Make Your Own Anagrams!

[Jeff]

Internet Explorer
Next? Enter or peril.
Error: Next line, pet.

Microsoft Internet Explorer
Not complex? It isn't error-free.

Microsoft Office
Is of comic effort.

Microsoft Windows
If it now crow: "MSDOS".
Conformist widows.

We must not forget that Intel Pentium is a
LIMP TEEN UNIT
and that the chance of one actually performing is like a
NINE MILE PUTT
so what's the best solution?
I LET MINE PUNT!

Pentium Processor
Super-moronic pest!

Microsoft Encarta
Moronic artefacts.

Netscape Navigator
Nice vast patronage.
Not a scrap negative.

Netscape Communicator
Nicest on a Mac computer.

Apple Macintosh
Spelt: "A Champion".
Laptop Machines.
Compliant shape.

The Microsoft Corporation
Horror of Competition Acts.
Prehistoric format. Con, too.
Far too rich! No competitors!
Motto: Rich fornicates poor.

Windows Two-Thousand
Sod! Shutdown! Now wait!

Microsoft Powerpoint
Moronic. We post profit.

[nos_slived]

George Bush -- rearrange the letters -- He bugs Gore.
Dormitory -- rearrange the letters -- Dirty Room.
Evangelist -- rearrange the letters -- Evil's Agent.
Desperation -- rearrange the letters -- A Rope Ends It.
The Morse Code -- rearrange the letters -- Here Come Dots.
Slot Machines -- rearrange the letters -- Cash Lost In 'Em.
Animosity -- rearrange the letters -- Is No Amity.
Mother-in-law -- rearrange the letters -- Woman Hitler.
Snooze Alarms -- rearrange the letters -- Alas! No More Z's.
A Decimal Point -- rearrange the letters -- I'm A Dot In Place
Eleven plus two -- rearrange the letters -- Twelve plus one.

And for the grand finale:

President Clinton of the USA -- can be arranged into -- To Copulate he finds interns.

[dragonhead]

holy crap those are cool

[shmagoogin77]