BEHOLD- THE AMAZING AND TRUE STORY OF RETROMASTER'S QUEST...

teraflop122 · Post by **teraflop122** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:39 pm

Retromaster....are you trying to immitate the intelligence of the Southpark creators?

Get off the whole "I'm a gross 42 year old blah blah squirrels raining death and whatnot" stuff. It isn't particularly funny, just annoying.

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:58 pm

He is a type monger.

Retromaster · Post by **Retromaster** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:07 pm

teraflop122 wrote:Retromaster....are you trying to immitate the intelligence of the Southpark creators?

Get off the whole "I'm a gross 42 year old blah blah squirrels raining death and whatnot" stuff. It isn't particularly funny, just annoying.

but the raining squirell mutants are new!
surely you've never seen a mutant hamster squirrel in your life, have you? And no really! there ARE mutant squirrels contrloing my posts!
ITS TRUE! if you piss them off with little letters, they go crazy and start spewing acid and claw your flesh! please help me! run into my house and free me from their dictatorship!

EDIT- I really AM a 42 gross old man!

Post by **bicostp** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:11 pm

Gannon, we NEED that smiley! PLEASE!

Stop posting random garbage. It's not funny, it's just STUPID! STOP!

Good posts are poetry in motion. Yours are gibberish in neutral.

Retromaster · Post by **Retromaster** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:15 pm

Gibberish in nuetral.......?...........
(writes that down on a sticky note that will soon go in a fake documentary of spongebob and other stupid kid's show's)

Gannon, we NEED that smiley! PLEASE!

what smiley?
and what else am I supposed to post if i'm being held hostage and no one shops at good will?
not that i'm poor or anything,...just low class....

EDIT:

Good posts are poetry in motion. Yours are gibberish in neutral.

hmm...."it was the worst of times....and the best of times......"
(if you haven't read tale of two cities you sir, are a moron)

Post by **Triton** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:25 pm

in all honesty you NEED to stop starting so many new topics and posting so often! you average five and a quarter posts per day! i am trying hard to not be mean but more than half your posts make ZERO SENSE! from what i have read you have the maturity of an elementary school kid and about the same ability to type coherently. PLEASE after you type a post go through it and take the time to make sure it is actually a coherent, readable thing not a string of nonsense

Post by **SpongeBuell** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:08 pm

One other thing I really want to say... you are like a magician that is trying to stall while he remembers how to do his trick (which is later done very crappily) "Behold, as I tell you my most amazing thought that most of you already know of. It all started back in my home town of Saint Louey, Missoura..." If you honestly do have something interesting to say (which will be a miracle in itself) JUST GET TO THE GODDAMN POINT!