Here's some Ebay honesty

cowsgoquack101 · Post by **cowsgoquack101** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:47 pm

I would buy it to use it to make it

THE LAMEST PIMPED OUT VEHICHLE EVER!!!

Joes2Silly · Post by **Joes2Silly** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:53 pm

I would buy it so I can push it off a cliff laughing like a psyco that just escaped from the insane asylum

Post by **Skyone** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:23 pm

HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY!

And I quote:
"13. It stinks of dead rats."

Haha! Oh my god!

If you have a terminal death wish or REALLY enjoy a challenge then buy it. It makes me feel sad about life just to have it parked outside my house so the sooner I'm rid of it the better. I don't care if it goes for 10p, just get it away from me.

I gotta show my friends this...

*in the back of the room someone yells: "what friends?"*

Wayne Venomous · Post by **Wayne Venomous** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:07 pm

Triton wrote:LOL
Q: hello, I am considering entering the gum ball rally in 2006, and I was wondering, what is the top speed of this Baby? Also, Does it run OKAY on Nitrous? I think If I buy it, I might stand next to it shouting Please MTV, Pimp my ride Good luck, Regards Rob
20-Jan-06

A: THey wouldn't let you anywhere near the Gumball in that thing. It tops out at 5mph and the Nitrous doesn't do anything except make it more flammable.

Two guys did the last Gumball Rally in a Citroen 2CV:

This thing doesn't even have a proper roof! If they let a piece of French crap Sh*troen 2CV enter, I don't see why they wouldn't let a piece of French crap Renault enter.

Wayne Venomous · Post by **Wayne Venomous** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:16 pm

cowsgoquack101 wrote:I would buy it to use it to make it

THE LAMEST PIMPED OUT VEHICHLE EVER!!!

I don't know if you get Pimp My Ride UK over there, but a Renault 21 has proberbly already been on there!

The whole program is lame to be honest (see the other thread). There's a bunch of southern Brit saddos trying to sound like the West Coast Custom guys.
"Oh wow, we're like gonna totally rad out this Fiat. We're lowering it to the extreme, wow! That's like awesome!"

cowsgoquack101 · Post by **cowsgoquack101** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:35 pm

There's many things I could do to that car...But what I'd most like to do is take my girlfriend (when I have one) and go to a fancy party in it.

Wayne Venomous · Post by **Wayne Venomous** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:39 am

cowsgoquack101 wrote:There's many things I could do to that car...But what I'd most like to do is take my girlfriend (when I have one) and go to a fancy party in it.

Nah, you wanna start with a cool car to begin with.

Back when I was 18 years old, I once took a girl I'd just met the night before to a party in this:

She's now my wife!
Still got the car too, although I'm in the process of restoring it.