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Ok, so it's Saturday night. There was a party that my gf was not invited to. She was sad. This got me angry. So my friends and I drove to the street of that party. We (We as in me and my friend Jack) snuck in through the back door. We couldn't believe what we heard. Insults all about my family, friends, friends gf's, my gf, ect ect ect. But it was all about us. Oh, were we mad.
We went back to the house and went on the internet
We decided that we were going to crash the party by scaring everybody away. I went on the forums and printed out a list of names to scream and yell. Well, before we went in, we put a scarecrow at the front door dressed in a scream costume so they would be too scared to go that way. We didn't want to get caught, so here's what we did. The stereo that they had is identical to the one that Jack has, so we took the remote and changed the channel to the one that my gf was broadcasting on those little kid toys that makes you have your own radiostation within 50ft. She was screaming and saying bad things in french.
We then turned up the volume really loud. Soon after that, we were able to get into the garage and get ready for the crash. I wore this really weird alien suit that my gf's older brother used for halloween. Then I got some stuff I brought and made a really weird mask! Jack wore all black, because he was going to messup a few things. and he needed to be stealthy while I got the lights. We were ready, but we only had one problem, we needed a cover up operation. So my gf turned over the mic to her older brother and came to the garage too. He hooked it up to his laptop, and started playing scary music that he had and screaming like he dropped the soldering iron on his toe. We took some ketchup and smeared it all over my gf
and we took her ghost makeup and painted her face blue. I took out my snesp and got it ready. I quickly ran into the room where the party was, and threw my snesp at the light bulb that was on the roof. It hit it and I was able to catch my snesp before it fell. The whole room got nearly pitch black. I quickly put it back into my pocket and pulled out the list of names to scream, which I could barely see. At the same time, Jack took the butane powe glue gun and hot glued all the stereo buttons so they couldnt stop the scary music. My gf ran around pushing people over and screaming "You've been warned" in a deep voice. I started screaming these names:
Howled:
Lu-cret-ius
Ben"Hell" (No offence ben
)game-r2
Shrieked:
v-b-mas-ter
(Random Noises)
Screamed:
cennnnnnnnar
Unnniiidennnntifiieed Assssaaiillant
Shock! Slayer!
and then I finished off with
Maaaar--Shail---H! LLLLL Siiiiixty Fourrrrrrr!! (I worship the ground that your l64 sits on )
During the time I was screaming and my gf was pushing, Jack was locking all of the doors with his driver. (You know those weird doors?) I quickly cleaned up the glass from the light bulb, and put a new one on the floor. (Didn't want to hurt anybody.) I pulled out those little firework poppers and started throwing them near people. Everybody ran out the side door, which was far from the front door and the back door. Jack and my gf escaped out the front door, grabbed the scare crow and took off into the woods.
I had one thing left to do. I went to the person who threw the party, grabbed him, and screamed "NEVER AGAIN!" in his face. He took of screaming like a little kid.
I ran back to the woods where my gf and jack were. My gf hugged me and said I was amazing.
We all shared conversation. We all went to my house and took pictures. On my camera I have my mask. I have a digital camera, but my friend had a disposeable, so there going to be developed. Here's a pic of my mask. I'm wereing sunglasses that adjust to the light.
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g166/ ... r/mask.jpg
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