Here's some Ebay honesty

Wayne Venomous · Post by **Wayne Venomous** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:01 am

Now you can't get more honest than this:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Renault-21-Diesel ... dZViewItem

soundwave · Post by **soundwave** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:05 am

Wow, people actually want that? Then again, if it was in America..

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:07 am

Ha! That thing ka-freakin' sucks! B-e-a-utiful...

Post by **Sparkfist** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:16 am

Damn that things a wreck! You'd have to be either a handy-man looking for a project or someone really desperate to buy that thing.

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:19 am

Yikes! What a dump. The comments are the best though. Seriously, check them out.
Can't believe he got anything for it... Anybody know much Â£51.01 would translate into american dollars?

Wayne Venomous · Post by **Wayne Venomous** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:41 am

Â£51.01 is about $91 US Dollars.
Yeah, I can't believe it's got that many bids! I once bought a VW Scirocco GTII for Â£90 (about $158 Dollars) and that was a damn good car.

This is a nice introduction to some of the French crap we get in England. I once had a Peugeot 309 and that was by far the worst car I've ever owned. The metal was so thin if you pushed the door too hard you got an imprint of your hand in the door! One of these things:

Sir Games-A-Lot · Post by **Sir Games-A-Lot** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:04 pm

Well it is on ebay after all! So maybe there's a whole under ground counter culture comunity of junked car collectors who get on ebay everyday to see if this kinda stuff comes up and then bids on it bids on it

..... What!... wait!? NOOOOO I've been out bid!

Post by **benheck** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:21 pm

I would swear this was written by Maddox the Pirate.

Actually, a friend of mine has a gloriously horribly wonderful truck. It's a blast what you can do when you don't care what happens with a vehicle.

Wayne Venomous · Post by **Wayne Venomous** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:22 pm

Well I suppose it makes a change from the usual:

WOW RARE L@@K! Very rare Atari 2600 cartridge
This is your rare chance to own a very rare Atari games rare cartridge of the extremely rare game Combat. This very rare game has some light scratches, cigarette burns, tyre marks, elephant foot prints, but all in all this rare game that is very rare and therefore is rare so this is a rare once in a lifetime chance to own this rare classic for the rare Atari 2600 console. This rare cartridge is even rarer because it is NTSC, which is rare.

Starting rare price: $400 Reserve not met

Lucretius · Post by **Lucretius** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:24 pm

And it ends up being the ET game...

Wayne Venomous · Post by **Wayne Venomous** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:32 pm

Lucretius wrote:And it ends up being the ET game...

And that's how rare it is! It's so rare, it's another game.
ET rarely falls into one of the rare holes in this rare Atari game.....

Post by **marshallh** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:09 pm

8. The radio only picks up pirate african gospel stations.

Q: Just so that I don't overbid, could you hazard a guess as to the value of the fuel that comes with the car, Thanks
A: I can tell you for definate: Â£0.00

You gotta hand it to this guy, he's not trying to get much money out of this

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:18 pm

you know what's sad? i actually want that car

it could be beefed up pretty good considering i wouldn't care what happens to it.

Post by **Triton** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:19 pm

LOL

Q: hello, I am considering entering the gum ball rally in 2006, and I was wondering, what is the top speed of this Baby? Also, Does it run OKAY on Nitrous? I think If I buy it, I might stand next to it shouting Please MTV, Pimp my ride Good luck, Regards Rob
20-Jan-06

A: THey wouldn't let you anywhere near the Gumball in that thing. It tops out at 5mph and the Nitrous doesn't do anything except make it more flammable.

Radon199 · Post by **Radon199** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:37 pm

I would buy it just so I could pack it with explosives and blow it up.