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Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:53 pm

maybe if you hit them with a hotglue gun they could become stuck to the ground and disapear and like harsh said if you hit them with the soldering iron they could burst into flames and disapear

these are just suggestions by the way i think everybody who has contributed has done a great job so far

MM007 · Post by **MM007** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:55 pm

I'm wondering if this plot can be, for at least a part of the game, be considered.

A group named ProPC, wishing to get away from Japanese trade and bring money back to American-based computer businesses, seeks to bring around the "Second Crash", a movement from game systems to PCs that would make the Crash of '83 pale in comparison. ProPC agents are all over the city, infiltrating it, and trying to prevent the distribution of game consoles. It is led by the holographic virtualized head of Jack Tramiel, who it is revealed purposefully engineered the first crash.

I'm also wondering if instead of fighting cops (That wouldn't send a good picture of Ben), he should fight the following, perhaps with police help.

1 star: Crazed system fanboys taunt you for defiling or ignoring their fav consoles
2 star: Fanboys attack you
3 star: Noobs attack you
4 star: ProPC Police attack you
5 star: ProPC Special Ops attack you
6 star: Genetically engineered Jack Tramiel clones attack you

While Jack Thompson would make a tempting boss battle or mission of some kind, he'd likely sue over that.

sniper_spike · Post by **sniper_spike** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:57 pm

MM007 wrote:While Jack Thompson would make a tempting boss battle or mission of some kind, he'd likely sue over that.

He can't touch us, it's a free game!

Radon199 · Post by **Radon199** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:18 pm

That man has too many death threats, as far as i'm concerend the more games that involve killing him is just going to make him fight harder.

HK-47 · Post by **HK-47** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:20 pm

marshallh wrote: HK-47: That's a pretty good iron, though it doesn't quite need that much detail, a little less would suffice.

Ok, Ill try to make it a bit simpler. Here it is if anyone wants to fool around with it though:
http://hk47.portablesofdoom.org/grand_t ... g_iron.zip
I need a list of objects I can start working on.

Darth Fett · Post by **Darth Fett** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:25 pm

Radon199 wrote:That man has too many death threats, as far as i'm concerend the more games that involve killing him is just going to make him fight harder.

Okay,when you Hot glue him to a wall,you win the boss battle.He just stays glued to the wall the whole game yelling"I'll sue!I'll sue!"

HK-47 · Post by **HK-47** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:27 pm

Nah, leave him out of it. The more people want to hurt him, the more it justifies his point.

Radon199 · Post by **Radon199** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:27 pm

He dosn't stay hot guled to the wall all the time. Eventualy some kids start throwing consecuativly larger rocks at this head.

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:28 pm

and instead of just one type of hotglue gun and soldering iron maybe there can be different kinds like a glue gun with a spread shot

or a sniping glue gun with ascope and all that jazz

HK-47 · Post by **HK-47** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:28 pm

A gluegun BFG?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:57 pm

I'll buy a domain for it later, if you guys want.

Anyone wants to chip in 50 cents or anything my paypal is gamingoasisfan@gmail.com.

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:00 pm

or just use a free dot.tk domain

Joes2Silly · Post by **Joes2Silly** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:11 pm

This game recives a K by Joseph standing for Kickass, and it has recives my seal of aproval

Post by **bicostp** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:28 pm

Hey I have an idea. For the hot glue gun weapon, instead of blood and gore and all that other icky stuff, why not have the opponent fall backward and get glued to the ground or a nearby object? (car, tree, building...)

Or has this been said before?

Either way it's funny. And E rated!

Post by **marshallh** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:42 pm

Good call bic, I wasn't planning on blood/gore but what you mentioned.
I know all of you are eager to get started, but we'll have to wait a bit for the core code to be written (or should I say, for me to write it

)
I've been having problems with my PC locking up randomly, and I thought it was probably overheating. So, I took out my CPU heatsink and whaddya know, you couldn't see through the thing it was so dusty! I promptly blew 160psi of air at it. No dust here

MM007 that's a good idea. I wonder what Luc thinks of it hint hint