio."

Wait, is this guy serious?

Ok, this is all a joke. As Harshboy posted, he made a PSP Sucks video.

Extreme_Jesus · Post by **Extreme_Jesus** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:51 am

Lucretius wrote:
CronoTriggerfan wrote:Really; come on, NO ONE thinks that the PSP is $800, and a game is $100, and that it explodes when dropped on a pillow and that it blew up a neighborhood.

CTFan
You just don't listen do you? Seriously, try to look dumber in this, I really don't think you could. I'll go ahead and repeat what I said before and maybe repetition is just what it takes to get through a think skull such as yours: S-a-t-i-r-e. That's it. It's a joke. Now get the stick out of your ass and laugh it the hell up...

Closed minded, fanboys are vile ceatures, everybody. Don't be one.

i agree, we have established that its satire, so stop pointing out the obvious flawed points in the video as the are purposefully there, as a joke so you know, you can stop say he's wrong

Post by **Skyone** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:02 am

I gotta admit, that was of the funniest things I've watched in a while.

cowsgoquack101 · Post by **cowsgoquack101** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:50 pm

Thsi video was a joke, and no you don't have to point out obvious flaws in the video, that just waists time.

Klefmung · Post by **Klefmung** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:19 pm

"If you want media, get a laptop. If you want games, get a DS. If you wanna waste your kidney, get a PSP!"

blackbox_dev · Post by **blackbox_dev** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:34 pm

Damn that was funny!

Then again, I could make anything sound like it sucks by acting like that guy.

EDIT: Since when can you put Macintosh software on your PSP?

Metroid fan · Post by **Metroid fan** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:39 pm

Seriously guys I still think it's hilarious and I bought a lite! A LITE! It's very funny and lucs right get a grip its HUMOR HUMOR!!!!!

He's hilarious!!!

The psp... has a memory stick"

teraflop122 · Post by **teraflop122** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:35 pm

I love that.

Anyone notice the DS praise in the "PSP sucks" video? Kinda puts an interesting twist on the pair. He's definitely a good actor too, not very dumb or drunk looking at all!

blackbox_dev · Post by **blackbox_dev** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:08 am

...It's a fact. Do a Google search.