Corrupt-A-Wish topic (joke topic)

[Muniosi]

You do, but they are now corrupted and useless.

I wish I could get my laptop dual-booted with Chromium.

[resecnded x]

Granted, your computer now boots instantly to the blue screen of death (very far off in the distance, we can here some yell "MY MORTAL ENEMY!!!!")

I wish I could make more people laugh because of my ever improving joke collection (which doesn't include all of my clothes bursting into flames and me surviving somehow, only to end up nude and extremely embarrassed)

[Muniosi]

Granted, but all of your clothes burst into flames and you survive somehow, only to end up nude and extremely embarrassed.

I wish I had an iPhone.

[resecnded x]

Granted, but it turns into a nokia razor after struck by lightning

I wish I could Self-Destruct like the pink creeper does and survive (elemental creepers minecraft mod)

[resecnded x]

[off topic] uh......hello? I figured this topic has rested long enough, so lets bring it back people[/off topic]