Bunnies Vs Kitties!

[MaDnEsS]

[zagalo]

forget about them. hamster are going to rule

( )_ ( ) this is hamster
( ='.'= )
(")_(")

[bicostp]

You never watched that movie did you?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Scene 21 (excerpts)

TIM: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered.
BEDEVERE: What with?
ARTHUR: Just keep me covered.
TIM: Too late!
[chord]
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul,
cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You twit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's
a killer!
...

ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal
assault, that rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.
GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will
make a mistake.
ARTHUR: Like what?
GALAHAD: Well,....
LANCELOT: Have we got bows?
ARTHUR: No.
LANCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis
one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother
Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: Pies lesu domine, donna eis requiem. Pies lesu domine,
donna eis requiem. Pies lesu domine, donna eis requiem.
ARTHUR: How does it, uh... how does it work?
LANCELOT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large --"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]

http://www.rit.edu/~smo4215/monty.htm#Scene_21

[S q u e e !]

Ah, the glory that is Monty Python... bicostp, I love you.

[MaDnEsS]

hate monty python

[Turbo Tax 1.0]

hate monty python

i wouldnt say that here, as far as i know it is a favorite among most of the forum and the galaxy

[Lucretius]

Indeed, now I hate MaDnEsS. Pity...

[Gamelver]

yes, Monty Python and perhaps the Hitchhiker's Guide books are almost sacred 'round here....they are to me, at least !!

[totokan]

Monty Python+HHGttG=Sacred texts(alright, Monty python isn't a text, but you get the point)

[MaDnEsS]

Indeed, now I hate MaDnEsS. Pity...

well i hate you pity

[S q u e e !]

You can't hate Lucretius! I now hate you doubly, sir

**EDIT**

700 posts! (odd post count to celebrate, huh?)

[MaDnEsS]

yes, i can if he hates me for hating a movie i can hate him for hating me

500 posts

[G-force]

Bunnays! Not because I really like them, but bic reminded me how much ass they can kick.

[Kurt_]

By the time this tread dies, so will Madness...

The bunnies will have revenge upon you.

[Lucretius]

Oh, this all got freaky...especially since I went for kitties...