Someone egged my house

Rototiller · Post by **Rototiller** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:49 pm

Step 1:
Watch any south park episode with cartman in it.
Step 2:
Imitate.

Or ( what jack thompson hopes):

Step 1:
play grand theft auto III for several days.
Step 2:
Go on murderous rampage.

(Do you even know who did it?)

ATOMICMAN · Post by **ATOMICMAN** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:53 pm

one of my favs is the nitrogen canister from guiness beer. wrap it in electrical tape or somehow seal the holes in it. drop it in the gas tank. car sputs out like its out of gas cuz the ball clogs the fuel outlet and once the car stops the suction stops and the ball floats back up.

stay away from fire and property damage cuz you can go to jail for something that seems funny but can carry a serious felony.

other good things is giving their name/phone number to salespeople or johovas witnesses. you could pull out the magazine subscription forms from the library and check bill me later. saran wrap thier car shut. if they have full cover hubcaps, pull one off and put a few nuts and bolts in them and they will rattle like mad until they get up to a decent speed (causes a lot of worry and confusion).

im sure i could come up with more buuuuut maybe later...

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:02 pm

Sorry, I egged your house

really, hows about you Totally TP their house, i mean make it look like snow.

sammy · Post by **sammy** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:03 pm

Keep some eggs for about two weeks at room temperature. Then throw those back.

I also know that duck eggs smell horrible (I have ducks at home) so throwing them would be the ultimate revenge. But of course you would have to get those.

Retromaster · Post by **Retromaster** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:33 pm

go down to your local dark alley or mental asylum and pick up steve (note: steve is my name for a demented criminaly insane crazy guy with a hook for a hand) sweet talk him and offer him something he likes (such as eggs or candy) then bring him to the house where your culprit lives. put him in a closet with the lights out and hide a tape recorder in there that makes weird noises, which will motivate your culprit to check it out. Hide somewhere with quick access to the door so that when your culprit walks in, you can lock him in there in order to let steve have enough time to play with his spleen. Damn, I just gave away the secret to my revenge methods, didn't I?

teraflop122 · Post by **teraflop122** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:39 pm

Step 1: find conclusive evidence.

Step 2: go to the police.

Yeah, yeah. I know. Lame. However, its great to get back at people while doing nothing illegal yourself. There's just a certain....joy about it.

NiN^_^NiN · Post by **NiN^_^NiN** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:06 pm

Sparkfist wrote: If you really want to cause trouble, sugar in the gas tank. However I would be careful of doing this. If you get cause you will be in big trouble and not only will there be a fine, you'll be paying for the person in question to have the gas tank and engine removed and cleaned out, and that is an expensive process.

Doesn't work hasn't mythbusters taught you anything lol

I would egg there house but thats it cause u will be pushing them to continue to do worse stuff to you altho if u egg their house there isn't much you can do about it.

You could actually tell there parents and say if they do it again you will sue them for private property damage yada yada that will be the easiest and best method for them to stop and get them back

Joes2Silly · Post by **Joes2Silly** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:23 pm

Here is waht I would do (*your results may vary):

1. Blow up their mailbox

2. Take a dump on their porch (not needed but you can if you want to)

3. stick a bunch of forks in their yard

4. TP their house

vskid · Post by **vskid** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:27 pm

Joes2Silly wrote:Blow up their mailbox

I think that is extremely illegal, so don't do it. (mail boxes are government property, or something)

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:29 pm

We are thinking throw paint all over most of the stuff and kill all the grass. TP and egg a lot more.

typamc95 · Post by **typamc95** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:32 pm

EMP!
Or, Explosive tennis balls in there cars talepipe, and a nitro gliseren bomb in there engine.

Post by **bicostp** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:47 pm

How about this:

1. Stop being a bunch of idiotic violent adolescents

2. Do that thing teraflop said.

Or how about this:

1. Get over it.

2. Go outside

3. Hose the egg off the house

I might sound uncaring, but I always had egging problems at Halloween, but they eventually grew tired of it. (Plus the last year we got a photo of their car driving away, and we spotted the same car at their house en route to Target one day...)

It was just a stupid prank done by stupid kids, and retaliating in a violent manner will just bring you down to their level, or wose, encourage them to do more stupid violent garbage.

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:32 pm

bicostp wrote:How about this:

1. Stop being a bunch of idiotic violent adolescents

2. Do that thing teraflop said.

Or how about this:

1. Get over it.

2. Go outside

3. Hose the egg off the house

I might sound uncaring, but I always had egging problems at Halloween, but they eventually grew tired of it. (Plus the last year we got a photo of their car driving away, and we spotted the same car at their house en route to Target one day...)

It was just a stupid prank done by stupid kids, and retaliating in a violent manner will just bring you down to their level, or wose, encourage them to do more stupid violent garbage.

We where nice and calm until we spent 45 mins outside cleaning it of the garage door ( it frooze to it ). I will only get revenge if it is my neighbor becuase he is a spolied brat who always trys to start stuff with me. He dumped a gatoraide on me a month ago along with countless other things. So I tryed the " just let I all go and he will quit " , 2 years latter and he still does stuff and I hate him so much that I just wait for him to throw the first punch so I can beat him so bed his jaw has to be weired up. And I kinda want to smash out his teeth on the curb.

See thats why keeping stuff in dosen't work for me. The other kid who used to do stuff left me alone becuase I beat him against a playset when he tries to fight me.

Post by **Skyone** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:36 pm

Talk to his parents then, or get anger management.

typamc95 · Post by **typamc95** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:40 pm

Get a restraining order, send him to juvi.