Gamer Classifiction

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:53 pm

Pixelantie(ticketed by JT)-The Every day gamer only has one or two games per system and usually has a life

Hideaway gamer-A gamer that is ashamed of his/her gaming but cant stop, usually has an intrecate way of hideing his games and consoles. AKA closet case gamer

Riped Thumbs Gamer-plays so many games that he/she has to have bandages on thier thumbs

Dreamcaster-The type of gamer that collects almost every thing Dreamcast.

Hardcore gamer-This gamer is a gamer that usually has no prefered console and plays them all. AKA the BBQ chicken gamer

Fan boy-a gamer that says that says a certain console is the best withg out playing the competicion *Dreamcasters are not one of these

Thompson-A gamer that plays a game untill Jack Thompson attacks it.

Classic Gamer-A gamer that usully plays games that are on systems that are off the shelves

new Generation gamer-a gamer that just started gaming

Next Generaion gamer-a gamer that sells his old consoles as soon as the new ones are out

THe Faygo gamer-See Pixelantie

the power button gamer-THis gamer shut the console down if they are loosing or they say the system is getting hot. AKA-Cry Baby gamers, or Sore loosing gamers

THe Roaming Gamer-THis gamer almost never has a video game of his own, he/she allmost allwas plays other peoples games. These people will tend to burn out a console and they mainly Populte school buses.

Theving GAmer-THis gamer is almost all gamers, They Emulate, the bootleg etc. (the $20 things at wallmart dont make you a Theving gamer).

The Portable Gamer-This gamer likes his/her games on the go and they want thier consoles on the go

single game gamer-THis guy/gal only plays one game and obsees about it simialar to the halo fanboy

Collection Gamer-A Gamer that never beats a game but collects it simmilar to the dreamcaster

THe helpless gamer-Tis gamer cant beat a game with out help from another gamer or with cheats

modder - guy/gal who hacks/mods games. can be a Portable gamer also

homebrewer - guy who writes homebrew games

Messy Gamer-A gamer that litterally has no orgnization in thier gaming space

Organized gamer-One that can find the game they want to play with in seconds

Genracal Games-a Gamer that only plays one genre. ex Online gamer, RPG gamer etc

Spoiled Gamer-The type of gamer that throws a temper tantrum when they dont get the games they want

Inconcistant gamer-a gamer that plas games once in a while

super hyper ultra gamer - a gamer whos better in game and in life then every one else.

Arcade gamer: One who plays games at an arcade

Speed gamer: A gamer who tries to beat games as fast as he can

MMO girl: That one chick on that one MMO who always seems to be on, and will always be there to heal you. 90% of the time it's a 40 year old man trying to get some butthole action from little boys.

#$%^ gamer: Gamer that uses a curse word for every other word, even though it makes him sound really retarded.

"controlled by media" gamer: Gamer that buys only all the major selling games, like Madden, Tony Hawk, and GTA

Kekekekeke kawaii gamer: Gamer who imports constantly.

Tetris gamer: That guy who's really good at Tetris

Stealing Gamer-This gamer steals games from thier friends, stores, etc. These gamers are s much a problem as roamers

Dumbass gamer - one who plays games and is also a dumbass.

Nintendo Slappy-A person who buys every thing nintendo no matter the scores or quality, Related to the Sega Fanboy and a Sony Stationer

Nicholai · Post by **Nicholai** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:59 pm

And the point of this is..?

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:59 pm

i'd like to say im a classic gamer but i still play a lot of the newer games and consoles so maybe not

Darth Fett · Post by **Darth Fett** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:02 pm

Woo Hoo!I'm a hardcore gamer!!!

Actually,i already knew that,but oh well

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Post by **Gamelver** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:26 pm

me=hardcore gamer....hence my online name, Gamelver

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gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:08 pm

updated list guys

kidw/32+systems · Post by **kidw/32+systems** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:11 pm

i consider myself a
collection gamer-buys every and anything and usually never beats the games but keeps it no matter what

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:13 pm

lets all try and add to the list

Metroid fan · Post by **Metroid fan** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:16 pm

Halo fanboy: gamer who only plays halo and says "if its not halo burn it"

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:23 pm

Metroid fan wrote:Halo fanboy: gamer who only plays halo and says "if its not halo burn it"

i put that under the Single Game Gamer definition

wallydawg · Post by **wallydawg** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:49 pm

arent we all Portable Gamers? I mean that's why we post here...

Dreamcaster
Hardcore gamer
Classic Gamer
Theving Gamer (I'm not ashamed to admit it)
Portable Gamer

...and now, storytime.

The Power Button Gamer. This happened to me a while back at my cousins vacation house, we were playing Wheel of Fortune for N64. I had the answer to the puzzle (A Real Crowd Pleaser), but decided to spin more to get more money. Eventually I landed on the Jackpot Space on the wheel (it was at about $17,000 for the puzzle). I solve and accidently put "A Real Cloud Pleaser" on accident, which obviously was the wrong answer. After a small expletive, I toss my controller out of my hands, goes flying at the 64, only to hit the reset button. Luckly the system and the controller was ok (I didn't whip it, just kinda tossed it out of my lap and it happened to hit the console). My cousin thought it was funny anyways so no harm done.

Other than that I'm pretty cool headed while playing games, except when I was younger playing Megaman III (megaman games seemed a lot harder back then they do now), and yelling "F THAT" at my tv while playing Tomba 2. My grandma was over too, not sure if she heard me though. My mom wasn't too happy though.

Trv · Post by **Trv** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:35 pm

gamer2 wrote:single game gamer-THis guy/gal only plays one game and obsees about it simialar to the halo fanboy

Theving GAmer-THis gamer is almost all gamers, They Emulate, the bootleg etc. (the $20 things at wallmart dont make you a Theving gamer).

Classic Gamer-A gamer that usully plays games that are on systems that are off the shelves

I obsess over Counter Strike: Source

You should have added a "Computer gamer that plays old systems and curses the next gen systems." Its not too specific or anything.

totokan · Post by **totokan** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:49 pm

Online gamer- a person who plays only online games and MMO's.

cowsgoquack101 · Post by **cowsgoquack101** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:03 pm

Hardcore, thieving(i don't see why not), portable, online

HotDog-Cart · Post by **HotDog-Cart** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:15 pm

HardCore Gamer
and
Ripped Thumbs Gamer

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