The Truth about Chuck Norris...

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:37 pm

Get ready for FACTS!

Warning: does include some profanity.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:51 pm

So he never delevered a Kick, which could shatter bones into the crotch of indianna jones?

Post by **Skyone** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:53 pm

Haha, Luc, these are great. Where you find this stuff I have no clue, but nice find.

sam · Post by **sam** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:15 am

Love chuck. Sayings are extremely funny.

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:32 am

My brother showed them to me...I love this one "Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi"...

Post by **Gamelver** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:41 am

one of my favorites:

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based off a true story. Chuck Norris ate a baby turtle, and when he crapped it out, it was 6 feet tall and learned karate."

something like that

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soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:42 am

When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:17 pm

Ha! I was just watching Walker: TR this morning too. Funky coincidence, since I hardly ever watch it.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

Sadly, thats true. Mac isn't that great of a fighter. But as soon as Chuck flies off, you know that Mac would shoot some kind of swamp gas/pepto bismol missile at the plane.

MaDnEsS · Post by **MaDnEsS** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:01 pm

were you listening to garage logic

sam · Post by **sam** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:09 pm

soundwave wrote:When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Better version is just the water gets chucked.

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:11 pm

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

That's just solid logic...

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Nice...