Kirk -VS- Picard!

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In a fight to the bitter end, who's left?

Kirk
24
41%
Picard
35
59%
 
Total votes: 59

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Post by Weebl »

Picard is definitely the winner. No one is better.
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Post by gamer2 »

Dude Kirk all the way

for these reasons

-The Klingons didnt have a word for Surender before kirk came around.
-Kirk problebly has a child on every planet, Picard NONE
-three words "Flying Leg Kick"
-Kirk never has to stand up and sterighten up his shirt
-Kirk dont call his bridge a "Biege"
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Post by bicostp »

CHUCK NORRIS!

Oh wait... :P

I'm voting Picard because:

1. I used to watch The Next Generation a bit when I was younger. I remember watching it on broadcast TV along with The Victory Garden, This Old House, and New Yankee Workshop.

2. Ignoring their Star Trek roles, Patrick Stewart has done a lot better stuff than William Shatner has. (Shatner basically has done a bunch of crap like some Disney movies and various bit roles, and annoying Priceline commercials; Stewart has been on American Dad, A Christmas Carol, Moby Dick, and a bunch of other quality stuff.)
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Post by benheck »

Darn right! Kirk also:

Saved Earth at least twice (Star Trek 1 and 4)

Defeated Khan twice

Yelled KAHN!!!!!

Bedded WAY more women than Picard

Defeated the Gorn

Had hair

Stopped the Nazis (City on the Edge of Forever)

Fought Tribbles

Did an album with Ben Folds

Never spent 8 seasons with both Dr. Crusher and Dr. Troi without "hitting that up"

Went against StarFleet commands WAY more often

Saved Picard's ass in Star Trek: Generations

and most importantly: Was NOT in Star Trek: Nemesis, which IMHO is even worse than Part 5.
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Post by CronoTriggerfan »

Hey Ben, you forgot one thing: I don't see Picard having his own Family Guy cameo with a WHOLE FREAKIN EPISODE featuring him! :lol: Can't wait for Port Washington, either. Looks awesome!
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Post by Sparkfist »

Picard battled the borg what 4 times and won everyone.

Had to fix a temperal rift of anti time to make sure humanity exsisted.

Patrick Stewart had a well established movie career before Star Trek, he doesn't need a music album!

Picard made allies of more alien cultures then Kirk, Kirk merly wanted to screw and fight.

There is no evil Picard! but there is an evil Kirk. (Locutus doesn't count)

Enterprise D and E own Enterprise and A.

Lastly Stewart isn't afread of being bald, he's made it one of his trademarks.
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Post by Nicholai »

Why are we talking about Stewart? We're talking his character. And Kirk saved Picard in Generations. Had way more luck with the ladies and his series didn't suck.
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Post by Sparkfist »

Hey they brought Shatner into this I'm bringing Stewart. I'm not breaking any rules just playing by their's.
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Post by teraflop122 »

Saying that Kirk saved Picard in Generations is inaccurate, as it depends on perspective. I say that, if it wasn't for Picard, Kirk would never have left the Nexus in the first place, and therefor wouldn't have had a chance to save Picard!

I voted for Picard just because Kirk was before my time, and I care more about technology than morals. Lets face it, Kirk was thrown into more moral dilemmas than one can count, and Picard mostly dealt with spacial phenomena/technological marvels/equipment-run-wild.

And Picard can deflect laser beams with his shiney head. Can Kirk do that!? HMMMMM!? :wink:
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Post by Klefmung »

You gotta love Picard, people! Both of them had a good series of movies, but Kirk's series is questionable. So I believe Next Generation and Picard are better. And yes, Picard saved kirk! Without Picard, that fool would be in the Nexus, forever missing da Enterprise, never escaping to real life!
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Post by Nicholai »

If Picard wouldn't have gotten Kirk out of Nexus his ass would be grass.
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Post by S q u e e ! »

Lucretius wrote:True, but Picrad is a master of diplomacy and strategy! He gives hope to those of us who are weak and funny looking like him!
I concur! Picard all the way!

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Wait, so Kirk is better because he has knocked up more women than Gene Simmons? :| Picard has much higher standards than Kirk, so he doesn't go sleep with the first space bimbo he sees on that planet.
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Post by NES_fanatic »

Picard. No I have nothing to back it up. I know absolutely nothing about either, except Picard was the captain when I watched the show when I was younger.

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