whats your worst ever SURGERY/INJURY or SICKNESS

scherzo · Post by **scherzo** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:30 am

Nice injuries to all.

One day when I was 11 years old (I think) me and my friends decided to play baseball at the local park. There were only 6 or us total, so it was 3 to a team. One person would pitch, one would play halfway between 1st and 2nd, and the other would play halfway between 2nd and 3rd. We also had to play semi-outfield, of course. So I'm the one playing 1st/2nd and a grounder is hit to me. I scoop it up, and begin running full steam to 1st base. The hitter is doing the same. WHAM! We collide at the "bag" (Probably a soda can). We're both on the ground, unhurt. I found the situation rather funny and began to laugh. He apparently didn't find it funny at all. He picked up a nice handful of dirt and threw it in my face. I punched him of course. Before a real fight could break out, the rest of friends restrained us.

So we realize how stupid that whole thing and begin to laugh. But I was laughing and crying at the same time. My hand hurt like hell. Turns out I fractured my pinky's metacarpal. I had thrown a hook and it all connected on my pinky's knuckle. The doctor told me that it was a "boxer's fracture". That made me feel kinda cool.

Rototiller · Post by **Rototiller** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:50 am

The worst thing I've ever had was fifth disease.Your skin gets all itchy and stuff, but the worst part is when everybody looks at you like you're nuts and gets creeped out.I fell off my bike when I was maybe 10 and had to limp all the the way('bout a quarter mile) to my friend's house. I still have the scar.

Harshboy · Post by **Harshboy** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:02 am

Well, my worst by far was:

I was maybe 10 or 11 (I'm 14 now) when me and some friends built these ramps to do tricks and crap on our roller Blades (totally the thing back then...

) Anyway, to make a long story short, we put 2 of them one behind the other with maybe a 2-4 foot gap inbetween them. I went over it, and then some other kid on a Scooter comes up behind me (Which we told him and everyone not to do) I decided to make a Small U-Turn and then i launched off the back ramp (While the other kid just launched off of the other ramp) and we collided. The scooter went right into my knee and i was gushing blood. There was a huge gash that went further than the bone, i could actually touch the bone if i wanted, well, i didnt

.....so anyway, this kid being the pussy that he was, started crying about how he had a few tiny scratches on his arm (Not big at all) and starts coming over and kicking me while crying (I swear he could have filled all of the Great Lakes and then some with his tears) Now by then my friends tackled him and beat the crap out of him and told him about my knee...blah blah,. Then i want to the ER, got Stitches, i was in the Hospital for atleast 7 hours (It was Midnight till i left) and then i went to Burger King and skipped the following day of skool

I still have a huge scar from it

Oh, and i have some more injureies (Some funnier than the rest)

Just took the training wheels off of my bike. My old Houses driveway had a huge hill, so when i started i lost control of the bike and swerved right into the mailbox

That hurt, but no serious injuries.

I fell down the steps at my old house like atleast a total of 7 times. Each resulted in a Broken arm and/or wrist.

I was Roller Blading with my old Girlfriend in 3rd grade and she fell, taking me with her. Got another Broken arm. I kinda hated her after that

God, i have bad luck. So far at this house i've only suffered the Knee accident

elementxmaster · Post by **elementxmaster** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:40 am

Sword_Gun · Post by **Sword_Gun** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:53 am

Heh mesa, I own you at pre-mature.

I was born pre-mature, My heart stopped around 53 times, I had a canadian record for about a year then some kids heart stopped 56 times. Dammit!

Harshboy · Post by **Harshboy** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:00 am

I was 3 months pre-mature. But i never had anything go wrong, and im normal...heh, normal

blackbox_dev · Post by **blackbox_dev** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:04 am

This is one of the funniest threads ever!

And I was 2 months pre-mature as well.

usbcd36 · Post by **usbcd36** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:20 am

I was born grey. Seriously. But I was fine. Just didn't get enough oxygen right before to keep me looking that healthy pink!

I'd have to say the worst injury I've ever had (and it's nothing compared to anything above) was when I left some hand warmers in my sleeping bag when I was camping. Caused second-degree burns on my ankles, and I still have the scars (one on each leg).

Other than that, nothing really. I had a 20 lb. log tossed onto my pinky once, (it basically split right up the side), but that healed in about two weeks, and it was only painful for a week or so (after the dead skin fell off, it stopped hurting).

NES_fanatic · Post by **NES_fanatic** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:35 am

No real injuries, but one time I got reeeeaaaaallly bad food poisining, I literally threw up for an hour, even when there was nothing left inside me I kept wretching and throwing up.

I guess I kinda do have an injury. I've had an ingrown toenail as long as I can remember. It usually doesn't hurt, but makes my toe look like something out of Silent Hill. One time it got so bad the the nail grew right inth my flesh and out a hole it carved in the front.

Post by **Gamelver** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:26 pm

Well, I think I've got you all beat when it comes to teeth surgery/injuries

.

For starters, I've had three root canals. I had two when I was a little kid, because of some disease in my teeth. The third I'll come to later...

I've had a tooth pulled before (you know, when it wasn't loose or anything

). I've chipped a tooth (and I actually had the chipped part at the time

).

Worst of all is earlier this year when I had to have surgery for a big hole in my jaw...apparantly, there was (or still is

) a hole the size of a quarter spun on it's side next to my nose. Bacteria were eating away at the bone or something and they had to go in there, clean it up, and give it some stuff to help it grow. They had to cut through my gums and drill into my skull

. Before the operation, I had to get a root canal as well, for some reason pertaining to the operation

. I was under anesthetics, of course, but for the whole next week I couldn't eat solid food and my gums hurt and kept bleeding. The gums were very swollen as well.

Along with those things, I've gotten a bunch of cavities and fillings, all of which have SUCKED

. The worst was my last root canal, though. I had the numbing medication injected, but it still hurt like hell. I mean, they're literally destroying all the nerves in my teeth by simply drilling into them (or something

). How fun can that be

?!?

Besides my teeth, I've gotten various injuries, most of which from my old skateboarding days

. Worst was probably when I hit my head and got knocked out.

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:31 pm

i had a route canal without pain stuff, hurt like female of the dog species. thats about it though except one time i when i was mountain biking i went off a jump and my old beat up bike pretty much fell apart when i landed, coulda bashed my head in if it wasnt for my helmet, that wont happen any more though ive got a nice trek to beat up

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:38 pm

I was born with out the ability to generate my own body heat. I had to be kept in a warm room untill it developed. also When i was little I dropped a RCA selectavision disc of Ghostbusters on my toes and ripped three of them out.

ganonbanned · Post by **ganonbanned** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:48 pm

none real bad ones, but I used to be in base ball. one time, a kid (who years later wold annoy the crap out of me until I pushed him in the road, prompting a bystander to call the police, we had both ran away by then though.) threw a ball, I thit my nuts. I started screaming, I threw the bat at him and he started crying. I almost got kicked out of baseball.

gamer2 wrote:I was born with out the ability to generate my own body heat. I had to be kept in a warm room untill it developed. also When i was little I dropped a RCA selectavision disc of Ghostbusters on my toes and ripped three of them out.

so wait, you dont have 3 toes now?

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:02 pm

I ment Toe Nails lol. Hurt like heck though

slimjimmy · Post by **slimjimmy** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:04 pm

Just remembered another one, about 7 or 8 years ago. I was playing soccer, and while out of the game I was just kicking around a soccer ball with one of my teammates (the strongest kicker on the team). I went to pick it up, and little did i know he was going to kick it. He kicked me in the mouth. Nothing bad, just some stitches in my lip, no teeth knocked out.

God, I must've busted my head/face open a few times too when I was 3-6, because my tantrums at that time consisted of me headbutting stuff (walls and such). One plus from it, though, are my headbutting skills

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