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Stephen: Butters, time for breakfast!
Butters: Gah! Oh, jeez. It was just a dream.
Stephen: Come on Butters, mom's cooked waffles and nanas for you.
Butters: Oh mom, dad, I dreamed I was in Imaginationland and then terrorists attacked it.
Stephen: You are in Imaginationland. This is a dream.
Butters: Huh?
Mayor of Imaginationland: Hey! Wake up stupid!
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And being in imagination land, anything is possible. So here is my question to you, fellow imaginatorians:
1) If you could do, have, see, etc. any one thing within the known laws of our universe (ie. no anti-gravity, faster-than-light travel, etc.), what would it be?
2) If you could do, have, see etc. any one thing unbound from anything, what would it be?
My answers:
1) Grow up, marry, have some children, etc. You know how it goes. Or lots and lots of money!
2) There are so many things, I don't know where to start. I certainly couldn't narrow them down to one.
- How about an everything machine? Or an ANYTHING machine?
-The ability to shape-shift.
- Complete dominance over thoughts (brain swapping, hypnosis, brain altering, brainwashing, mind reading...)
- A machine that creates living organisms. Imagine a little army of blob-things playing on your desk at school, or a girlfriend/wife you design and create yourself. (And could kill off it she doesn't suit your needs, since she never existed in the eyes of any country in the first place!
Honey, stop that. Honey. Please Stop that. You're really starting to piss me off, *expletives*. ***BANG!!!***
The next day, you make a new one! Talk about a new wave of anger-management techniques!
Those are listed in order of want, from most to least. Of course, an anything machine is cheating, it's like the #1 wish is for more wishes.


