Crank Dat Hamburger

benol · Post by **benol** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:00 pm

I made this because I wanted to both make a statement that there are too many freakin' parodies of "Crank Dat Soulja Boy" and also prove that even a nerdy white kid could make a parody of it. Here it is! Please critique it!

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:09 pm

I think I am going to have to stab myself.

benol · Post by **benol** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:13 pm

I know, it's sad.

Ah, the things I do for comedy.

Did you read the whole thing?

P.S. The capitalization is crazy because I copied and pasted lyrics, then edited them. I was too lazy to fix it.

demonofaj · Post by **demonofaj** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:27 pm

It's um...creative. On another note, my urban side finally learned what the term, "Superman dat hoe" means. Apparently a male is to empty his love stain on the back of the female, and thus a cloth is to be placed on the females back where the fluids were released, thus it sticks, and when the female stands, she has a pseudo cape. There, a wikipedia worthy definition of an urban dictionary entry. I have to get an internets for that.

benol · Post by **benol** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:34 pm

demonofaj wrote:It's um...creative. On another note, my urban side finally learned what the term, "Superman dat hoe" means. Apparently a male is to empty his love stain on the back of the female, and thus a cloth is to be placed on the females back where the fluids were released, thus it sticks, and when the female stands, she has a pseudo cape. There, a wikipedia worthy definition of an urban dictionary entry. I have to get an internets for that.

Sadly, I already knew that.

samus · Post by **samus** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:06 pm

somehow i feel violated

benol · Post by **benol** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:10 pm

samus wrote:somehow i feel violated

It's 'cause you're a girl.

samus · Post by **samus** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:28 pm

i meant by your parody.

Shadeslayer · Post by **Shadeslayer** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:53 pm

My brain... is... melting!

1)You have WAY too much time on your hands!

2)I hate rap (lol)

and

3)It doesn't make sense (in my opinion)

My girlfriend would be proud cause crank dat is her favorite song and she loves parodies!

benol · Post by **benol** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:07 am

samus wrote:i meant by your parody.

It's 'cause you're a hamburger.

Post by **Skyone** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:15 am

benol wrote:Ah, the things I do for comedy.

Oh, this is comedy?

benol · Post by **benol** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:17 am

Yes. I take it that you hate it.

dudex77 · Post by **dudex77** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:57 am

Wow! I can't even put my feelings into words for this one.

benol · Post by **benol** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:58 am

dudex77 wrote:Wow! I can't even put my feelings into words for this one.

Good feelings, or bad?

nc · Post by nc » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:20 pm

I think it's needs a video to compliment it. Get to work!