Someone egged my house

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:32 am

Well i have decided to let it go unless they do it again. But i dont think they will be so mucky from my bro.

Unidentified Assilant · Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:24 am

Go to the police if you ever get evidence, a kid used to bully me and attempt for him and two other kids to beat me up, I got evidence + witnesses, police were informed, now he's gonna get arrested if he touches me for 3 years, my turn to bully him

if you can't get evidence, murder them.

Xiro · Post by **Xiro** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:53 am

Triton wrote:yea because when a crime has been comitted reporting it to the athorities is totally ghey and stupid etc! this board is full of impressionable younger people, lets please try to avoid putting ideas in their head that could lead to trouble thank you!

Triton, going to the cops is admitting that you cant do anything yourself, and need the help of others. There is no reason to turn egging into something that these kids get into serious trouble over. Let the cops deal with rapists and murderers, let gamemaster deal with delinquint teens

EnterTheHatrix · Post by **EnterTheHatrix** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:55 am

I wouldnt do anything that's confrontational, you'll end up starting a war.

I suggest dropping it unless they do it again... If they do it again, it's personal and then consider discrete retaliation.

paint bomb a bucket of tar on their front door step... It's foul and twice as bad as a paint bomb, but it's pretty quick, so you'll have to act fast.

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:00 am

Shaving cream idea x8

Experience says YES!

Paintball any other threats. Stay up late at night, video them comminting wrong on your property, THen paintball the hell out of them.

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Post by **Sparkfist** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:24 am

Well if you're going to listen to the spoiled sports and be the bigger man. provoke the person in to doing it again, whatever you said or did to make them that angry in the first place. Then sit outside, preferably with a camera and record. If you get enough video to where you can identify them then stop the tape, walk out and tell them you're calling the cops. After dawn go file a police report, for vandalism and trespassing.

Problem solved!

Unidentified Assilant · Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:37 pm

Logic to me, beat them up.

I beat people up if they piss me off

Or just smash their house up.

Metroid fan · Post by **Metroid fan** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:25 pm

Put a can of shaving creme in liquid nitrogen till it's solid peel off the metal and put it in their tailpipe

just kidding don't do that or their car no workey anymore.

Rototiller · Post by **Rototiller** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:43 pm

Xiro wrote:
Triton wrote:yea because when a crime has been comitted reporting it to the athorities is totally ghey and stupid etc! this board is full of impressionable younger people, lets please try to avoid putting ideas in their head that could lead to trouble thank you!
Triton, going to the cops is admitting that you cant do anything yourself, and need the help of others. There is no reason to turn egging into something that these kids get into serious trouble over. Let the cops deal with rapists and murderers, let gamemaster deal with delinquint teens

Xiro, who told you this?
seriously, going to the police is the smartest thing here. This thread needs to be lockified.

In the words of b1ff:
Ur 14m3, 10s3r.

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:51 pm

Why not fill the keyholes with superglue or bondo (Like was already suggested), freeze a can of shaving cream and put it in their car (break a window while you're at it!), and if the house is flat on the front or has a big gently sloped roof paint something profane on it (with black paint, of course, so they need to prime it again first!)

teraflop122 · Post by **teraflop122** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:29 pm

Xiro's response is typical. Many people, mostly guys, like to think that they aren't sufficiently manly or macho if they must resort to seeking the help of others. Perhaps they imagine that people (like Xiro) would then think less of them for excercising the only perfect revenge.

In 9th grade I had a bully on my tail for a number of months. I was two things which don't go well together: overweight and nonconfrontational. In fact, I was so well taught against using vulgar language that I couldn't curse and keep a straight face, or sound serious, at the same time. For months I ignored his verbal, bordering on physical abuse. During the last few days of this horrible episode, I even resorted to violence- I was a good 70 or 80 pounds heavier then he, and also a good deal taller. I body slammed him from behind, sending him some ten or twelve feet. Even that did not silence him- luckily for me he was the type to never go to the higher authorities (like Xiro). Later that week I went to the schools staff and told them of my experiences. When next I saw the bully, his hair was different, his cloths were different, his word choices and tone were changed, etc. His previous strength had been utterly and completely torn away from him. He was quite and kept to himself from then on. It was such a victory on my part, because only the people from whom I sought help possessed the power and authority over this punk to legally stop him once and for all.

The moral of this story? I don't know, make something up! Petty violence or vandalism will only cause the situation to spiral out of control and drag on.

Meh · Post by **Meh** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:35 pm

teraflop, that's a weird story, in England if you report a bully, they usualyl come back with a "mafia like" gang and make the rest of you rentire schoo life, utter Hell.

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:25 am

teraflop122 wrote:Xiro's response is typical.

Couldn't have said it better myself. The macho thing he is right about, but have a little fun before you turn them in to the authoritys. Chances are, this person has commited other crimes and other people hate him too.

Wisdom > Strength
Fun > Everything else!

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gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:40 am

Thanks for the help. If they do this again I will try to get it on tape and then shoot them to hell with a paintball gun ( I have legal right to, and it would feel great )

. I have decided that I don't want to do much about this unless it continues.

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:27 am

gamemasterAS wrote:Thanks for the help. If they do this again i will try to get it on tape and then shoot them to hail with a paintball gun ( I have legal right to, and it would feel great ) . I have decided that I don't want to do much about this unless it continues.

See! I knew it was the right thing to do!

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