Corrupt-A-Wish topic (joke topic)

Muniosi · Post by **Muniosi** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:52 pm

Then I guess nobody can post anymore until benheck does.

Hifeno · Post by **Hifeno** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:04 am

Ben Heck was going to post but the K key on his keyboard breaks and he goes into a rage and never posts again.

I wish this thread never existed.

Muniosi · Post by **Muniosi** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:59 am

It doesn't, but now I can't corrupt your wish.

I wish I owned all the stuff in your avatar.

Soulsaviger · Post by **Soulsaviger** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:47 pm

Yes but you did'nt corrupt his or make a wish SS!
I wish I was not sick!

resecnded x · Post by **resecnded x** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:13 pm

Granted, but you now get sent into SPPPPPPAAAACCCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could eat a tuna sandwich at a subway, on a subway, at a susway, at a busway (cookies to whoever gets this >:D )

Muniosi · Post by **Muniosi** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:07 pm

You can, but I don't get the reference, so I don't get a cookie.

I wish BLUH.

resecnded x · Post by **resecnded x** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:39 am

Granted, its now SUS

I wish other people would check out more youtube poops for more corrupt a wish idea's

Muniosi · Post by **Muniosi** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:13 am

They do, but then nobody posts for a week.

I wish I lived the cosmic custodian life.

resecnded x · Post by **resecnded x** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:37 am

Granted, but you get launched into unexplored SPAAAAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!!!, and fall into a black hole and die

I wish it was opposite day

Muniosi · Post by **Muniosi** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:09 pm

Not granted, but now I'm not confused.

I don't wish I had money.

face · Post by **face** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:28 am

granted. you dont have any with you, but its all in your bank

I wish everything i say would be true.

Muniosi · Post by **Muniosi** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:23 pm

It is, but then I look at your sig and something bad happens. Yeah.

I wish my brother would get off the fast computer so I can play fast games.

resecnded x · Post by **resecnded x** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:17 pm

Granted, but you finished all of the fast games in the world in under 10 seconds flat, and are now so bored, you take a shotgun to your head and test to see if you can respawn in real life...............you don't

I wish I had the power to make all of my favorite foods/drinks appear from nothingness

Muniosi · Post by **Muniosi** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:33 pm

You do, but your favorite foods/drinks now all taste like fart.

I wish I had a life besides this topic.

n00bdud3 · Post by **n00bdud3** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:53 pm

Granted, but now you can only talk by saying "I wish" statements, and everyone hates you for it.

I wish I had a free working link directly into the fiber optic lines that make up the backbone of the internet.

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