Someone egged my house

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:41 pm

Skyone wrote:Talk to his parents then, or get anger management.

Well his parents told us to go to hell so..... And i don't have anger problems I just make an example of the people who screw with me. I do hold back and only fight when they throw the first punch.

blackbox_dev · Post by **blackbox_dev** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:43 pm

Seriously, the "revenge" you speak of is just immature. I know you'll find it stupid, but you really should get some evidence you can show to the cops. If you do something violent then your either going to get something worse done to you, or get in trouble with the law. If you go to the police then they will most likely get arrested and you can continue life as normal. Take 'yer pick.

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:45 pm

iam7805 wrote:Seriously, the "revenge" you speak of is just immature. I know you'll find it stupid, but you really should get some evidence you can show to the cops. If you do something violent then your either going to get something worse done to you, or get in trouble with the law. If you go to the police then they will most likely get arrested and you can continue life as normal. Take 'yer pick.

Well there no way to prove a egging or else I would.

Meh · Post by **Meh** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:46 pm

typamc95 wrote:EMP!
Or, Explosive tennis balls in there cars talepipe, and a nitro gliseren bomb in there engine.

Until you can spell "Nitro Glycerine", you aren't getting near any of the stuff. I also think "Nitro Glycerol" is a cooler name.

limpport · Post by **limpport** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:14 pm

Dead fish in the hubcaps. It has worked for me before.
Instead of egging back, fried egg their house!

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lifeisbetterwithketchup · Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:23 pm

Sparkfist wrote: Last that can be done would be more of a prank then anything. This time of year it's driven home more then ever. If it's above 35 degrees (F) you can put a bucket of water above the door before they leave. Being close to home means they wont get hypothermia but they'll get an icy back and know who it was.

We used to do that sort of thing at work (Dairy Queen). Only thing is that it wasn't cold, but to make it a bit more interesting, we would use the undiluted misty flavoring, which really burns if it gets in your eyes and tastes terrible. It was very amusing.

Anyway, I'd do something stupid like that (aka non-destructive) or just confront the guy and say you're not gonna take anymore of his crap, and then walk away.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:44 pm

iam7805 wrote:Seriously, the "revenge" you speak of is just immature. I know you'll find it stupid, but you really should get some evidence you can show to the cops.

"Revenge is a dish best served cold"-Old Klingon Proverb.

joevennix · Post by **joevennix** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:23 pm

Freeze a can of shaving cream overnight. The next morning, cut it open with a knife. Take the frozen block and put it in their car. In the next few hours, the block will expand and fill their car almost 1/4 full with foamy goodness! Best performed when it's not that cold outside.

josh · Post by **josh** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:48 pm

Put firecrackers in a pumpkin and put it on their porch!

Two Words: Egg Cannon

buy a balsa wood plane, and put two bottle rockets under the wings, and light

Do they have flowers in their yard? pour bleach and any other thing that kills plants (Paint, Bleach, Ect...) on their flowers and grass, also make a wooden sign and put it in thier lawn and make it say: "Beware of Idiot" or "Beware Of Child Molester Who Lives Here"

ATOMICMAN · Post by **ATOMICMAN** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:12 pm

ha i thought of another one

mix a lot of salt with weed killer or gas and write f you or something on thier lawn

itll take a day or so for the grass to die but it wont grow back for a very very long time when the ground is salted..

sameguy · Post by **sameguy** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:46 pm

ok i got it, first you tell the guy that did this to you is that there is a pony on the farm near by that is being abused, realizing that this is some sort of plan to get him back he will tell his parents and will send them to the farm. But what you didnt tell him is that you told the farmer that there is a group of pony killers on the loose and to be ready with a gun, soo later that night you wait in the bushes, knowing that the kid sent his parents instead of acctually coming himself. so whyle they are taking the pony the farmer will come out and assume that they are the pony nappers and shoot them with his shot gun... wait for the police to arive and whyle the farmer is explaining what happend to the police man you steal the bodies of the kids parents, and spend the night with a hack saw sawing them up into tiny pieces, later the next day host a chilly contest, make sure you invite the kid all inocent like and tell him there is going to be a chilly cook off, he will go seeing it as a way to get you back again by making chilly with i dont know lets say pubes in it or such. anyways at the chilly cook of your friendly school cook will be the first one to arrive with his chilly for the cook off, acting un interested you tell him to put it on the table off to the side. whan the guy finaly comes you automatically pay the most attention to him and get him sitting down for the chilly cook off. Giving him your chilly and say that yours might be the winner you ask for his in return, he will give it to you with a snicker and you will sit down and eat you will eat "his" first and say that it was really good barly being able to hold a laugh back he will scarf yours down just so he can tell you that you have eaten his tainted chilly, calmly you will proceed to lick the bowl and say, gee that would have been funny but to bad this isnt your chilly, he will look confused, you then preceed to explain to him that at the last minut you swiched his chilly with the schools chefs chilly, then telling him the previos story that i have just told you you will add at the end " well did you like my chilly, i added a special ingredient just for you ." or somthing to that effect. then you drop the bomb shell that after the night with the hacksaw with his parents corps you then preceeded to make them into chilly, realizing now that he just ate his parents he will break down and start to cry, just as surprise surprise his favorite band ... lets say radio head... stops by to do a special gig for a kid that has ass cancer , when they see him crying the will emediatly call him a looser and will leave, now with his parents dead and his idols thinking he is a looser he is a broken person. now you have had your revenge

huh huh , well i like it lol

Xiro · Post by **Xiro** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:54 pm

whatever you do, do NOT go to the cops, thats the biggest pussy thing to do in the entire world, just think of how you would feel if someone did that to you...

Post by **Triton** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:57 pm

yea because when a crime has been comitted reporting it to the athorities is totally ghey and stupid etc!

this board is full of impressionable younger people, lets please try to avoid putting ideas in their head that could lead to trouble thank you!

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:18 am

I think the shaving cream idea sounds fun.

Mageslayer · Post by **Mageslayer** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:57 am

The way I see it, you have the following options.

1. Looking at the "How old are you?" thread, you say that you're 13. If this is actually the case, then your parents (or legal guardian, etc.) are probably already taking the steps necessary to remedy the situation. If they call the police, then they call the police. If they don't, they don't. Either way you didn't make the decision because technically it's not your house. Note here that your parents may have called the police without your knowledge of such.

2. You can tell the police yourself. Most likely the first thing they'll ask is to speak to your parents. Option 1 would then commence, although at the fact that you may or may not feel like a wimp for calling the police on a small thing like being egged. Also if your parents didn't want to involve the police they may give you hell for calling them.

3. You can get revenge. This won't really do anything but sate your want for revenge unless you get stupid. The only thing that will stop someone like that (if they're seniors at school they probably still live at home and thus don't really give a hoot about damage to their parents' property) is to do something that will actually scare them. The only things likely to scare them (and I mean scare as in make them afraid, not startle as in sneak up behind them and say "boo") would be threats or actions of bodily harm to them. That's a lot of trouble to get yourself into, especially at 13.

I'd let it up to the parents. A side note (because I enjoy spouting my philosophies on life when they're relevant to a topic) I personally would not call the cops unless I feared for my life/safety. An egging incident is not worth comprimising my honor over. I feel that I must (I say "I" because I believe people should live their own way and not necessarily follow my philosophies) either deal with my problems myself or be strong and feel the effects of them and not complain.