"Gunshot"

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:33 pm

SpongeBuell wrote:that said, I would strongly recommend convincing your parents to let you stay home, MIRAGE. If they don't want you to, ask what's more important: "your life, or one day of your education" (except replace "your" with "my" when you talk with them )

exactly what i was gonna say. don't go to school tommarow

Post by **Skyone** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:43 pm

SpongeBuell wrote:um, it hasn't been "the day" yet

Shhhhhh.

llama_master · Post by **llama_master** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:44 pm

for safety, you should bring a gun to school
unless you are stupid this is a joke... stay home...play zelda...eat chocolate covered bon bons

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:36 pm

Wear glasses. Nobody ever shoots people with glasses on. It's a dang fact.
Really though, sponge has the right idea.

BTW, where did he/she right this? You didn't mention.

EDIT: Woops, can't be assuming. Fixed.

MaDnEsS · Post by **MaDnEsS** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:46 pm

G-force wrote:Wear glasses. Nobody ever shoots people with glasses on. It's a dang fact.

and john lennon was an exception right

Post by **gannon** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:07 am

he had contacts in at the time

MaDnEsS · Post by **MaDnEsS** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:07 am

oh big dif

Post by **Skyone** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:30 am

Hell, there is a difference. You can't see half the contacts.
Poor Lennon....

Wayne Venomous · Post by **Wayne Venomous** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:16 am

cowsgoquack101 wrote:Glass eating isn't that bad after the first few cuts...

I used to eat lightbulbs as a party trick (this is actually true!)

The trick is to break the bulb first (or drill a small hole in the bulb so it has no vacuum) chew the glass until it turns back to sand and then swallow. The most painful bit is drinking neat vodka afterwards! It does disinfect the wounds though.

MIRAGE · Post by **MIRAGE** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:13 am

i will reply sometime after 3:15 TODAY, so far so good, and i go by "nerd"

SavageLych · Post by **SavageLych** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:29 pm

lol KEWL, I despise greenday, there new stuff is the_excrement , but some of there old stuff is better.

MIRAGE · Post by **MIRAGE** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:45 pm

hey, im still alive and greenday still rocks, turns out "gunshot" is a band that has a concert today. darn inconsiderate non-rememberers!

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:47 pm

TRIPPLE POST!

Post by **Triton** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:14 pm

llama_master · Post by **llama_master** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:42 pm

wow thats funny. good that you're still alive so the triple post should slide.