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madc0w · Post by **madc0w** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:59 pm

how about the worst games ever made?
I would have to say "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi", for atari 2600. all you could do was shoot a never speeding up, never ending barrage of AT-ATs while staying in place

RNS0504 · Post by **RNS0504** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:07 pm

hmmm... id have to say that zelda game for the snes-cd

peppers · Post by **peppers** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:08 pm

makeing stuff up dose not count

Post by **bicostp** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:09 pm

Star Trek Starship Creator. All you did was put modules in an empty ship, and "fly" it on "missions". Basically, you tell it where to go and it does the rest... slowly. At "turbo" speed, it took 4 minutes to traverse the screen. (And it was running on the recommended hardware, too.)

A LOT of the pirate NES games suck. (Cheetah Men, for example, the walk animations are 2 frames; the characters look like they're dancing.)

E.T. for the VCS didn't get the best reviews, nor did Pac-Man.

And we all know that the Intellivision in general sucks.

madc0w · Post by **madc0w** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:16 pm

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hmmm... id have to say that zelda game for the snes-cd

i think hes talking about the zelda phillips pc game
yeah i heard that was pretty bad

Post by **SpongeBuell** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:07 pm

I think you guys are talking about the CD-i version of Zelda, which really does suck, believe me

Jman8 · Post by **Jman8** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:08 pm

The Simpsons NES games.

madc0w · Post by **madc0w** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:09 pm

yeah, thats it. techtv rated it worst game ever
Edit: zelda, not simpsons

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:12 pm

my friend gave me risk for genesis for some reason

and it was very very very bad

and then my brothers dorm roommate burnt me a crappy ferrarri racing game for dreamcast along with that horrible sidney olympics game

Post by **Sparkfist** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:15 pm

Sim life, it just really sucked.

You splise three amimals (head, torso and feet) and even then on the map screen it doesnt look right. Not to mention there really isnt anything to do, God must be really bored if Sim life was modeled after it.

shelter pitfall · Post by **shelter pitfall** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:15 pm

Release day Enter the Matrix.
Muppet Adventure (NES)

*o* · Post by ***o*** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:07 am

enter the matrix took me 2 hours to finish and it sucked

Alchemist · Post by **Alchemist** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:20 am

Turbo Tax 1.0 wrote:and then my brothers dorm roommate burnt me a crappy ferrarri racing game for dreamcast along with that horrible sidney olympics game

F355? Are you serious? It's the most accurately modelled Ferrari driving simulation ever...

Worst games: Superman on the N64, Bonzana Brothers on the SMS, ET on the 2600, any fmv-based game (Mega-CD, I'm looking at you). The Zelda game you're all talking about is called "Wand of Gamelon", I haven't played it, but the screenshots are embarassing enough.

Cyberblade · Post by **Cyberblade** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:46 am

ComicBook guy: Worst RPG Ever.

Lagoon. Just uttering that name brings blood to my eyes. It's only good point was it's music, but it couldn't even save the graphics of the game. Graphically it's decent, but more of a high quality NES game but played on the SNES with colours crapped up. The controls suck as your character can only move in the basic four directions at maybe half the speed of a 3 year old snail thats somehow developed arthritis.

Your sword is maybe relative to the size of your pinky, and you jump like your on one of the moons of jupitor. Then, suddenly, you level up and you move 4500000 miles a minute, only to level up and make the arthritis struck 3 year old snail look like nascar. Your shield and armour is more worthless than your sword, and magic is nearly impossible to use as nothing can replenish magic energy.

If you can make it past the 1st boss you can consider yourself the best person at the game ever, difficulty is redefined with it's controls and stats as your characters sword might as well be a nail with the blunt end facing the enemy. Your bosses are 5000000 feet tall and kill you in two hits, but you can't get close enough to use your sword without inflicting damage on yourself. The story makes Hop on Pop sound like Julias Caesar or any other Shakespeare play you can think of, and you can forget customization as the only graphic change anything does to your character is making the shield appear.

This game makes a game of chess where your black, and black is missing all pieces but the king and white has everything look like fun. This game makes reality TV sound new and exciting. This game is quite literally, the worst game ever.

Unidentified Assilant · Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:16 am

Every console has a bad game right? True.

Atari 2600: Pac-Man
NES: Zelda II - Link's Adventure
Genesis: Ecco The Dolphin
SNES: Civilization
Playstation 1: Monopoly
N64: WWF War Zone (ARRGH!!!!)
Dreamcast: WWF Royal Rumble (man, why are WWF games so crap)
Playstation 2: Barbie Horse Adventures
X-Box: Halo 2!
Gamecube: Pikmin (Played it, hated it)
PC: Devastation: Resistance Breeds Revolution

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