Broken network hose.

[Grandmasterjimmy]

Lately I've been noticing my network has been slower than usual. I went downstairs to find that my network hose has been leaking data all over the floor. I sealed the leak with a roll of duct tape, but I'm not sure how long that's going to last. Any ideas would be nice.

Edit: I went back down and my other computer had a memory leak, and now my carpet is all wet. Hopefully nothing got on anything in the case.

[vskid]

NO! DON'T USE DUCT TAPE! You must use electrical tape in these situations to hold the electrons in.
For the computer with a memory leak, just pull the plug on the poor thing.

[snowpenguin]

Yeah, I think duct tape actually does conduct, doesn't it?

[Grandmasterjimmy]

ON THE CASE! Just need to find my electrical tape. I don't wanna lose my electrons!

[harbingerofdoom]

Yeah, I think duct tape actually does conduct, doesn't it?

not always, at least not when i used it on my tear ducts it didnt.

[bicostp]

Patch that sucker up before you lose all your Internet fluid.

[eagle5953]

I went downstairs to find that my network hose has been leaking data all over the floor.

I had this happen when I was on vacation once - not only did it get on EVERYTHING, you should have seen the intertube bill that month!

[Grandmasterjimmy]

Alright, so I got everything sorted out. I got a new network hose, some more internet fluid, and my carpet dried out fine. So thanks for the help.