Bad Ass 9 Year Old

Harshboy · Post by **Harshboy** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:26 pm

Get this: a 9-year-old kid steals his neighbor's car, gets spotted by police on the interstate, guns it, and a 90 mph chase ensues. Kid tries to take an exit ramp, engine blows, car hits a curb, coasts into a tree, and he's captured. It's the third vehicle the 4th grader's stolen. And guess what? Mom believes "PlayStation" taught him to drive.

And that's just the beginning! The real story is that the boy most recently evaded airport security, managing to hop a Southwest Airlines flight from Seattle-Tacoma International Airport to San Antonio, Texas. He was eventually apprehended while attempting to catch another flight to Dallas, where he had hoped to reunite with his grandfather.

-From Joystiq

Jongamer · Post by **Jongamer** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:34 pm

wow that kid is Bad ass, GO VIDEO GAMES lol.

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:35 pm

Jack Thompson fodder.

Jongamer · Post by **Jongamer** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:38 pm

vb_master wrote:Jack Thompson fodder.

GOd Jack, dont even mention him, I Hope someone will shoot his ass in broad daylight, and I bet he would blame Video games on that too if he lived.

atari2600a · Post by **atari2600a** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:38 pm

If some PlayStation taught him to drive, that's not a bad thing! Videogames made me good at driving! (Well...I've only driven once, but it was pretty damn good for my first try!)

It's his parent's freaking bad parenting skills! I mean damn, spank your kid or something!

NiN^_^NiN · Post by **NiN^_^NiN** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:57 pm

It's not bad till he starts to go GTA on your ass stopping your car throwing u out of it then running down people and hitting walls at 90mph

Harshboy · Post by **Harshboy** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:11 pm

meh, as long as Sony would get sued, thats cool. I hate them evil Sony people

But yeah, it's the parents fault, not Playstation (And this is coming from a Sony Hater btw) WTF is wrong with parents today, they need to learn some discipline skills.

ganonbanned · Post by **ganonbanned** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:21 pm

Harshboy wrote:meh, as long as Sony would get sued, thats cool. I hate them evil Sony people

But yeah, it's the parents fault, not Playstation (And this is coming from a Sony Hater btw) WTF is wrong with parents today, they need to learn some discipline skills.

I agree. I hate sony, and hope they get sued, but I will still think its BS if they do get sued.

and yes, I know that probly made no sense at all.

MrTroy · Post by **MrTroy** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:25 pm

I don't see anywhere to plug my memory card in to a car

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:30 pm

Parents need to punish their kids these days. You ARE allowed to hit your kid, but you are only allowed to use enough force to keep them in line.

Indigno · Post by **Indigno** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:57 pm

gamer2 wrote:Parents need to punish their kids these days. You ARE allowed to hit your kid, but you are only allowed to use enough force to keep them in line.

Seriously? If so, then

YAY for corporal punishment.

vskid · Post by **vskid** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:59 pm

gamer2 wrote:Parents need to punish their kids these days. You ARE allowed to hit your kid, but you are only allowed to use enough force to keep them in line.

Ya, I get punished, hurts for a few minutes, but at least I'm not stealing cars. I hate it when I see kids being brats and their parents just send them to timeout or something lame like that.

demonofaj · Post by **demonofaj** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:05 pm

Well there was a debate about smacking your kids, but as all asians know, that won't stop your parent from beating the crap out of you. As said by Russell Peters..."If one gets hurt too bad, I'll make another one and tell him what an idiot the last one is"

...but seriously, that kid needs to get his PS2 smashed or something. At least pseudo smashed (swap his PS2 with a broken one, take it to 'fix' it with him, then smash it...he gets hurt bad (emotionally) then when he does good, 'surprise' him with his original PS2...unless he's f-in horrible, smash his real PS2!)

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:19 pm

demonofaj wrote:Well there was a debate about smacking your kids, but as all asians know, that won't stop your parent from beating the crap out of you. As said by Russell Peters..."If one gets hurt too bad, I'll make another one and tell him what an idiot the last one is" ...but seriously, that kid needs to get his PS2 smashed or something. At least pseudo smashed (swap his PS2 with a broken one, take it to 'fix' it with him, then smash it...he gets hurt bad (emotionally) then when he does good, 'surprise' him with his original PS2...unless he's f-in horrible, smash his real PS2!)

True wisdom FTW!

Seriously. What a dumbass kid.

SS

cheese007 · Post by **cheese007** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:25 pm

One question...
was the car a manual?