Happy Birthday Mr. Norris

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:27 pm

According to Wikipedia today is Chuck Norris Birthday.

in a recent interview i did with Mr. Norris i asked him how old he was, he just staired at me till i exploded

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

sniper_spike · Post by **sniper_spike** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:53 pm

On Chuck Norris' birthday, instead of recieiving gifts, he gives roundhouse kicks. He says it's better to give than to recieve.
Heh, just submitted that one to ChuckNorrisFacts.

Weebl · Post by **Weebl** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:23 pm

Heh, I like that one Sniper. Happy birthday, Senor Norris!

NES_fanatic · Post by **NES_fanatic** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:40 pm

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But Chuck Norris never cries.

Seriously, I don't know why everybody on the internet obsesses about him. His movie was crap, he couldn't act, and his videogame was the worst thing since ET or Malice.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:43 pm

NES_fanatic wrote:Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But Chuck Norris never cries.

His movie was crap, he couldn't act,

Which movie?

Mode7 · Post by **Mode7** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:54 pm

I don't care if his movies/games aren't great (I haven't seen/played them to comment), but he's portrayed as such a badass that people reinforce ass-kickery by exaggerating it.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:57 pm

what do you expect, only 3 things can survive a nuclear war; Cockroahes, Twinkies and Chuck Norris

sam fisher · Post by **sam fisher** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:04 pm

Nothing any country has made can go fast enough to make time slow down for it. That was until an expeirmental NASA probe went to near to Chuch Norris when he round house kicked it so hard it almost completely froze in time.

limpport · Post by **limpport** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:59 pm

<a href="www.benheck.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f108/ ... ychuck.jpg" border="0" alt="Chuck Norris poses with his wonderful birthday gift bag"></a>
Look what I gave him!

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:02 pm

That is way too big for a sig. You'll have to remove it now.

limpport · Post by **limpport** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:00 pm

I hope this is better! Sorry!

(at least it wasn't my 152k gorilla this time!)

Extreme_Jesus · Post by **Extreme_Jesus** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:16 am

Chuck Norris is one of those people whos so crap hes good, much like Arnie or Shatner rapping

Trv · Post by **Trv** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:06 am

On PTI on friday it was chuck norris day. All the role play masks were of chuck norris.