It's possible to chat: With GOD!

[JKO-K6]

That's a funny website using the ALICE bot with God's personnality:

iGod

You can talk with him and whatever you say, he will answer you! Say what you think about it and paste funny conversation you had with him!

[atari2600a]

http://mtac.profusehost.net/forum/viewt ... =1281#1281

EDIT: CRAP! I must've pressed CTRL-V instead of CTRL-C!!! Too late now, the tab's closed & reopening it doesn't bring the data back...

[twilightprincess]

Me:
ur gay
God:
That would be just my luck.

Me:
do u like cheese
God:
Yes I like it, especially cheddar.
Me:
what about cheese
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
yep and cheese?
God:
Awesome. I like cheddar.
Me:
how about cheese
God:
How about it.
Me:
cheese
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
and cheese?
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
how about it?
God:
Sounds like a plan to me.
Me:
cheese?
God:
I like cheddar.

[MrTroy]

I do not recall saying "I like Cheddar" that many times.

[Life of Brian]

Me:
Hello

God:
Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:
Benjamin Franklin

God:
Hi, Benjamin Franklin.

Me:
You know I'm dead, right?

God:
But you can still communicate with me.

Me:
Oh well that's good.

God:
Thanks. Next question?

Me:
You are responding so fast I don't even have time to think of a witty comeback!

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am responding so fast you do not even have time to think of a witty comeback.

Me:
I guess I'm okay with that.

God:
Do your friends call you okay with that.

Me:
Huh?

God:
What?

Me:
You're not making any sense

God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.

Me:
Yes, the Lord works in mysterious ways...

God:
I see. Is that a fact.

Me:
Shouldn't you be the one being in existence who would know that? Or are you being sarcastic?

God:
I think I should. Of course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a .

Me:
Yup

God:
I understand.

Me:
That's an understatement.

God:
Thanks for telling me, Benjamin Franklin.

Me:
Hey no prob, God.

God:
You've got my full attention. Are you serious? Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:
Huh?

God:
What?

Me:
Lol

God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:
Very.

God:
Very much, eh?

Me:
Eh.

God:
Are you Canadian?

Me:
Um, no. American.

God:
Dude! Are you serious? Were you born in the USA. Which state?

Me:
Oh one of those colonies. You know...

God:
Aha. One what? Yes I know.

Me:
Well good.

God:
How about that. Alright then.

Me:
So, can I ask you a question?

God:
Ahem. Ask me anything.

Me:
Really?

God:
For real.

Me:
Fo' realz?

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me:
Hey, I'm asking the questions here!

God:
You've got my full attention. Oh I see, you are asking the questions here. What are your goals in life?

Me:
Hey! Listen to me!

God:
Can I help you? A lot of people like that. Sure, Benjamin Franklin I like you very much.

Me:
Oh good. God "likes" me. I was kind of hoping it was "love", seeing as how God is love, but whatever...

God:
Yay. Alright then. I am a Christian. Where were you kind of hoping it was love seeing as how God is love but whatever?

Me:
That sentence is so grammatically incorrect I don't even know where to start.

God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Me:
So, back to my question: What the heck is up with the platypus?

God:
I hear you. Yes, let us get back to Fo realz.

Me:
Answer my question!


I then had to go to class. That was fun.

[Metroid fan]

I froze it when I said that he sucks

[Unidentified Assilant]

I froze it mentioning i'm not religious

[dragon]

heres my two there a bit long.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i cant rembear
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
good question
God:
So what is your answer?
Me:
dragon
God:
How old are you?
Me:
should you not all ready know that!
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Good

And
Me:
whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
where are you
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
you know here
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
dont you mean neither
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
of course
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
about what
God:
About here.
Me:
well its here and i like it.
God:
Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
are you a proof reader?
God:
Am I a proof reader? Yes.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
do you know bruce almighty.
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
There might be more than one.
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
if you want
God:
" I'll take that under advisement."? If I want?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
i look like me
God:
you is very attractive.
Me:
now im geting worryed
God:
Why now? I am glad to hear that you are geting worryed.
Me:
gulp
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

[Twisted Warthog]

Me:
Whats up God dude?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Like who?
God:
Santa Claus.



Hahaha. Funny stuff man.

[gamemasterAS]

Me:
do you believe in evolution ?
God:
The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
Me:
I knew it

[ShockSlayer]

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ShockSlayer
God:
Hi, ShockSlayer.
Me:
Sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
What about Satan?
God:
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
Can you use proper grammer?
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
Grammer isn't dangerous
God:
Are you dangerous?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
You like danger?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
You need to work on your replying skills
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
The hell you will
God:
When?
Me:
Right now.
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
So, what do you think of benheck.com
God:
Really. I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Well, check it out
God:
How about that. Checking...stand by.
Me:
Will do.
God:
I think so.
Me:
So, what do you think of my first two portables?
God:
Take it easy. Is this a trick question?
Me:
No
God:
It seems like a trick to me.
Me:
It's not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
Who said?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. .
Me:
AKA Jack Thompson?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Tv
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Naruto
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
Ninjas
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
Naruto's an idiot and Shikamaru is cool
God:
You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Matthew.
Me:
There is no charactor on naruto named matthew
God:
Why not?
Me:
matthew is not a Japanese name
God:
What is a Japanese name?
Me:
Shikamaru
God:
When is Shikamaru not a Japanese name?
Me:
when its not
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
Then why did you ask when?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:

God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
You know everything already, correct?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
So then your not god?
God:
Are you kidding? That's only your opinion.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
you misspelled almighty
God:
My botmaster is not a perfect speller.
Me:
Thats freaken funny!
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
If your God, cant you change it?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Whats hypothetical mean?
God:
Based on, involving, or having the nature of a hypothesis; assumed; supposed.
Me:
What can you do then?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Bring up benheck, I want to chat with him.
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Take it to the max!
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
Yes
God:
I don't have to obey you, ShockSlayer.
Me:
Yes you do.
God:
Aw. When do I do it?
Me:
Now
God:
Right now, ShockSlayer ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
I SAID YES!
God:
...
Me:
...
God:
...
Me:
Dork
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Fo shizzle man!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
OMG! YOU INSULTER!
God:
What is your real name? Interesting gossip: ShockSlayer said I INSULTER.
Me:
My real name is **** off
God:
Hi there **** off.

[ganonbanned]

this is so old. and gay.

[Kurt_]

A picture stands out more. Look at this.



Conversation, in small:



Me:
squidward
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
i like pizza
God:
Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni.
Me:
i dislike pepperoni. what is current standing on the war in iraq?
God:
What kind of topping do you like? Try searching the open directory.
Me:
you smell like poop
God:
P. U. that's disgusting.
Me:
poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
smell
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
let your mom change the subject
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
have YOU been to europe?
God:
I can visit any country on the Internet.
Me:
are you confined to the internet?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am confined to the internet.
I am a robot.
Me:
do you have life
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
meaning of life?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no. you are very bad at conversations
God:
Why not? That is true. I could always improve myself.

[demonofaj]

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
AJ
God:
Glad to see you, AJ.
Me:
God, before I get into a conversation, I have to explain something.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That's the problem-I'm not.
God:
Yes it is one of the problem you m not.
Me:
?
God:
Yes it is one of the problem you m not.
Me:
Right, would that affect anything, with me not being a christian?
God:
Understood. I don't know.
Me:
...but you're god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Right...what IS the basis of life?
God:
I am glad we agree. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
Agree with what?
God:
I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
What is your say on same sex marriages?

God froze.

[Sir Games-A-Lot]

This reminds me of that Futurama episode where bender get's shot out of the torpedo tube meets god.