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The complete turnround of the Neotwist heirarcy. I had the power, now he listens to my every word. Very good read.
lisquids: invite others but not jeff plz
lisquids: hes not an admin
lisquids: and hes acting like one
lisquids: I gave up a lot of stuff to come here today
Faerietalez 13: No he's not
The Real Jeffler has entered the room.
Faerietalez 13: He's just disagreeing with you
The Real Jeffler: Dudes
Faerietalez 13: I'm quitting NT, farewell, unto you
dawgy1337: Liquids, half your staff is leaving.
vietchopsticks has entered the room.
The Real Jeffler: lets all bail then.
The Real Jeffler: liquids
The Real Jeffler: we're all leaving.
lisquids: for whee?
lisquids: *where
lisquids: I siad id start respecting
lisquids: and listening
lisquids: wont u give me tht chance?
dawgy1337: Like you did in a certain post?
dawgy1337: http://neotwist.com/showthread.php?t=9919
lisquids: PLEASE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE
lisquids: ill listen
lisquids: ill not yell
lisquids: we are ALL EQUALS
The Real Jeffler: no liquids
The Real Jeffler: its over
lisquids: really?
lisquids: why?
lisquids: cause I wnt to listen
lisquids: and be a good admin
lisquids: im trying
lisquids: REALLY hard
lisquids: jeff
lisquids: I accept your opinions
lisquids: but I think all members deserve equal treatment
lisquids: the only members I do not like
lisquids: are 0 post leechers
lisquids: but for me posting is contributing
dawgy1337: That's not what the logs from earlier say.
lisquids: what do you guys think?
ghockeyjake: i disagree
dawgy1337: You've told Jeff he's off of staff several times.
lisquids: you do
lisquids: ok why?
lisquids: hes not
lisquids: no one is
lisquids: im sorry guys
The Real Jeffler: state the obvious
aFlyingPinkLlama: Well, we got that out of the fog.
dawgy1337: Way to fuel the fire.
The Real Jeffler: I know a few of us are going to leave
lisquids: and a dumb ass who thinks his ideas are the only ideas and the best ideas
The Real Jeffler: so I'm gonna use hostage stype
The Real Jeffler: style
The Real Jeffler: I want admin :-P
bladepaladin: lol
WtF iTz jAs0n: rofll
lisquids: I want everyone to share their ideas you wont be demoted
dawgy1337: I had it, until l was not "active" enough.
lisquids: I now realise what you guys say matters
lisquids: and without
lisquids: you
The Real Jeffler: dude
lisquids: neotwist is lost
dawgy1337: Then Liquids tried to prove it with logs.
lisquids: dasgy
The Real Jeffler: this rebellion continues until I get admin :-P
lisquids: ill readmin you right now
The Real Jeffler: rofl
lisquids: fine jeff
ghockeyjake: lol
lisquids: ill admin u
lisquids: one sec
The Real Jeffler: and if I'm deadmined I start it again.
lisquids: ok
lisquids: jeff
WtF iTz jAs0n: whoa
lisquids: admind
WtF iTz jAs0n: you serious
WtF iTz jAs0n: just like that
lisquids: yes
The Real Jeffler: I run the rebellion
Uligor1337: Dudes..
lisquids: and its gonna fall
Uligor1337: Relax..
The Real Jeffler: I'm the Louis Reil of this female of the dog species.
Uligor1337: Squid..
lisquids: im actually crying
Uligor1337: Relax..
lisquids: jason
dawgy1337: Liquids, quit threatening your staff.
lisquids: no
lisquids: fine
lisquids: ill quit threatening
aFlyingPinkLlama: Good.
Faerietalez 13: Jeff's ideas aren't pointless
lisquids: jeff you are removed from staff
lisquids: its not a thread
Faerietalez 13: They're still ideas of staff
lisquids: *theat
lisquids: its an action
dawgy1337: Not a smart idea Liquids.
The Real Jeffler: dude
lisquids: mabe its not smart
The Real Jeffler: fine. you wanna be a (ahem) bout this liq be my guest.
lisquids: The Real Jeffler: the average user has 3 posts/ copulate them!
dawgy1337: Liquids... you know what.
ghockeyjake has left the room.
lisquids: we need to care about everyone
dawgy1337: I know you want server help, and I know you need it.
lisquids: EVERY SINGLE USER
The Real Jeffler: yeah
dawgy1337: So until you quit your crap, you're screwed.
The Real Jeffler: so listen
lisquids: ok dawgy
The Real Jeffler: I saw
The Real Jeffler: get rid of the 0 posters
ghockeyjake has entered the room.
The Real Jeffler: so the new people
ghockeyjake: sry i got kicked off
The Real Jeffler: who are interested in POSTING
dawgy1337: I don't want to hear this. End it now, or it's over.
The Real Jeffler: say ooh, they have a dcent average!
lisquids: jeff
lisquids: posts are pointless
aFlyingPinkLlama: Jeff. No.
lisquids: I like trolls
The Real Jeffler: dude
The Real Jeffler: its a forum.
The Real Jeffler: its not a website
lisquids: jeff your not an admin
Uligor1337: *agrees*
The Real Jeffler: a message board is for posting.
Faerietalez 13: Posts are everything
lisquids: your ideas about pruning
lisquids: etc
aFlyingPinkLlama: That's like saying if someone does not want to speak, they should be punished for that?
Uligor1337: No squid, he's right in that.
lisquids: are dead to me
The Real Jeffler: dude.
The Real Jeffler: I'm right.
Faerietalez 13: Liquids
The Real Jeffler: Its a message board.
Uligor1337: YEs.
lisquids: dude mabe u are
The Real Jeffler: Not a website.
Uligor1337: You are.
lisquids: but I like everyone
Faerietalez 13: Listen to me, now
lisquids: LIST TO FAERIE
Faerietalez 13: If you want us to respect you
lisquids: damnit scre these functions
Faerietalez 13: You need to respect us, and our ideas
lisquids: OK
lisquids: ive got an idea
lisquids: prunign users wont happen
Faerietalez 13: Please, do not say our ideas 'are dead to' you...
lisquids: problem solved
lisquids: next issue
The Real Jeffler: Dude! The entire puprose of the message boards is to POST!
lisquids: jeff
lisquids: ok
lisquids: let me say this
lisquids: we wont prune users ever
lisquids: if they dotn post
The Real Jeffler: Pruning members who don't POST will get POSTING members to join and POST!
lisquids: we wont punish them
The Real Jeffler: punish them?
lisquids: no it wont
The Real Jeffler: the aren't doing what they are supposed to
ghockeyjake: then why are we having this discussion?
lisquids: it will just delete the ability
The Real Jeffler: or doing anything at all
ghockeyjake: move on then
lisquids: for them to be able
The Real Jeffler: if they arent doing anything
The Real Jeffler: they arent being punished
lisquids: jeff
Faerietalez 13: In my opinion, all they're doing is taking up server space...
WtF iTz jAs0n: you guys know we're missing 5 people?
The Real Jeffler: thank you.
lisquids: yes'
Zoshx: *Agrees with faerie*
lisquids: who cares
Uligor1337: Squid, why don't you create a room yourself and tell the rules to the wall, our ideas are crap to you, you are going to apply your own rules anyway...
lisquids: ive got 25 gis of space
WtF iTz jAs0n: maximize your chat window, its easier to read
dawgy1337: Thank you Uligor.
Zoshx: Uligor is right, man.
lisquids: good idea
Faerietalez 13: Yeah...
lisquids has left the room.
bladepaladin: :D
Faerietalez 13: Lmao?
ghockeyjake: lol
Uligor1337: Lawl...
Zoshx: >_>
bladepaladin: ok guys
The Real Jeffler: thank you uli!
bladepaladin: WAIT
The Real Jeffler: I said that earlier
Zoshx: LISTEN TO PAUL
bladepaladin: i have an ideA
The Real Jeffler: Get a copulate notepad liquids
ghockeyjake: stop talking
Uligor1337: Stfu..
The Real Jeffler: k
ghockeyjake: let paul talk
bladepaladin: lets all pack up and leave :o
Faerietalez 13: LISTEN TO PAUL AND DAWGY
aFlyingPinkLlama: The good man speaks! Listen to paul.
dawgy1337: SHUT UP, PAUL HAS A GOOD IDEA!
The Real Jeffler: THANK YOU!
Uligor1337: I know.
The Real Jeffler: paul and I said this earlier
dawgy1337: I have power over Liquids. :O
Zoshx: Let's make a site called:HenronOwns.com :P
The Real Jeffler: Dudes
bladepaladin: i'm making a site
The Real Jeffler: all staff in here
The Real Jeffler: lets bail.
ghockeyjake: if we all leave nt, liquids can't do it himself
dawgy1337: Last Activity: 1 Minute Ago 05:00 PM Admin Control Panel Login - 1 Minute Ago
The Real Jeffler: exactly!
dawgy1337: Probably gonna demote us all. :-P
Uligor1337: Yer.
The Real Jeffler: lets bail.
bladepaladin: lisquids: im going to go have a lifelisquids: neotwist is getting delted from the srvr
Faerietalez 13: I want respect from him, first
bladepaladin: lisquids: right now
The Real Jeffler: I'm posting my goodbye
dawgy1337: Yeah, that's a lie.
bladepaladin: bladepaladin: do you know why you don't get respect
bladepaladin: lisquids: no idea
dawgy1337: [17:04:06] lisquids: a room w/o jeff
bladepaladin: clueless
Uligor1337: LAWL
Faerietalez 13: ....
Zoshx: Is squid retarded?
bladepaladin: yes
bladepaladin: very
aFlyingPinkLlama: What goes around comes around
The Real Jeffler: So wait.
ghockeyjake: is he really only 12?
Zoshx: He knows damn well why he gets no respect.
Uligor1337: Nah.
The Real Jeffler: GUYS STOP
The Real Jeffler: A serious question.Dudes, Bail NT?
The Real Jeffler: I say we shoudl bail
dawgy1337: Remember Jeff, I DID NOT INVITE YOU! :-P
Uligor1337: I sure am going to invite paul
ghockeyjake: lol
Uligor1337: Uh..
Uligor1337: Join paul.
The Real Jeffler: dawgy did
The Real Jeffler: to the new one
dawgy1337: Shhh Jeff...
Zoshx: I'm following Paul and Uli.
dawgy1337: You found the chatroom.
ghockeyjake: i'm joining paul's site
The Real Jeffler: dudes
ghockeyjake: when it's up
The Real Jeffler: liq is turning to dictatorship
The Real Jeffler: lets leave
The Real Jeffler: he can do it himself
bladepaladin: GOOD IDEA
bladepaladin: i mean
bladepaladin: not caps
Faerietalez 13: I'm quitting NT
Uligor1337: Got 25 min..
Uligor1337: Dude..
Uligor1337: Rofl is in for a surpirse..
Uligor1337: When he gets back..
Zoshx: I'm following Uli and Paul :D
Uligor1337: 0.o
Uligor1337: Lawl henron :-D
Uligor1337: Good :-P
Faerietalez 13: Liq just really pissed me off
aFlyingPinkLlama: He pissed us all off.
bladepaladin: he did that to me yesterday
Faerietalez 13: So, I'm gone from NT
dawgy1337: [17:06:50] lisquids: democracy fine ill listen to everyones ideas ok
The Real Jeffler: holy crap
vietchopsticks: wow lisquids is desperate
The Real Jeffler: I cant believe that worked
ghockeyjake: lol
vietchopsticks: ghockeyjake: i want to be super mod
aFlyingPinkLlama: WTF
aFlyingPinkLlama: Upi
vietchopsticks: O_O
aFlyingPinkLlama: You're an admin
aFlyingPinkLlama: ???
Forcemasterz: HOLY FRICK
Forcemasterz: :-D
ghockeyjake: planning on it
ghockeyjake: pauls gota new site coming up
The Real Jeffler: I was
Forcemasterz: BTW, what actually happened? DOes squid wants to lead Nt alone or something?
ghockeyjake: he was actuing like it
ghockeyjake: should i post it?
The Real Jeffler: this is going ot be fun
ghockeyjake: or message it
ghockeyjake: i mean
The Real Jeffler: :-)
Forcemasterz: yeah
Forcemasterz: fill me in :-D
ghockeyjake: lisquids: oklisquids: this isFaerietalez 13: His*lisquids: a
ghockeyjake: lisquids: DICTATORSHIPbladepaladin: is youlisquids: new rule
ghockeyjake: lisquids: whtever i say goeslisquids: dotn likelisquids: itlisquids: ?Faerietalez 13: Really?lisquids: leave
ghockeyjake: that was one part
The Real Jeffler: keep going, we gotta drag him dead.
The Real Jeffler: not literally
vietchopsticks: here we go
ghockeyjake: 16 year old crying over a site?
vietchopsticks: lisquids: and no one has power over me
ghockeyjake: wow
aFlyingPinkLlama: 16 year old crying over a site.
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Post by sam »

Jesus jeff. If I was going to sit threw that and read all of it. then I might as well read the bible and save eternal damnation of my soul... lol.
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Post by madc0w »

UGH too long! read the first quote, got bored
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Post by Jeff »

Too much stuff in that convo, sorry. I cant really shrink it down.
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Post by new york cheech »

lol i read the whole thing even though i have no clue what it was, and still really dont.
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Post by Sparkfist »

Ok so from what I gathered from that. Jeff is on staff for a website that has a MB. However Liquides who is the site admin whats to purge user accounts. Jeff and a few others make him [Liquides] change it so he only purges accounts with 0 post count as he doesnt like leechers and thinks if you have to post you will to keep your account.

Now also Jeff is kicked off staff and has his admin privilages taken away, given back and taken away again. The guy thats heading the site has to be the most brain dead thing I've come across on the internet.
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Post by Jeff »

No, I'll explain everything in an hour or two.
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Quote 1 = He doesn't like that I'm Giving Ideas
Quote 2 = When we all consider leaving
Quote 3 = When we tell him we leave
Quote 4 = Him begging for mercy and him saying he didn't mean to rotate me on and off staff
Quote 5 = Me joking around saying I want Administrator and him giving it to me.
Quote 6 = Liquids starts to cry.
Quote 7 = Me getting kicked off, me telling him the real concept of a forum, and the first suggestion of bailing from staff
Quote 8 = Liquids getting in a..mood
Quote 9 = Liquids starting to give in
Quote 10 = Everyone starts acting all big for a few seconds
Quote 11 = There aren't anymore quotes :-P
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Post by sam »

Jeff wrote:Quote 1 = He doesn't like that I'm Giving Ideas
Quote 2 = When we all consider leaving
Quote 3 = When we tell him we leave
Quote 4 = Him begging for mercy and him saying he didn't mean to rotate me on and off staff
Quote 5 = Me joking around saying I want Administrator and him giving it to me.
Quote 6 = Liquids starts to cry.
Quote 7 = Me getting kicked off, me telling him the real concept of a forum, and the first suggestion of bailing from staff
Quote 8 = Liquids getting in a..mood
Quote 9 = Liquids starting to give in
Quote 10 = Everyone starts acting all big for a few seconds
Quote 11 = There aren't anymore quotes :-P

Why didnt you just say that?

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Post by vb_master »

I don't see how this is "funny". It's stupid. What an idiot for not just banning you from the site, now you're a admin! :evil:
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Post by Jeff »

Actually, we kind of made him realize his staff count, and I'm not an amin anymore anyway :P told him i was kidding.
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Post by vb_master »

It seemed to me like he thought his staff counted!
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