Gushers G-Force?!?!?!?!?!?
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I awoke a morning several weeks missing a copuple toes. I can only guess this is the secret ingredient of these delighfully G-forcey candys. They have steadily been disapearing whenever I slip asleep into slumber, so caffeine has been injected into my brain to keep me awake. Please stop eating these so I can sleep without fear of missing more toes in the morning.
I tried sueing them, but my MacGyver paper made out of belly button lint was unacceptable the courts said, and threw the case away. And nobody but Mulder and Scully believed my toe story, but it turns out they were only actors, and were only being nice to get me to leave. And since this story is already way too silly, I then made out with princess Leia, Buffy, and every good looking female comic book character ever.
This all reminds me of this VG cats comic.
I tried sueing them, but my MacGyver paper made out of belly button lint was unacceptable the courts said, and threw the case away. And nobody but Mulder and Scully believed my toe story, but it turns out they were only actors, and were only being nice to get me to leave. And since this story is already way too silly, I then made out with princess Leia, Buffy, and every good looking female comic book character ever.
This all reminds me of this VG cats comic.
I think the point of G-force was simply to make Gushers more appealling to kids... In the commercial, the kid who eats themhas his face distorted as if he was in a Centrifigal-Force machine, I don't know, maybe kids like the idea of having their faces meaninglessly distorted and stretched
... The main point is that all they're really doing is repackaging the same candy with a new name and gimmick in an effort to sell more. The point of it is money my friend...
God Bless Hot Glue

